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sandman
06-22-2001, 09:05 AM
I say hes cool but jesus he's not going to be an old assman if he keeps up the eating like a bison. i hope he sticks around a while but i doubt his heart will keep pumping if he doesnt change his eating habbits and its a shame he seems like a nice dude but hey all fat people are jolly

Pootertoot
06-22-2001, 11:24 AM
Assman attempting to make out with Pantera = High Hilarity.

Pantera, are they giving you a job there? If they are, collect Fez's semen puddles for me...I have cloning plans.

Okay, I'm just thirsty.

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sandman
06-22-2001, 12:00 PM
When the assman went to kiss pantera had to be the funniest part of the show he trully has a huge set of nuts to do something like that for R&F hey does the assman live in Niagra Falls Onterio Canada by any chance

skullcrush
06-22-2001, 12:34 PM
no he lives down the block from me.(i know i keep pushing that issue,but i just found out that the kid down the block from me all my life is assman.from somebody seein his pic on the sight.and im still in shock)

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PanterA
06-22-2001, 01:27 PM
Pantera, are they giving you a job there?

I hope so. That would ROCK! I know what to do and work well with Al. so Ron if you're reading this....Hey big guy. What do you think? :D

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skullcrush
06-22-2001, 01:30 PM
pantera,you need an assistant?i could get you coffee,wear short skirts,and keep bendin down too pick things up.

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PanterA
06-22-2001, 01:38 PM
eeeeeeaaaasy

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erinmoran
06-22-2001, 05:16 PM
Well....they might need someone to give assman mouth to mouth when he gets a heart attack in th studio..I vote Pantera!!!

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PanterA
06-22-2001, 07:01 PM
ME TOO....HEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY you fooled me.

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Fezzie-Lo
06-22-2001, 08:32 PM
Has anyone ever died on the air before? Cause if the answer is no then I see Ron and Fez getting some national exposure soon.

PanterA
06-22-2001, 09:06 PM
Jesus you are so evil...anyone want to place bets? i'll take the under.

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BabyNicole
06-22-2001, 09:54 PM
Ok my opinion on assman..He's Nice...fuckin huge tho!! Didn't talk to me much on my birthday. He drooled and licked his lips over my toes but i think he knew he scared me so he left me alone outside..It was kinda funny..he shook everyone's hand but mine and he avoided eyecontact when he muttered bye to me!!

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iscream22
06-23-2001, 06:15 AM
fat people are jolly!!

anyways the assman said that b4 every show he would tell ron and fez what to do. NO! Ron and Fez should do as they please, and the producer simply produces results, he (or she) should get guests worth talking to, bring ron and fez yummy food, and give them massages every single day.

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HordeKing1
06-23-2001, 05:47 PM
ASSMAN - Seemed like a really nice guy, with a self depreciating sense of humor and an awareness of how big he is.

Instead of getting uptight and withdrawn about it though, he is funny and again seems like a nice guy. (I spoke to him a bit more than Nicole.) It is possible if not probably that he is intimidated by women, b/c of his girth. It may cause feelings of low self-esteem.

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Circus Boy
06-23-2001, 09:40 PM
hey pantera if you get a job can i be your assistant...i was thinkin about asking al if he needed a production assistant but i figured he's got all those interns doing free labor for him why would he need me.

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The Blowhard
06-23-2001, 11:52 PM
I would rather have Assman on the show than some of those boring so called comedians. AssMan, you rule!


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