Death Clock

[Green Lantern]

http://www.deathclock.com/
My personal day of death is...
Tuesday, January 3, 2068

Scary, a week before my birthday. That sucks!


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This message was edited by Green Lantern on 9-21-02 @ 12:02 AM

[Tazz]

Wednesday, November 24, 2049


Wooooo, I get to ruin Thanksgiving. Figures.

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[blakjeezis]

Saturday, August 10, 2052. Don't let me sit too long. I'll go bad quickly in that August heat.

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[Meve]

This is a great site. you can literally watch ur life tick away.

I'm going on Saturday, June 23, 2057... Huge party at my place on Friday, June 22, 2057 for everyone who can make it.

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[Green Lantern]

I'm going on Saturday, June 23, 2057... Huge party at my place on Friday, June 22, 2057 for everyone who can make it.


I'll be there. I hope you go out with a bang.

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[jamesdiggy]

Friday, June 21, 2024. At the ripe old age of 52, what a gip. And damnit, I eat healthy.

Abracadabra, Peanut Butter Sandwiches!

[TheMojoPin]

Saturday, May 7, 2072

I'm gonna live to be 91?!? That kinda sucks...

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[ChickenHawk]

Shit, I die at only 48. I'm
watching the seconds of my
life tick away before my
eyes... literally. Hmm... i
wonder what kills me at
48? Is it an accident, or a
heart attack? Maybe it's...
wait, that clock is silly, I just
killed myself.


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[Captain Stubing]

Friday, July 19, 2041. Just in time to miss another disappointing Jets season. <P>

Fezaesthesia - Prognosis poor...

[Theamazingpudthumper]

Dang...August 18,2044. Stupid clock.I get to live to see me turn 74. I'm going to get a triple cheeseburger with biggie fries.Anybody want anything?

Sleep all day, party all night and live forever...what's wrong with that?

[TheGameHHH]

December 26th 2055. Man what a shitty holiday season my family's gonna have

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Gwen]

Thursday, September 9, 2060 .

Im gonna live to be 79, damn it, why couldn't it have been 69?

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[Lou Weed]

After checking the site I might as well start saying my goodbyes now..WTF but i just got here.....

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[Jennitalia]

Monday, March 18, 2052

the day after st patty's day...sounds just about right

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[TheKnicks23]

Tuesday August 15, 2062

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[FelixDasGato]

Friday, September 29, 2045
Wow, between this and the other death type thread they seem to be kinda close. Think there is any validity to these things?

[philby]

wow!
if I'm honest and put in pessimistic it's 11/30/14

normal 2/14/39
sadistic 2/14/02-dead already
optimistic 3/21/53

so if I suddenly change to optimistic I tack on 39 years?

Well, how are you? you can call me "smiley".

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[Cybersoldier]

April 16 2053 is my date I going to try and beat it lol

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[Fallon]

Saturday, November 4, 2073

Wow, I'm gonna be like 92.

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[Contra]

friday, march 12, 2077

imma be 94!!! k0o0ol

i die on a friday, so it'll probably be while partying!

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[A.J.]

Saturday, February 10, 2024

54? The other thread said I'll live to 65.

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A Skidmark production.

[Jackie Sloan]

Thursday June 21, 2035. Huh.....the longest day of the year...except for me. I like this one better, got an extra year out of the deal.

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[cozmokramer]

Saturday June 1, 2079. Yet PanterA's website said that I will only live to 2059. Hmmm , maybe I will die 2059 then go to heaven , then get kicked out after 20 years.

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[Lulu]

Friday, March 11, 2067

even in death i still get to ruin my brother's birthday. MAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :)

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[Earth2RON]

Tuesday, June 29, 2077
i was scared for a second:)

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[ToddEVF]

My Personal Day of Death is...
tuesday, October 12, 2021 . . . if i am sadistic
Sunday, August 17, 2042. . . if I am pessimistic
Friday, November 26, 2083 . . . if i am optimistic
Saturday, October 12, 2058 . . . If i am normal

October 12 likes me I guess

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

June 2, 2046.

And on June 1 I'm gonna party like it's 1999.

i'm such a dork. I can barely live with myself.

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[Death Metal Moe]

The Death Clock is a clock I have in my room that I decorated with Death Metal stickers.

I'm so artsy!

I die on MY terms!

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[ToddEVF]

The Death Clock is a clock I have in my room that I decorated with Death Metal stickers.


thats just too great. . .
I'd like to find the guy who made the automated thing that Deathclock.com is, and beat the living crap out of him

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[Green Lantern]

December 26th 2055. Man what a shitty holiday season my family's gonna have



I hope you get some damn good X-mas gifts Game

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[Patches]

Sunday, September 8, 2052

73 years young. I can always step in front of a bus before that.

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[jestah]

Saturday, March 29, 2025


well folks, it's been real, it's been fun....



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[SilentSpic]

Friday, October 13, 205173 yrd old... maybe by that age I'll be a moderator for r&f.net. Until then, what the fuck am I gonna do.

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[Wolf]

Friday, January 8, 2049. I was hoping to make it to 2075, but oh well. <P>
Wait, my clock is broken...it actually says Friday, January 8, 4049....AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! <P>

Seeyuh!!!

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Don't Just Stare At It, Eat It!

[Col.Kurtz]

73,December 6th 2043, Merry Christmas... I'm dead.

drop the bomb, exterminate them all.