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Tenbatsuzen
09-20-2002, 08:02 AM
So there I was working last night, when I saw an incredibly hot woman at the bar, sitting with a friend.

So I start chatting with her (as I usually do at work), and we're really hitting it off, flirting, whatever.

Because I was "working" and not "working it", I didn't do my standard hand-check. I didn't notice until I left to buy a round for her and her friend that she had a ring on her right hand.

I didn't see a stone on it... so it was... interesting.

Then later on, from a far... I realized she had turned the ring upside down so the HUGE FUCKING ROCK on it wasn't visible.

So she's married... and flirting with guys in a bar.

God, I despise women like that.



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TooCute
09-20-2002, 09:46 AM
On her right hand? Maybe it
is a fake and she keeps it
on her right hand so that
she can quickly switch it to
her left if an undesirable
guy hits on her.

Now granted, since she
kept it on her right hand
after meeting you, I might
be wrong.... ;)


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gone
09-20-2002, 09:50 AM
some girls keep a ring around to ward off strange men they dont want to talk to..

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Contra
09-20-2002, 12:05 PM
inky that is one of the best sigs ever, besides that i have nothing to add to this topic.

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ShelleBink
09-20-2002, 06:57 PM
some girls keep a ring around to ward off strange men they dont want to talk to..

yea, unfortunately if you wake up with a ring on ur finger, its not fun.

...why are you all looking at me like that?

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Tenbatsuzen
09-20-2002, 07:10 PM
<quote>Now granted, since she
kept it on her right hand
after meeting you, I might
be wrong.... </quote>

I screwed up, I thought wedding bands were on the right hand, not left.

Still, she was engaged, which is even more wacky.

Girls are absolutely weird.

And TooCute, yuo = DORK! :)



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TooCute
09-21-2002, 08:22 AM
I am the biggest dork
around. What's new?


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Sheeplovr
09-21-2002, 02:00 PM
I am the biggest dork
around. What's new?


I think your the coolest dork around



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Raine
09-21-2002, 04:04 PM
i say, try and tap that ass. if she was realy in love with her boyfreind she would'nt hide the ring

~Raine~
*wink*
Tenbatsuzen
09-21-2002, 04:05 PM
I am the biggest dork
around. What's new?


When you're dressed like Liv Tyler from LOTR at the Halloween Bar Crawl, that'll all but confirm it. :)



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TheGameHHH
09-21-2002, 04:06 PM
Married chicks= trouble.
My advice is stay away

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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gone
09-21-2002, 06:19 PM
inky that is one of the best sigs ever, besides that i have nothing to add to this topic


aww thanks hun.. you rule!!!!!

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Heavy
09-21-2002, 08:01 PM
The ring is on the right hand in Europe. If she was European, married in Europe or married to a European, it may be on the right so....

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THERAVEN
09-21-2002, 08:50 PM
That's funny, my wife wears her ring on her right hand.....
WAIT A MINUTE!!!

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Johnny4
09-21-2002, 09:06 PM
Ther is an old saying. If you sleep with a married woman, you better keep a gun under the pillow.