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grandzu
09-23-2002, 11:20 AM
That senior that called up made a great bit. R&F were ridiculously funny and Mr. Johnson was priceless. And she ended it with the F-bomb.
HordeKing1
09-23-2002, 02:05 PM
You just can't beat an octogenarian (OK, I'm being kind) or a foul-mouthed muppet saying "fuck you."
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NurseMira
09-23-2002, 02:29 PM
I was listening on the way to work. I thought it was so funny. I couldn't stop laughing. I love it when Ron and Fez do that.
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Tall_James
09-23-2002, 03:53 PM
I think that old bat and Iris should get together for some Whiskey Sours and a couple of Lucky Strikes.
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cozmokramer
09-23-2002, 04:52 PM
That reminded me of when the lady called during the double shifts and kept on telling Ron and Fez to take it back. That was soo funny.
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PanterA
09-23-2002, 05:00 PM
I love how Pete Johnson is the supervisor!! LMAO!!!
Ron: "Lets get Pete Johnson in here"
old bag: "Let me speak to your supervisor"
Fez: "We're gettin' him!"
so funny!
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FreeholdBill
09-23-2002, 06:19 PM
Come'on guys, she was part of the bit!!! Who knows maybe it was even Mrs Watley, she was in town all weekend. No matter, it was a an all time great, majestically produced and executed bit, great radio!!! <P>
produced bit my ass.ron and fez just have the genius to take a situation and run with it to the top of the comedy chain.remember R&F = genius & genius.there not don&mike that ='s boring & unfunny. <P>
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FMJeff
09-23-2002, 08:56 PM
anyone with a taped broadcast of this please send it to info@ronfez.net...i missed it.
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fluffernutter
09-23-2002, 09:05 PM
Driving to work this morning and laughing hysterically. Great way to wake up in the morning. By far one of the fuuniest things I have ever heard. Great job guys. Truly proving Ron and Fez are gemiuses and the true builders of the comedy pyramid.
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Fezzie-Lo
09-23-2002, 09:10 PM
I can positively identify the senior requesting the make believe ballroom today. She has had her speech impediment corrected and is back. This is only for the dot.com people. (BTW, this was what originally got me hooked on this show)
"She lived on a curve in the road, in an old tar-paper shack,
On the south side of the town, on the wrong side of the tracks.
Sometimes on the way into town we'd say,
"Mama, can we stop and give her a ride?"
Sometimes we did, but her hands flew from her side....
(finish the quote)"
And also: is there a site that features R&F bits? I'm really looking for some "It might be a dogs ass" bits.
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Contra
09-24-2002, 11:40 AM
i was thinking that it could have been a bit too, but in any case it was funny as hell!
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FreeholdBill
09-24-2002, 07:52 PM
Lest anyone get confused or disillusioned by this fact.. Unlike O&A and Don&Mike, Ron&Fez seldom do anything EXCEPT well produced and well executed bits. Everything is perfectly choreographed and performed. Ron is a master of blending the spontaneous with the planned to make it sound so natural. But that's what makes them SO DARN GOOD, and so consistantly. It's hard work, and the effort shows in the seamless flow of the show. Just listen to Don&Mike for 4 hours, two talented guys who think they're above producing a coherent show. <P>
Death Metal Moe
09-24-2002, 08:15 PM
Fuck Don and Mike.
Anyway, The Make Believe Ballroom is Make Believe Cool.
The bit was great, but the idea sounds like radio AIDS.
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Mike Teacher
09-24-2002, 08:39 PM
anyone with a taped broadcast of this please send it to info@ronfez.net...i missed it. <P>
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Andre
09-25-2002, 07:58 AM
Crazy MARY! i remember her, that was funny. Remember when she tried to be all sexy and ron and fez got skeeved? hehe
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wyseguy
09-25-2002, 10:02 AM
Just remember when you hit the age of 80 or above, be damned sure you dial the correct number or else..................
(Anyone ever imagine what RnF will sound like doing a show in their eighties.)
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