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NurseMira
09-22-2002, 07:42 PM
So, I was leaving my friend Robins place in the city today and I had the strangest thing happen to me. I was at a stoplight and a yellow taxi pulled up beside me. The cab driver asks me if I had any Grey Poupon. I started laughing and told him I just ran out. Meanwhile, he had two passengers in the backseat who were laughing. Then he asked me if I was a Libra and I told him I was. When I asked him how he knew all he said was that I gave off an "energy". The he asked how long I had my tongue pierced. When I said eight years he replied by saying that "8" is number for transformation. The he said "You're following your heart and don't ever stop doing that". Then he drove away. HOW WIERD WAS THAT?
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ChrisTheCop
09-22-2002, 07:53 PM
Hack. Fighting crime with a crystal ball. Hack.
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shit4brains
09-22-2002, 08:00 PM
wow you're life is so exiting
i wish i could be you for a day
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NurseMira
09-22-2002, 08:07 PM
wow you're life is so exiting
i wish i could be you for a day
what the fuck was that for?
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Death Metal Moe
09-22-2002, 09:07 PM
He just might be a stalker.
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NurseMira
09-22-2002, 09:21 PM
Maybe he is a stalker...I did notice someone snapping pictures of me when I was in my car. Hmmmm.....
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Jobberific
09-23-2002, 02:14 AM
I did notice someone snapping pictures of me when I was in my car.
Oh you sa that did you? Well if it makes you feel any better, I only sold them to the highest caliber of website.
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TheMojoPin
09-23-2002, 02:31 AM
"Here is a man...who would not take it anymore."
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Jackie Sloan
09-23-2002, 09:25 AM
Lucky guess on the Libra thing Mira, and those other two statements well...who couldn't have said that? I coulda told ya either one of those things, very general statements.
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JustJon
09-23-2002, 09:42 AM
if he was really psychic, you'd get in his cab and he'd know where you were going without asking.
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TheMojoPin
09-23-2002, 12:57 PM
Did his tag say his name was "Mentok"?
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SilentSpic
09-23-2002, 12:59 PM
I did notice someone snapping pictures of me when I was in my car. Hmmmm.....
I can't keep it a secret... it was me all along.
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The Mad Mongo
09-23-2002, 01:00 PM
If he was really psychic he would have known he would grow up being a cab driver and would have chosen a different career path plus he probally just liked your ass mira yum yum
Michael Fury
09-23-2002, 01:06 PM
Just make sure his "crystal ball" has three finger holes in it.
So gimme a stage, where this bull here can rage
And though I can fight, I'd much rather recite
That's entertainment!
ChrisTheCop
09-23-2002, 09:08 PM
Damn. I thought my "Hack" thing was gonna catch on. sigh
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Hawiian shirt craig
09-24-2002, 05:49 AM
submitted for your aproval...
mira, a bartender from
queens... she thinks she is
on a simple trip home, but
has stepped into the
TWILIGHT ZONE...
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RFsReaper02
09-24-2002, 06:45 AM
HOW WIERD WAS THAT? <P>
Mira, Are you sure this wasnt just a dream? :P <P>
Death Metal Moe
09-24-2002, 08:28 AM
Did his tag say his name was "Mentok"?
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TheMojoPin
09-24-2002, 09:23 AM
I Have a SHRINK gun! BACK OFF! I'll make you FUN SIZE! BACK OFF!!!!!!
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