Mike Teacher
09-16-2002, 02:16 PM
Apologies for this but I was listening and recording and was so amazed I listened back and tried to get the text. Any and all mistakes are mine; if it was a bit it deserves an Oscar...
[Theme was Fez accusing Billy of Welching on a football bet. Billy claims bet wasn't made. Staff says they heard the bet made while all were in the office. Billy refuses to pay Fez $100. Fez is angry, says something to the effect of letting jokes about his Dad and Daughter on the air, Ron attempts to take callers.]
Ron: Here's Kenny, Kenny you're on Ron and Fez
Billy Interrupts Kenny: What, are we turning this into `bash Billy day'?
Fez: Pay me a Hundred Dollars and I'll call it off right now.
Billy cuts off Ron trying to speak to Kenny: "What? I'm gonna risk my job and everything else over a hundred bucks that's ridiculous."
Fez: Yeah, you're risking a job alright.
Billy: And you're gonna attack people families over a hundred dollars? You feel good about that?
Ron: Kenny you're on. [interrupted]
Fez: I'll feel great once I get my hundred dollars.
Billy: You know what I'll give you the god damned hundred dollars even though you didn't win the friggin bet..
Fez over Billy: I won the Bet
Billy: .just to keep you quiet
Fez: You think you're going to shut me up?!
Billy: Well Fez you know damn well this wasn't the bet. You know damn well this wasn't the bet and you sit there and you're gonna bring my dad and my daughter into it for a hundred dollars? I find that despicable.
Ron [trying to edge in] Do you mind if we do the show, Billy?
Billy: You know what? Do the show. [Billy starts to leave]
Ron: Ok. Billy just quit.
Fez: Good!
Ron: Billy just quit.
Fez: Bye!
Billy back at Mic: You know what?! You are stooping to a level that I did not even realize existed, you know what? For a hundred friggin' dollars.
Fez: I'm sorry! What's the rate for saying to me about stooping??
Billy: Oh OK You know what Fez? Fine, bring it up. This is ridiculous. Here's a hundred dollars. We know what we bet on, and we know what were talking about, and you're going to bring my family into something.
Fez: Why.
Billy: ..and you're going to make jokes about my daughter for a hundred dollars? You are the lowest of the low I have ever met in my life.
Fez: Why is everybody else a liar?
Billy: [voice emotional] Because no one else will stand up to you. They were all there; they know what the bet is, no one will stand up to you. God forbid somebody sides with Billy on anything. I can't do a frigging thing right.
Fez: Boy, that's for sure!
Billy: .Yeah, well.
Ron: Alright, hold on.
Billy: .not going to go against you.
Ron: Ya know what, bring everybody in Billy.
Fez: Bring them all in. Bring everybody in.
Billy: For the god damn hundred dollars, that's pathetic.
Ron: But you're calling each of them a liar
Fez: [sarcastic] Everybody is a liar here.
Billy: No ones gonna stand up to fez for me! No ones gonna stick up for me.
Ron: No? Because they're all lying. That's what you're saying, right?
Billy [to Fez]: You KNOW what the bet was!
Ron: [trying to get Billy from addressing Fez] List.. Just talk to me OK.
[Ron asks staff one at a time what they heard about the bet. They side with Fez, basically.more talk about the games involved.]
Caller Finally gets in and calls billy a liar and a loser.
Other callers call Billy to the Carpet.
Rory tells Billy its basically rape.
Billy defends it wasn't rape; she was over 21.
[There is an obvious dump here while billy is talking that it wasn't rape]
Caller calls Billy daughter a whore
Billy: You know what? I'm sorry, I can't deal with this [sound of headphones going off, Billy leaving] enough of this crap.
Ron: Billy just Quit?
Fez: I hope So.
Ron: We'll take a break, and we'll be right back, this is Ron and Fez.
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[Theme was Fez accusing Billy of Welching on a football bet. Billy claims bet wasn't made. Staff says they heard the bet made while all were in the office. Billy refuses to pay Fez $100. Fez is angry, says something to the effect of letting jokes about his Dad and Daughter on the air, Ron attempts to take callers.]
Ron: Here's Kenny, Kenny you're on Ron and Fez
Billy Interrupts Kenny: What, are we turning this into `bash Billy day'?
Fez: Pay me a Hundred Dollars and I'll call it off right now.
Billy cuts off Ron trying to speak to Kenny: "What? I'm gonna risk my job and everything else over a hundred bucks that's ridiculous."
Fez: Yeah, you're risking a job alright.
Billy: And you're gonna attack people families over a hundred dollars? You feel good about that?
Ron: Kenny you're on. [interrupted]
Fez: I'll feel great once I get my hundred dollars.
Billy: You know what I'll give you the god damned hundred dollars even though you didn't win the friggin bet..
Fez over Billy: I won the Bet
Billy: .just to keep you quiet
Fez: You think you're going to shut me up?!
Billy: Well Fez you know damn well this wasn't the bet. You know damn well this wasn't the bet and you sit there and you're gonna bring my dad and my daughter into it for a hundred dollars? I find that despicable.
Ron [trying to edge in] Do you mind if we do the show, Billy?
Billy: You know what? Do the show. [Billy starts to leave]
Ron: Ok. Billy just quit.
Fez: Good!
Ron: Billy just quit.
Fez: Bye!
Billy back at Mic: You know what?! You are stooping to a level that I did not even realize existed, you know what? For a hundred friggin' dollars.
Fez: I'm sorry! What's the rate for saying to me about stooping??
Billy: Oh OK You know what Fez? Fine, bring it up. This is ridiculous. Here's a hundred dollars. We know what we bet on, and we know what were talking about, and you're going to bring my family into something.
Fez: Why.
Billy: ..and you're going to make jokes about my daughter for a hundred dollars? You are the lowest of the low I have ever met in my life.
Fez: Why is everybody else a liar?
Billy: [voice emotional] Because no one else will stand up to you. They were all there; they know what the bet is, no one will stand up to you. God forbid somebody sides with Billy on anything. I can't do a frigging thing right.
Fez: Boy, that's for sure!
Billy: .Yeah, well.
Ron: Alright, hold on.
Billy: .not going to go against you.
Ron: Ya know what, bring everybody in Billy.
Fez: Bring them all in. Bring everybody in.
Billy: For the god damn hundred dollars, that's pathetic.
Ron: But you're calling each of them a liar
Fez: [sarcastic] Everybody is a liar here.
Billy: No ones gonna stand up to fez for me! No ones gonna stick up for me.
Ron: No? Because they're all lying. That's what you're saying, right?
Billy [to Fez]: You KNOW what the bet was!
Ron: [trying to get Billy from addressing Fez] List.. Just talk to me OK.
[Ron asks staff one at a time what they heard about the bet. They side with Fez, basically.more talk about the games involved.]
Caller Finally gets in and calls billy a liar and a loser.
Other callers call Billy to the Carpet.
Rory tells Billy its basically rape.
Billy defends it wasn't rape; she was over 21.
[There is an obvious dump here while billy is talking that it wasn't rape]
Caller calls Billy daughter a whore
Billy: You know what? I'm sorry, I can't deal with this [sound of headphones going off, Billy leaving] enough of this crap.
Ron: Billy just Quit?
Fez: I hope So.
Ron: We'll take a break, and we'll be right back, this is Ron and Fez.
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