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philby
09-19-2002, 06:41 AM
He read another statement.
He was very upset. He now has a gambling problem.
He is "back and better than ever".
He wants support.

WELCOME BACK BILLY!

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JustJon
09-19-2002, 07:33 AM
Billy's back
Tell a friend

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Michael Fury
09-19-2002, 07:38 AM
Rumor has it he now has a new nose, fuller lips, and tighter ass.




Hey, two million Budweisers can't be wrong .. .

DarkHippie
09-19-2002, 07:39 AM
hey la, hey la, Billy's back

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BrianTheBailBondsman
09-19-2002, 07:53 AM
I have A promo wav. file BILLY's EXCUSES DOT COM. How Do I share it on here?

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BigKing
09-19-2002, 08:15 AM
I suppose that gambling is now a "sickness" too Billy.

Jeeze Billy, nothing is your fault anymore is it?

BTW. I am down here in JFK land, and have no idea what is going on. I'll catch the scoop around 11:00pm tonight.

Damn you ppl in NYC are lucky. R and Fez at 11:00am down here would f-ing rock.

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JerseyRich
09-19-2002, 08:20 AM
(sarcasm)Yay, Billy's back!(sarcasm)

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hyperspace
09-19-2002, 08:23 AM
how much you wanna bet billy will be gambling soon??

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TheMojoPin
09-19-2002, 11:59 AM
Billy's Back

...is as greasy as the rest of him. What a mess.

Hey, BigKing, IM or e-mail me if you want to solve your replay problem...

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Jackie Sloan
09-19-2002, 04:25 PM
...full of pimples n' craters too...yikes!

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NewYorkDragons80
09-19-2002, 04:27 PM
Billy? Good, I missed his inane, useless, played-out banter. My chief worry this week was whether or not he would return.

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Gvac
09-19-2002, 04:28 PM
I don't know who this "Billy" character is that you're all referring to, but I think the new phone guy (Charles) is doing an awesome job.

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Ralphy Ramone
09-19-2002, 05:44 PM
I think they missed when they renamed him Charles.Shoulda been Bill W.

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Death Metal Moe
09-19-2002, 05:50 PM
Billy Rulz. NO haters.

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HBox
09-19-2002, 06:45 PM
Billy Rulz. NO haters.


He most certainly does not. HE STINKS!!!!!

Next time he drops a cart he'll blame it on his Parkinson's.

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This message was edited by HBox on 9-19-02 @ 10:49 PM

Geppetto
09-19-2002, 06:58 PM
In Billys speach he tells us that the show would suffer without him. That he raises the level of hilarity on the show because he is so great. And then tells us that we are happy to have him back. Never once did he apoligize to Fez. I will not attack a man for haveing problems, but don't use them as a crutch. Addmiting you have a problem is one thing but how about some follow through. Good luck to you Charles.

TheMojoPin
09-19-2002, 07:54 PM
Next time Billy fails, he'll say his neighbor's dog told him to.

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high_pitch_eric
09-19-2002, 10:11 PM
No seriosly! I have to ask.
Excuse my ignorance! is
Billy rally this fucked up or is
this a radio bit? How many
times must we hear this
crap from Billy. It makes us
laugh hysterically but if this
dodo had a head in his
brain he would not mix his
real life with radio, he is just
asking for more trouble!!

TheMojoPin
09-19-2002, 10:24 PM
Billy's scummier than Clinton. 'Nuff said.

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-TMP

high_pitch_eric
09-19-2002, 10:26 PM
and from the looks of that
picture of yours mojo,
Monica is not the only one
slick willy batched on!

TheGameHHH
09-19-2002, 10:32 PM
I'm glad he read an apology and admits he has a problem, its so refreshing cause we've never heard that before from him. YEA RIGHT!!! <P>

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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A.J.
09-20-2002, 04:18 AM
I think Billy needs a spiritual advisor -- just like Clinton got after the Monica scandal broke.

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TheMojoPin
09-20-2002, 06:35 AM
I think Billy needs a spiritual advisor -- just like Clinton got after the Monica scandal broke

The Rev. Jesse Jackson?

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-TMP

A.J.
09-20-2002, 06:47 AM
The Rev. Jesse Jackson?


Oh, of course The Reverend had to butt in but there was another guy as well. Damn, I can see his face but can't remember the name.

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McHaggis
09-20-2002, 02:26 PM
why does he even bother leaving

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TheMojoPin
09-20-2002, 02:55 PM
Why does he even bother breathing? Mysteries for the ages...

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nortonfan
09-20-2002, 02:58 PM
charles is back

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SatCam
09-20-2002, 03:04 PM
after hearing billy's speach, I think he was <I>Trying</I> to be funny, since EVERYTHING he said was lies. Another problem was repeatedness "I have a serious problem" over and over again. Also "the show would not be the same with my finnyness"

Billy's a fat pethetic thang

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