I did something i wish i didnt.........

[DC Reed]

Well i was shaving, and i accidentily shaved half of my little goatee, so i had to take it all off so i wouldnt look like an ugly bastard aka a billy staples. Its just wierd rubbing my chin now and the hair is gone......why am i so dumb.

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[hyperspace]

i once cut my nose while shaving don't feel bad.

"HEY, alright one tine djou gotta tell me thats it..one tine"

[ChickenHawk]

Well, if it makes you feel any
better, I once accidentally shaved
off all my pubes the night before I
was supposed to have sex with a
hot girl. Soon as she saw I had
as much hair as an alter boy, she
bailed. And oh yeah, the
preceding has been a wacky
fictional portrayal aimed to make
you feel better about your beard.


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"I have to return some
videotapes..." -Patrick
Bateman

[Aggie]

i'm sure you're still a cutie...don't fret, it will grow back...but hey, you probably look your age now :)


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I Get High, high, high, high Everyday
I Get High, high, high, high Everynight
I Get High, high, high, high All the time

[HongKongPhooey]

Could've been worse you know. You could've tripped and landed ass first onto your sister's gerbil cage. Good luck explaining that one to the doctor.

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie. Or are you gonna bite?

[TheGameHHH]

Ever nick your balls while shaving? Now that sucks

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Co-Founder of the OddJob Fan Club

[Aggie]

Ever nick your balls while shaving? Now that sucks

aww, i'd kiss it and make it all better


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I Get High, high, high, high Everyday
I Get High, high, high, high Everynight
I Get High, high, high, high All the time

[Contra]

really?!!?

let me get a razor...

Kill the weak
Contra

[TheMojoPin]

I once accidentally shaved
off all my pubes the night before I
was supposed to have sex with a
hot girl.

Accidentally? Were you just swinging the razor blindly in the dark? Pshaw...

And the who the hell said they've knicked their balls? FOR SHAME on you for taking anything less than a fresh razor to the boys...for shame...

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

[high_pitch_eric]

Are you kidding? Chicks
love shaved balls! What
chick wants to go down
there and come up with a
healthy batch of furball in
her mouth?

[Justice4all]

I once accidentally shaved
off all my pubes the night before I
was supposed to have sex with a
hot girl. Soon as she saw I had
as much hair as an alter boy, she
bailed.
Ok...#1...if she bailed then the does not appreciate the time and effort you made in order for her to enjoy having sex with you more. (no pulling hair out of her teeth)
and #2....How in the HELL do you accidentally shave your pubes? did the razor do the "magic bullit" trick ala JFK? (Email me if you do not understand the reference)

FOR GOD SAKES.....someone make me a SIG PIC!!!!!

[Jobberific]

I must support the "accidently shaving of all your pubes" statement. I've done it. What happens is you start off trimmin the area, and you take a little to much off one side so you try to even it up. Then that side doesn't look quite right and before you know it, your twelve years old again.

"DANCE MONKEYS!!!! DANCE FOR OUR PLEASURE!!!"

[Aggie]

And oh yeah, the
preceding has been a wacky
fictional portrayal aimed to make you feel better about your beard.
Does anyone read?? He was joking! :)


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I Get High, high, high, high Everyday
I Get High, high, high, high Everynight
I Get High, high, high, high All the time

[TheMojoPin]

"And you know what the worst part is?!? I NEVER LEARNED TO REEEEEAD!"

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

[Patches]

And you know what the worst part is?!? I NEVER LEARNED TO REEEEEAD!


HAHA! Matthew is smarter than you!

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Sigpic hosted by a mute hispanic.

[furie]

a war is waged every morning in my head. shave it or no.

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[TheMojoPin]

HAHA! Matthew is smarter than you!

Hence why I call him "Smatthew."

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

[ChickenHawk]

Thank you Aggie. I'm glad
someone actually reads
ENTIRE posts.


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"I have to return some
videotapes..." -Patrick
Bateman

[TheMojoPin]

Thank you Aggie. I'm glad
someone actually reads
ENTIRE posts.

Didn't I fire you?

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

[Fallon]

Ever nick your balls while shaving? Now that sucks

Yes I have and boy did it hurt.

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[ChickenHawk]

Didn't I fire
you?

Nope. Remember, I quit.


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"I have to return some
videotapes..." -Patrick
Bateman

[Death Metal Moe]

The worst is if you happen to drag that Mach 3 thing sidewys across your face. I've done it before, and you get 3 perfectly spaced cuts on your face for a week or so.

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[sunndoggy8]

By far one of the worst things is accidently cutting your lip while shaving...IT NEVER STOPS BLEEDING!

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