Annoying Bathroom habits

[El Mudo]

so im at work right? and i go to use the can, and just as soon as i walk in the stall theres some guy sitting on the toilet taking a growler. Why dont people close the stall? for God's sake! give somebody a little warning before we have to happen upon you squatting and clenching your bowels

and why is it people always feel the need to mess up public bathrooms? its always some jabrony that goes in there and takes a dump in the sink, or throws the whole toilet paper roll in the toilet. why can't people act like adults?

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[TheMojoPin]

Why can't people flush the toilets? Especially after a giant load? And how hard is it to get toilet paper in the toilet and paper towels in the goddamn trashcan?!? And I've got the shit in a sink topped...one day I found a shoe in the sink at work. Filled with shit. Figure THAT one out.

Guys that sound like they're passing a stone just when they take a leak or dump are absurd. Shut the hell up and do your business...AND DON'T TALK TO ME. It's a bathroom and strangers' balls are exposed. NOT a place to make small talk.

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[high_pitch_eric]

Man, I have this older guy at
my work! Every goddamn
time I step in that bathroom,
who comes walking in but
him. Goes to his usual toilet
at the end, sits back, and it
never fails, whether I'm in
the next stall over or
washing my hands, this fat
lard just lets it rip. Im not
talking a little one, I mean
the same exact HUGE
diahrea fart every time. This
guy must have the terminal
shits! Of coarse no courtesy
flush, no care that someone
else is in the next stall!

Now here is the gross part.
After one of his infamous
dumps, I accidentally
walked into his stall
minutes after he was
finished. I inspect the bowl
and no lie there was
spattered(Billy knows the
word) all over, can you
believe this, even on the up
upper rim part had spatterd
dingleberrys! How the f do
you do that! That guy drives
me nuts!

Well anyone who is reading
this and started to puke,
GOOD, it don't make you a
bad person.

[Jobberific]

Ok. Every guy knows the rule of taking the farthest urinal or stall away from who evers all ready in there. There is nothing worse then some jack ass who feels the need to use the urinal right next to you when there is a wall of empty pissers. Do you really need to be that close to my nuts!?

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[Gwen]

We already have a thread about this topic.

http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm?Forum=52&Topic=18059&RequestTimeout=50

This message was edited by Gwen on 9-18-02 @ 6:48 AM