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JerseyRich
09-17-2002, 09:50 AM
And he signed it just for me!
Nice turtleneck...
<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/StaplesHeadshotsmall.jpg>

<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/Flea.gif>
I'd like an order of UH UH!
With a side of some UH UH!

This message was edited by JerseyRich on 9-17-02 @ 1:52 PM

Sheeplovr
09-17-2002, 09:55 AM
is says Remem BAR



number 333 its the way to be
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FMJeff
09-17-2002, 09:55 AM
"your" dead to me...

that's great billy...obviously not a fan of the verbal contraction...

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fatty
09-17-2002, 09:57 AM
that's the best thing i've ever seen.

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Hawiian shirt craig
09-17-2002, 09:57 AM
even more proof of my extra
chromisome theory.... i
might not be able to spell
but for christ sake hes a
slut eyed moron


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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Sheeplovr
09-17-2002, 10:12 AM
verbal contraction


When a girl has them 10 minets apart shes ready to have her baby but the suffic has to be dialated to

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FelixDasGato
09-17-2002, 10:14 AM
I can hear the sounds of cut/paste, and photoshop beign started up already <P>

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Michael Fury
09-17-2002, 10:17 AM
Damn, that photo could used as a birth-control device.





Hey, two million Budweisers can't be wrong .. .

JustJon
09-17-2002, 10:30 AM
ah, the continental billy staples. a classic picture... for me to poop on!

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DC Reed
09-17-2002, 10:40 AM
hahahahah, billy trying to be a success.......ahhaah.

we should show kids that picture in school to keep them off drugs.

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This message was edited by DC Reed on 9-17-02 @ 2:42 PM

Nobody
09-17-2002, 11:26 AM
Where's this pic everyone's seen?

I'm Nobody! Who are you?

Are you-Nobody-Too?
Then there's a pair of us!
Don't tell! they'd advertise-you know!

How dreary-to be-Somebody!
How public-like a Frog-
To tell one's name-the livelong June-
To an admiring Bog!

SamoanWoman
09-17-2002, 11:35 AM
Jeez, he cleans up nice.

Nobody
09-17-2002, 11:42 AM
Yeah he does clean up nice. If he weren't an alcoholic, a drug addict, compulsive gambler, bet welcher, a 40 something man with a 20 something intern's job, a rapist, a liar, and severly unreliable...I just might've hooked him up with my mother. <P>

I'm Nobody! Who are you?

Are you-Nobody-Too?
Then there's a pair of us!
Don't tell! they'd advertise-you know!

How dreary-to be-Somebody!
How public-like a Frog-
To tell one's name-the livelong June-
To an admiring Bog!

Hawiian shirt craig
09-17-2002, 11:43 AM
Jeez, he cleans up
nice.


you just refered to a rapist,
alcoholic, drug addict as
clean.... PODEROUS F'n
PONDEROUS!


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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Col.Kurtz
09-17-2002, 11:44 AM
that picture is a joke, right?....right?....anyone

drop the bomb, exterminate them all.

TheKnicks23
09-17-2002, 12:19 PM
AAHHAHAh billy looks like an idiot in that. Whats up with the turtle neck??? I didn't know drunks wore them

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ChickenHawk
09-17-2002, 12:42 PM
I can hear the sounds
of cut/paste, and photoshop
being started up already


...silence?


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videotapes..." -Patrick
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Spoil-Sport
09-17-2002, 12:50 PM
Nice turtleneck I wonder if it's orange? <P>

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Contra
09-17-2002, 01:07 PM
"rememberthis"
new word??

Kill the weak
Contra

hyperspace
09-17-2002, 02:46 PM
he looks like the guy on curb your enthusiasm who gave up red meat. don't know the name i saw it briefly after the Sopranos premier.

"HEY, alright one tine djou gotta tell me thats it..one tine"

billyio
09-17-2002, 03:05 PM
The Big Orange Ball of...chic?

Nah, couldn't be.



See Ya!

TheMojoPin
09-17-2002, 03:10 PM
"Hi, I'm Billy, I'll be your porn star tonight."

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Doogie
09-17-2002, 03:11 PM
Hello Im Billy, and not only am I an officer in the hair club for men, Im also a client

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LOOK WHOS BACK....
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PanterA
09-17-2002, 03:34 PM
That's funny Rich...but the one you sent to me looked like THIS:

<center><img src="http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/headshot"></center>

EXPLAIN THAT!!!

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cozmokramer
09-17-2002, 03:45 PM
PanterA - it's really self-explained. I'm thinking about printing those out in large amounts on photo paper and giving them to kids in school "HERE! LIMITED EDITION! BILLY F'N STAPLES!"

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DC Reed
09-17-2002, 03:47 PM
I think ill call the truth kids to go harrass him about smoking and why he did crack....

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Captain Rooster
09-17-2002, 03:49 PM
Did he wipe his ass with it too?



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JerseyRich
09-17-2002, 04:04 PM
I was staring at the pic, and I couldn't place who he reminded me of...
And then it came to me! A certain early to mid-nineties Hip-hop star.
<img src=http://home.ix.netcom.com/~camman/_uimages/StaplesCoolio.jpg>

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I'd like an order of UH UH!
With a side of some UH UH!

ChickenHawk
09-17-2002, 04:11 PM
A certain early to
mid-nineties Hip-hop
star.

AAHAHAHaHhaAHhAhAhAh
AhAhAHAHAhAAAAAHAHAH
AHAHAhaaa!!! That is
fucking GREAT!


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DC Reed
09-17-2002, 04:20 PM
Are you sure you were sent this picture Rich?

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This message was edited by DC Reed on 9-17-02 @ 8:24 PM

yarpwizard
09-17-2002, 04:20 PM
Man...that is scarey....maybe use it for a dart board...or toilet paper.

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Zipgun
09-17-2002, 04:31 PM
While doing a Google image search for "Hine" so I could maybe add to the comedy pyramid...I found this:

http://www.barpartner.de/D/images/product/141.jpg

Eh...I thought it was funny.


Then again, I also found this:

http://www.boisestate.edu/socwork/dhuff/history/gallery/Hine/asinkx.jpg

And well... It makes me wish for the Billy's Baby Book to come back.
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This message was edited by skidmark on 9-17-02 @ 8:39 PM

JerseyRich
09-17-2002, 04:37 PM
Eh...I thought it was funny.


It would have been funnier if a picture of a big orange bouncy ball came up.

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I'd like an order of UH UH!
With a side of some UH UH!

seagullbeagle
09-17-2002, 06:31 PM
Well I got a completely different photo all together...amazing how different billy looks in color <P>
<Img Src= http://www.seagullbeagle.50megs.com/images/orangeman2.gif> <P> <P>

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In the aisle yelling fire....

ChickenHawk
09-17-2002, 06:52 PM
AHaHaHahhahahahahaHa
HAHAHhAhAAAA!!!!!!!
SKIDMARK! THAT
SECOND PICTURE IS THE
FUNNIEST, YET MOST
CONFUSING PICTURE I'VE
EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!

It is now my desktop.

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SRC="http://tseery.homeste
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videotapes..." -Patrick
Bateman

This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 9-17-02 @ 10:55 PM

PamR&Ffan
09-17-2002, 06:57 PM
Now there's a pic! can't you see him saying... Hi, it wasn't my fault. <P> <P>

Col.Kurtz
09-18-2002, 07:31 AM
seagullbeagle, you rule. Ill never be able to watch the Orangemen again without laughing.

drop the bomb, exterminate them all.

A.J.
09-18-2002, 07:42 AM
Now there's a pic! can't you see him saying... Hi, it wasn't my fault.


Looks like he's saying "Anyone here have a colonoscopy? Anyone?"

Nice job segullbeagle!

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Green Lantern
09-18-2002, 09:23 AM
You should sell that on EBAY .

PAPA DON'T PREACH!!
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