My #1 kitty is missing =(

[angrymissy]

My #1 cat, Mr. fredasaurus maximus (fred). Is GONE. He's not in my house and must have gotten outside. This cat is like my child. He waits every day for me to come home, snuggles on the couch with me and sleeps with me every night. I just hope he comes home and drank half a bottle of vodka last night because I was so upset and now my tummy hurts too :(

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[EQ]

Aw Missy,

This breaks my heart..but have HOPE!
Fred is probably chatting up some lucky female Kitty, and will return home safely after he loses interest.

Seriously, If there is anything I can do..please IM me.
( Unfortunately, I know a little something about this )


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[DC Reed]

sorry to hear that, ill activate the amber alert system.

every guy out there, start looking for a lost pussy.

Hope your cat is found, sorry to hear its gone.

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[DarkHippie]

shit. time to put up those flyers.

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[Aggie]

:(:( (((HUGS))) I hope you find him soon!!

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[angrymissy]

If I find him run over on the road I will probably totally lose it. Like I said, this cat is like my child. I've had him for 7 years.

Hopefully he will come back. When I first had him, he did disappear for like 2 weeks once and come back, so I've still got some hope.

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I wish you the best of luck, I hope your cat comes back soon.

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check the streets and dont forget to bring a shovel



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[angrymissy]

check the streets and dont forget to bring a shovel


kindly go fuck yourself. I'd appreciate it if people would refrain from the shovel and chinese restaraunt comments becuase this is not easy for me.


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This message was edited by angrymissy on 9-24-02 @ 10:43 AM

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.... i use to masturbate my kitty



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missy, never fear. my cats
are outside cats. i sent
them out hunting all over
westchester for fred.
kramer is teh leader of the
kitty mafia, he can find
anyone.


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[philby]

could it be trapped somewhere in your house/apartment?

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[angrymissy]

HSC, you made me smile :)

Philby, he is definitely not in my apartment. I looked everywhere and did my kitty call and ran the can opener (which ALWAYS brings all the cats downstairs) my 3 other cats are around, but not Fred. He's been trying to get out lately.

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[Gwen]

Missy! Have no fear. Fred will come back, just like Otis did. He just wanted a little exploration. It'll all be okay. Besides, he's already been out once and you're his mommy, he'll miss you and come home really soon! No worries!

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[TheMojoPin]

Just when I think my cat can't hide anywhere in my parents' house, she finds a new spot. She's also taken to sleeping in their cars when they leave the windows open.

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[Jackie Sloan]

Don't worry Missy he'll be back. He jus' lookin' for a little poonanny :)

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[irishkb]

he should be back when he gets hungry... don't worry too much missy....

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HSC, you made me
smile


thank you thank you, i'll be
here all week.


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[DarkHippie]

is fred the flying cat from your sig pic? if so, then he probably just took off after some poo

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[Death Metal Moe]

My friend's cat left for OVER A MONTH and came back skinny but OK.

Keep Hope Alive!

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Oh, and once it comes home make sure to scream out your windows

"THIS CAT STILL LIVE!!!!!!"

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[Contra]

sorry to hear that missy :( my father's cat left for like a week. i guess it though that outside life would be fun. the ally cats kicked his ass, and he went back home. he was a little scratched up but ok, and you can leave the door open and he'll never run away.

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[Michael Fury]

Maybe Fred went to thank Bob Barker personally for his good work spreading the neutering gospel.

Seriously, I hope he makes it home.



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[Cybersoldier]

I'm sorry to hear about your cat. I'm sure he will come back home, and you'll be complete once again

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[Col.Kurtz]

Your cat will come back, but I would still check the house. I found one of our cats sleeping on a shelf in a closed closet, under clothes once.

drop the bomb, exterminate them all.

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[zathrus]

missy, i'm sorry to hear about fred. i know that i would be lost if either one of my cats got out. they are my babies

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[ADF]

I think I'll have some flyers leftover from when Alice's cat ran away. All I need is some magic marker and.. ouila! Magic presto-change-o!

Also, I'll refrain from making Korean catnapper jokes this time. I'll leave that up to Moe.

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[ToddEVF]

this is truely saddening. as one cat lover to another, I hope Fred comes back or turns up alive. That unkindly, unwishful jokes are not very nice at all. Anybody who makes kitty jokes about kitties missing and being taken place or what not should be executed!

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[angrymissy]

ok i feel like a tool for freaking out now.

he's back. I was sitting on my couch and heard the meowing outside and it took me a good 5 minutes to catch him but he's back and i'm sososososo happy!

thank you everyone for the support

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[Gvac]

Glad to hear your kitty's back home safe and sound, Missy. I've only had my cat a few months, and I think I'd freak if she ever got out.

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[ToddEVF]

ok i feel like a tool for freaking out now.


You shouldn't. Losing a pet can sometimes be like losing a family member. I'm glad he was found. Because i know how it feels to lose a pet permenantly. Its very saddening

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[shit4brains]

i hope your cat comes home soon
if he doesn't let me know....

i have connections


the kitty mafia
oh yea
it's real

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[SoccerMom]

Don't feel silly.Our pets love us unconditionally and that's a really special thing. I'm so glad Fred is ok!

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i told you kramer would take
care of it... he had fluffy,
mooch and his number one
Lt., snuglebug (a real hard
ass) on the job... turns out
they had to whack a gang of
upitty squirels...


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[ADF]

Now we can make bad jokes about your cat again, hooray!

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Glad Fred is home. I have a cat and I tend to freak when he get's out. He's declawed and can't defend himself. Hope you smothered him with hugs.

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