Write your own Fezitorial

[GaryWyze]

<font color=purple>But 1st we need some subjects, so how about it? Throw out a few topics, and let's take a crack at it. Hey, it's either this, work, or listening to Leykis.</font>

[Freeze]

Only fez can right the fezatorial. Dont rip him off.

Its pretty cold in here.......

[GaryWyze]

Only fez can right the fezatorial. Dont rip him off. <P> <font color=purple>It's not ripping him off, it's paying tribute. And I'm bored, so..... <P> <b>The Arab World warns against U.S. strike on Iraq</b> <P> Hmmmmm, time to fire off a Fezitorial. <P> <P> Well, well, well, several middle eastern nations have warned the United States not to attack their neighbor Iraq, and I haven't seen this many Arabs upset since the last time we had a taxi-drivers strike. Hey, guys, I'm sorry if the TLC won't allow you to cover your cab's floor in sand, but that's no reason to blow your turban. <P> But what really get's my camel is the way they have the nerve to threaten us, as if the World is just one big 7-11, and we're making a mess at their slurpeee machine. I mean c'mon, let's get real, you may have the oil, but the last time I checked, most caves have no central heating system. We've made you rich; without us, you're just a bunch of well tanned guys walking around the dessert with towels on your head. Besides, it would take us all of 5 minutes to turn your entire region into the world's largest sandbox. Well, all except for Israel, who we'll need when it comes time to liquidate what's left of I-Whack and Lebabomb. <P> <P> But you know, this whole things reminds me of growing up Pineeeelliiiiis Park, Floriiiiida... where I'd often hear mama in the back discussing the global politics with our handyman named Bobo. She seemed to have a particular interest in Australia, because she was always talking about him going down under. He, however, preferred to discuss China and even Pennsylvania, because I'd often hear him saying something about yellow discipline and the hershey highway. <P> Heeeeeeeey, wait a minute... mama was letting Bobo dig for his own oil. <P> *Sigh* Anyyyyway, we're the greatest country in the world, and are gonna do whatever it takes to keep those evil do'ers from doing evil. And if they don't like it, well, that's the way the falafel ball bounces. <P> We're hear, we're queer, we will not disappear, this has been my Garytorial, thaaaaaaaaaaank yooooou. <P> Now will somebody go get Ron ;-)</font> <P> <P> <P> <P> <P> <P>
<font color=purple><font size=1>O'kay, so that sucked, but it kept me busy for a few minutes. ;)</font></font> <P>

[TooCute]

what really humps my camel.

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[Gwen]

You know, if you acutally read that in Fezzy's voice in your head, its not half bad. I say bravo good sir.

But I always thought it was "Annnyyyyywhooooo" not anyways, maybe I have bad ears.

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This message was edited by Gwen on 9-13-02 @ 4:03 PM

[Spoil-Sport]

Keith Hernandez is backpedalling after creating a controversy with the NY Mets. Well, it looks like he just backed into.a FEZATORIAL! <P>
In his 2nd column for the MSG website, Hernandez accused the Mets of `having no heart' and `quitting', and I haven't been this upset since Rusty Trombone.er.Staub retired. <P>
Being shaken by the uproar he caused, Hernandez decided to apologize to the Mets in a closed clubhouse meeting. He said players are `brethren' and he felt like he betrayed `family'. What's that loud noise? Is it the Mets applauding Hernandez' apology? No, it's the sound of his credibility as a broadcaster crashing and burning!!! F**king idiot!!! <P>
But you know, this all reminds me of growing up in PINELLAS PARK FLORIDA where MOTHER would practice our national pastime in the shed in the back with our handyman BOBO. I often heard BOBO telling MOTHER to `choke on the bat' and to work on her `spitball' and.WAIT A MINUTE.Momma played the skin flute!!! <P>
Anyhoooo.Hernandez is now welcome back into the Mets clubhouse. He's free to mingle with the players in the locker room and the showers where he'll hear cries of WE'RE HERE, WE'RE QUEER, WE WILL NOT DISAPPEAR!!! This has been MY Fezatorial.THANK YOU!!!! <P>

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[DrBob]

i'd like a Fezitorial about Canadians. <P>

I, ah...I'm not much of a "word" person...

[GaryWyze]

what really humps my camel. <P>
<font color=purple>You didn't forget to write toe, did ya? ;) <P>
And yeah, your line would've worked well</font> ;) <P>

[GaryWyze]

i'd like a Fezitorial about Canadians. <P>
<font color=purple>And you shall have one, Doc, but it'll have to wait 'til a little later. Good suggestion, btw. <P>
Gotta run.</font> <P>

[TheMojoPin]

But what really get's my camel

What realy smokes MY camel...

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