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The Mad Mongo
09-17-2002, 11:07 AM
Friday is billys last day
dukes is coming back soooooooonnnnnnnnnn

TheKnicks23
09-17-2002, 12:15 PM
Yes, i hope dukes comes back so much.

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Spoil-Sport
09-17-2002, 12:46 PM
I'd hate to see Billy go but I'd love to see Al back on the show <P>

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NewYorkDragons80
09-17-2002, 12:48 PM
Is the return of Al confirmed?

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TheMojoPin
09-17-2002, 03:06 PM
REJOICE.

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Hawiian shirt craig
09-17-2002, 03:10 PM
first of all, i MISS al. i liked
him as a person. i've met
him, hes a nice guy. i
woudln't hang out with him
unless bribed with WNEW
goodies BUT hes not the
anti christ or anything.

and how do u increase the
productivity of the RnF staff?
fire billy, dont hire anyone
else. instead of rory doing
his own work, and fixing
billy's he can just do more
of his own GOOD work.....


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jafter
09-17-2002, 03:27 PM
God Please do not bring back the "parking brake".

Al sucks. He drains the energy from the show. He has the personality of the gum stuck on the bottom of a desk at school.

PLEASE DO NOT BRING AL DUKES BACK.

We want Ron and Fez live in DC.

cozmokramer
09-17-2002, 03:50 PM
Well we need at least one punching bag. Either bring back Al or step Hawk up into the on radio performance.

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DC Reed
09-17-2002, 03:53 PM
al and billy should fight for thier job back.

plus when als back, thikn of the rory vs al rivalry that will ensue.......

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yarpwizard
09-17-2002, 03:56 PM
He's the gay guy on Broadway...I miss him....Bring back the Cricket!!!!! <P>

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Knowledged_one
09-17-2002, 03:57 PM
Viva La Poo

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ChickenHawk
09-17-2002, 04:16 PM
Wow, people are somehow
believing this when there's
absolutely NO evidence at
all behind the first post. If I
start a topic that says "Ron
Quitting And Being
Replaced By David
Hasslehoff", would you
people believe it? This
thread is about as
legitimate as Britney
Spears' virginity.


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McNabbShouldDie
09-17-2002, 04:45 PM
DUKES! DUKES! DUKES! DUKES!

POO! POO! POO! POO!

STAPL..no, no, no.

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pennington
09-17-2002, 04:50 PM
I think David Hasslehoff and Fez would make a good team. Ron seems cranky lately.

Knowledged_one
09-17-2002, 04:56 PM
So when Hasselhoff takes Ron's place will KIT be the new producer of the show. Those streaming red lights put out quite a response
Plus on bad days hasselhoff could wear his fake goatee and be evil hasselhoff

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furie
09-17-2002, 05:44 PM
i too miss dukes. he the source of much better material than billy.

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Tenbatsuzen
09-17-2002, 05:48 PM
Al may be the Gay Guy on Broadway, but at least he's not ultra-creepy Billy Staples...



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tomhitch
09-17-2002, 05:49 PM
Billy in his role as punching bag is not as funny as Al was . But that is largly because I sort of liked Billy, despite everything....underneath I think he is probably a pretty decent fellow--if more than a little messed up. Al's personality, at least as it came through on the air, was one that I found really dislikeable. So when they abused him I felt no guilt at enjoying it. Frankly Al would have been intolerable if the show had not used his air time almost exlusively in making him the butt of the humor. And I would like to add the impetus for most of the abuse/humor was afforded by the seemingly endless obnoxious aspects of his character that Al was so ready to reveal to R and F and the listeners.

Tom

Dr. Klahn
09-17-2002, 06:12 PM
Well, Al did provide some of the funniest moments in radio that I can remember, but how much of it was an act??

We all know about what happened at Red Bank. Billy is real, Al may be an act.

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TheMojoPin
09-17-2002, 06:34 PM
This
thread is about as
legitimate as Britney
Spears' virginity.

UP WITH DUKES! FIRE CHICKENHAWK!

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ChickenHawk
09-17-2002, 07:25 PM
UP WITH DUKES!
FIRE
CHICKENHAWK!

You can't fire me! I QUIT!
Wait... I never worked for
WNEW to begin with.
...
...I STILL QUIT!


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high_pitch_eric
09-17-2002, 09:15 PM
oh PLEASE say this is all
happening! When Al left the
laughter that I used to get
that would make my
stomach ache left a litle.
yes billy certainly filled the
void, but nothing beats a
good old Al Dukes
bashing!!

BTW, hawk SUCKS!

SuperClerk
09-17-2002, 09:39 PM
I feel sorry for Billy. I probably shouldn't. Al was funnier because he would always say shit to make himself sound like an ass. When he was whining about the rain before the Rory fight, I was in tears. Does he still like the big butt or a penis?

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ChrisTheCop
09-17-2002, 09:51 PM
"Ron
Quitting And Being
Replaced By David
Hasslehoff",
which again proves my theory: Germans love David Hasselhoff.

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INFOSTUD
09-18-2002, 07:48 AM
I'm glad Al is coming back. I really miss the Ron & Fez mocking him with the gay jokes. <P>

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Col.Kurtz
09-18-2002, 07:55 AM
At least Al isnt a rapist

drop the bomb, exterminate them all.

Death Metal Moe
09-18-2002, 09:11 AM
FUCK DUKES. HE'S GONE!!

He was NEVER supposed to come back. That was the deal.

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TheMojoPin
09-18-2002, 10:22 AM
Don't fight the change, the power of THE DUKES is unstoppable. Give in and conform or die.

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JerseyTim
09-18-2002, 10:36 AM
Even though Ron & Fez openly welcomed former high school classmate of Al Dukes on the air last night and asked him tons of amusing questions, you might not have heard that Al Dukes is dead to the show and therefore dead to the board. Conform.



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NewYorkDragons80
09-18-2002, 12:16 PM
So when Hasselhoff takes Ron's place will KIT be the new producer of the show. Those streaming red lights put out quite a response
With my stereo, both Ron and Fez seem like KIT to me.

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NewYorkDragons80
09-18-2002, 12:19 PM
Viva La Poo
Amen. If Billy doesn't come back, bring back the Poo.

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-General Douglas MacArthur

"If gold should rust, what will iron do?"
-Geoffrey Chaucer

"Worship him, I beg you, in a way that is worthy of thinking beings.
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TheMojoPin
09-18-2002, 01:01 PM
Bring back Dukes, bring back Poo, bring back The Jobber, bring back the Babies, bring back Joe Jr., hell, even bring back Godzilla. Bing 'em all back...TO THE FUTURE.

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SatCam
09-18-2002, 02:49 PM
I can just see it "Im hooked on a feeelling, im high on beliveing"

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ADF
09-18-2002, 03:07 PM
Believe me, I'd love it for Al to come back.. maybe then I could use my board name on instant feedbacks again, but I always got the feeling that Ron resented WNEW for giving them Al. I doubt he'll be back if Ron has any say in it, and seeing how they're the only thing WNEW has at the moment, Ron's will should and will hold sway.

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NewYorkDragons80
09-18-2002, 03:20 PM
Who said the Jobber is gone? He was never a frequent caller to begin with, so who knows what he is up to.

Godzilla, as you may already know, enlisted in the KISS Army after 9/11. What did he do to get banned from the board?

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-General Douglas MacArthur

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TheMojoPin
09-18-2002, 07:59 PM
What did he do to get banned from the board?

Talked smack behind people's back.

Hey, the Jobber could be heard at least once a week. Then once a month. Did he finally grow up after showing Whispering Kyle a thing or two? It's too bad, I want the Job to be brought down on Kenny Allen...

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ultra_flux
09-19-2002, 09:56 AM
HOW QUICKLY YOU'VE ALL FORGOTTEN ABOUT AL !!!!!!!!!

Al dukes hurt the show, RORY is a better producer, plus AL IS ALOT more creepier then billy, sure billy molested a chick, but AL goes into strip clubs and gets off from a grind !!!!! Billy works the phones he isn't PRODUCER of the show, there both idiots but at least billy has no real responsibility where he can hurt the show like AL

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TheMojoPin
09-19-2002, 12:04 PM
sure billy molested a chick, but AL goes into strip clubs and gets off from a grind !!!!!

Talk about priorities out of whack. At least Al's girls are of age and somewhat aware of what's going on. Billy's worse than Hitler.

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SatCam
09-22-2002, 01:34 PM
"Go get somthing new" -Al Dukes

Well Al, you should take your own advice. Al always says the same thing to "Al your a gay fag."

The first show I heard was when Al was being teased. Ironicly, the thing that kept me listning was when ronny said "Can I come back tommarow" and Al said "No". I'd have to hope that Al does return. It was like the good old days. He was a true, faggy, character

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nortonfan
09-22-2002, 01:55 PM
really billy's last day!

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Drudge Jr.
09-22-2002, 07:09 PM
Bring back Dukes, bring back Poo, bring back The Jobber, bring back the Babies, bring back Joe Jr., hell, even bring back Godzilla. Bing 'em all back...TO THE FUTURE.


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