Answer all your questions regarding Canada

[Lou Weed]

Being new here and living in Canada I will answer all your questions about Canada for the next ten minutes and then we will never mention it again.

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[Lou Weed]

Now that we got that out of the way how does one check his/her post count? I see it now that's 2..

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[Doogie]

Why is all your beer more powerful than ours??

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[Lou Weed]

To answer your question when your paying 32 bucks a case here for beer you get what you pay for and thats real beer not that cricket piss you people call beer..

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[Tall_James]

What's the deal with "DeGrassi Junior High"? I really miss the antics of Joey, Wheels and Snake.

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[Jackie Sloan]

Why the Mullett?

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[Lou Weed]

Degrassi Jr High had cult status in Canada during the 80's and was required viewing for all Canadians back then. Few people realize that Beverly Hills 90210 was based on this series..Luke Perrys role was based on the Joey character.

What's a mullet?

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[Doogie]

Why the Mullett?


LMAO Jackie...that line has me pissing myself...

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[Jackie Sloan]

Who's on first


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[Knowledged_one]

How many times have you seen Star Wars
and does data from star trek have robotic sperm

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[Doogie]

Whats on second

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[Captain Rooster]

Canada is actually France 'Light.'



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[Jackie Sloan]

i dunnos on third

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[DarkHippie]

please explain to the uninitiated the majesty and mystery of "the beer store."

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[irishkb]

why are you guys such pussies?
Can you play anything besides hockey and curling well?
Why do you respect a queen that is thousands of miles away that doesn't rule shit?


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[Lou Weed]

I think this sums up everything you need to know about Canada and why you should be applying for your green card now..

Legalize Marijuana Now Says Canadian Senate... Senators in Canada Want Pot Legalized Now!
"Marijuana is less harmful than alcohol and should be governed by the same sort of regulations", says the Canadian Senate Committee.
http://www.medicalmarihuana.ca/legalize.html


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This message was edited by Lou Weed on 9-20-02 @ 10:40 PM

[seagullbeagle]

damn canadiens made this thread too skinny
and i think canadiens still like mullets...so it can hang out of their hockey helmets

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In the aisle yelling fire....

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[TheMojoPin]

Can I eat Canada? Will Canada do my taxes? Can Canada walk my grandmother across the street?

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[Jackie Sloan]

Who?

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[mindtank]

Whats up with all the wide open spaces in Canada? Why cant you guys be more like us Americans and turn every square inch of your country into either a suburb or a mini mall or a meat processing plant. C'mon start churning out some moose burgers, now Im starving.

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[Recyclerz]

What animal does Canadian bacon come from? Elk or Quebecers? <P>

If you can't laugh at the misfortunes of others, what can you laugh at?

[blakjeezis]

What's up with smoked meat sandwhiches, eh? And what's with the borders. You know you guys really wanna be America, just admit it, drop the borders and stupid accent, and go from there.

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[Rev]

Havingtoured Canada severl times with my band, I have only one legitimate question...

Can you tell me why Toronto, the most popular city in Canada, is comprised of only 35% actual Canadian citizens?!
(true statement)
Makes one wonder, lol!!!

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Rev
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[Captain Stubing]

Why the metric system? Aren't you guys really just padding your numbers by measuring your country in kilometers? (and something else in centemeters?). What about Shania Twain....is she country, pop or just confused? Lastly, how is it that you have full-contact strip clubs but Jerry Farewell's brethren working the dump buttons?? <P>

Fezaesthesia - Prognosis poor...

[Jobberific]

Since you people are called "Canadians" shouldn't your country of origin be "Canadia"?

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[Lou Weed]

We got the beer
we got the bud
we got the best strippers
and Rush still the best power trio out there what else do you need?
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This message was edited by Lou Weed on 9-21-02 @ 8:32 AM

[Deathstroke]

since Lou Weed is a 17 yr old virgin....What does his nuts look like?

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[Tall_James]

Rush still the best power trio out there what else do you need?

I've always preferred "Triumph". They have the "Magic Power".

...and what's the deal with "Back Bacon"? "The Canadian Football League"? "Alan Thicke"? People who say "aboot" rather than "about"?

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[Tall_James]

Canada is actually France 'Light.'
Rooster - you had me laughing my ass off with that one! Nice.

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[blakjeezis]

In order to enable your seamless assimilation into board life, I think you should sing us a song aboot your homeland. As a show of goodwill, I'll even help you start. It should be to the theme of The Brady Bunch, but in the chorus you should switch the words 'The Brady Bunch" with 'Canadians'. See, I'm all about the help.

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[Doogie]

Why the hell do you call it Canadian Bacon?? Why not just call it ham?? That just makes no sense to me...

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

fucking jobber, i was going
to say taht!

hey mullet head, go home,
eh! and take your hockey
stick, i dont want to hear
anything ABOOOT it~!!!! go
home frenchy!!


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HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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[EQ]

* LMAO *

" France 'Light'" ( Rooster THAT is too funny! )

" What's a Mullet?

It is a hairstyle ( term used lightly )
also known as the 'Sclong' ( short on the top, long in the back )

Also known as the 'Skullet': If you are balding, and keep the rest long!!


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[Hybrid]

lou! come back home lou! we miss you!
oa.com misses the lou

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[Captain Rooster]

;)


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[TheMojoPin]

"Hey, Canada...we're out of wood."

"Get out."

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[Hybrid]

you guys are gonna love lou... hehehehhe

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[Gvac]

How does it make you feel that your hockey teams are leaving in droves for the good old U.S. of A?

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[DarkHippie]

i thought canada was America Junior?

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[Hybrid]

i hope child actor cousin oliver stops by. he was way cool.

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[Lou Weed]

Just remember when the going gets rough and you need support you can count on on umm well just be careful..eh


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This message was edited by Lou Weed on 9-21-02 @ 2:51 PM

[Hybrid]

good luck in your new home lou. ::sniff::

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[Lou Weed]

Thanks Hybrid if I could insert my dancing banana on this site it would go here.. Almost forgot great pics btw how did you get your dog to do that? <P>

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[Hybrid]

what do you mean? the marquee? or are you insulting my picture? :(

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[WhackBagKid]

LOU is God!