What would happen if I held my nose when I sneezed?

[Patches]

Would my brains blow out my ears?

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[Dr. Claw]

No, but snot would probably fly out of your mouth.

[Meve]

i've tried it and nothing happened... i doubt that its possible for snot to come out ur mouth; although the horde king has the final say on things.

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[HordeKing1]

An interesting question.

I suppose that the pressure buildup from the sneeze would have to be released somewhere. If the nose was blocked to such an extent that it wasn't possible to release the air (etc) that way, the other possible exits are the mouth and ears. Neither would likely be a pleasant experience.

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[Captain Stubing]

Your head would explode, not unlike that guy in 'Scanners'.

Fezaesthesia - Prognosis poor...

[DarkHippie]

you would create a tear in the space-time continuem

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[blakjeezis]

Your eyes would pop out and bounce around on springs like those wacky glasses you find at fairs and the boardwalk.

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[Jennitalia]

you're balls will inflate a little, too


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[TheKnicks23]

I'd say it'd fly right out your ears.

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