Some of my favorite <a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/replytotopic.cfm?Forum=80&Topic=18356&Currentpage=1">Bushisms:</a>
"Nothing he [Saddam Hussein] has done has convinced me-I'm confident the Secretary of Defense-that he is the kind of fellow that is willing to forgo weapons of mass destruction, is willing to be a peaceful neighbor, that is-will honor the people-the Iraqi people of all stripes, will-values human life. He hasn't convinced me, nor has he convinced my administration."-Crawford, Texas, Aug. 21, 2002
"Over 75 percent of white Americans own their home, and less than 50 percent of Hispanos and African Americans don't own their home. And that's a gap, that's a homeownership gap. And we've got to do something about it."-Cleveland, Ohio, July 1, 2002
"Do you have blacks, too?"-To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, Washington, D.C., Nov. 8, 2001
"We've tripled the amount of money-I believe it's from $50 million up to $195 million available."-Lima, Peru, March 23, 2002
"My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the-in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen."-Crawford, Texas, Aug, 13, 2001 (Thanks to Michael Shively.)
"'I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe-I believe what I believe is right."-Rome, July 22, 2001
"We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease."-Gothenburg, Sweden, June 14, 2001
"So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, congratulations."-Remarks to the University of Nebraska women's volleyball team, the 2001 national champions, Washington, D.C., May 31, 2001
"If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all."-Remarks to the Hispanic Scholarship Fund Institute, Washington, D.C., May 22, 2001
"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it."-Philadelphia, May 14, 2001
"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead."-Washington, D.C., May 11, 2001
"First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country."-On the Kyoto accord in an interview with the Washington Post, April 24, 2001
"Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican."-Declining to answer reporters' questions at the Summit of the Americas, Quebec City, Canada, April 21, 2001
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.''-Townsend, Tenn., Feb. 21, 2001
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