How can you tell a Woman is interested in you?

[Death Metal Moe]

I am so out of it, it's a fucking crying shame.

My buddy has told me a bunch of times that some chick was giving me "That sign", and I just walked away without doing anything about it before I knew it. Then, it was too late. And there were a few times in High School I blew it with chicks. I SUCK at this, and it's not getting any easier.

So I ask, how can one such as Death Metal Moe come to realze that a woman is interested in my Evil ass? It's tough. I don't want to be that guy that thinks EVEYONE is into them. That's not true of anyone. And lots of times, girls are nice to people, and they're NOT interested. Little bit of a tease, but girls like attention blah blah blah.

So I ask again, what is the SURE FIRE high sign? Anyone?

You are free to make fun of me as well, as always. Al Dukes Fan has had a lot of fun at my expense as of late.


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[EffMeBoobs]

When she calls you or returns
your calls. Or when she makes
plans to hang. That's one sign
that she is definately interested in
conversing and spending time
with you.

But seriously what girl in her right
mind wouldn't be interested in
the evilness that becomes you?
It's insane that a girl wouldn't dig
that. Evilness is a turn-on. It's a
masculine thing I guess.


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sure fire way? she makes
you dance. thats a very
sure sign. also if she
makes arangments to call
you like "i get out of work at
5, i'll be home by 6.. call me
around 6:15" thats sure
fire.


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[A.J.]

My buddy has told me a bunch of times that some chick was giving me "That sign", and I just walked away without doing anything about it before I knew it. Then, it was too late. And there were a few times in High School I blew it with chicks. I SUCK at this, and it's not getting any easier.


I'm the same way Moe. I have never been able to pick up on the subtle stuff. For example, I'd be out with a group of friends and someone would say "she was checking you out" and I'd be thinking "She was? Really?"

The worst was finding out that some woman I had unrequited love for actually liked me too -- after she moved away and got a new boyfriend of course.

I'm afraid to know exactly how many times I've screwed up opportunites with women.

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[Rev]

#1- If they return your calls.

#2- If they actually listen & add to a conversation between just the 2 of you.

#3- If they initiate the hug or kiss hello(or goodbye in some cases).

#4- (if at a bar with friends) they're willing to stick around if the friend(s) decide to walk around the club(bathroom, different room,etc.).


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[AngelAmy]

usually when she grabs my boob...i think i got the hint when she asked me to fuck her before she lost her sex drive. she knows who she is.



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[Jennitalia]

she lets you touch her tookie

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[FollowThisLogic]

usually when she grabs my boob...i think i got the hint when she asked me to fuck her before she lost her sex drive. she knows who she is.
You're such a lesbo, it's not even funny.

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[AngelAmy]

You're such a lesbo, it's not even funny.

only in your little dream world FTL. thats what you want the car convos to be about. you want me to tell you about all the pussy i eat. ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN BECAUSE I LOVE COCK!!!!

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[Aggie]

The worst was finding out that some woman I had unrequited love for actually liked me too -- after she moved away and got a new boyfriend of course.
I tried to tell you so many times AJ but you were oblivious! I had no choice but to move to Texas and start over.

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[FMJeff]

If she doesn't care she's not interested. Curiosity is everything. If she's not trying to get to know you a little better, then forget it.

Don't waste your time on emotionally or otherwise unavailable women.

I think every guy knows how to tell when someone is interested/not interested but sometimes we ignore our instincts. Just follow your instincts, and don't be afraid of walking away if its not the right person for you. I learned that lesson the hard way.

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[FollowThisLogic]

Hey, you're the one who says all this crap. I simply interpret it to fit the image, and make yer special lil friend happy. :)

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[AngelAmy]

i just said what happened to me, i never said i enjoyed it

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[Jackie Sloan]

...when she stops 'er grinnin' and drops 'er linen!

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[Patches]

When she sings: <P>
Moey, Moey, Moey can't you see, sometimes your death metal hypnotizes me.. <P>
And I just love your evil ways, thats why they're broke and you're so paid <P>

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[HongKongPhooey]

When she calls you names and flicks your ears and stuff. Oh and when she trades you her chocolate milk for your carrot sticks. Now that's love baby.

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[Green Lantern]

If she grabs your mule and sticks her tongue down your throat.

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[Contra]

first of all...

Patches that was a classic rendition. so friggin funny.

now as for you moe...

if you start a convo and theres that like three beats of silence and then you start a convo again (in other words she doesnt bolt)then that is a good sign. or if you bring up a movie that you wanna see, and she tells you that she wants to see the same movie, thats another good sign. take it from there.

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

take your junk out, put it on
the table. say "so what do u
think?" she will tell you.


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[Arienette]

when she offers you a blow job the first time she meets you

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[DC Reed]

when she says these words moe

"Hey thats really cool, lets fuck"

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[Hawiian shirt craig]

when she offers you
a blow job the first time she
meets you


you say that a LOT though
ari.... actually most people
on this board do...


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Certainly there are some obvious things, many of which have already been mentioned, that could tip you off, but overall, I think you'll just drive yourself crazy looking for signs or trying to decipher another's behavior. Talk to the people you find attractive, see if there's chemistry, and go from there.

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[hyperspace]

she puts away the pepper spray.

"HEY, alright one tine djou gotta tell me thats it..one tine"

[wilee]

When she offers to pick up the pigs blood for drawing the pentagrams.

That's usually a good sign.

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[my_mr_happy]

I think it has to do with eye contact.. also touch. like litly on the arm as she is talking...

ps.. I am new to the message board. how do you get the cool graph thing at the bottom of your name?

[Death Metal Moe]

Wow, this is depressing. 2 girls I can remember off the top of my head were doing things like that to me, and I didn't GET it.

Where's the big knife?

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[my_mr_happy]

Also.. I think that us guys just don't pick up on women subtle language.. they are not as overt as us guys... so I think most guys actually miss women who are interested in them

[JustJon]

Quote:
when she offers you
a blow job the first time she
meets you




you say that a LOT though
ari....
dammit! and I thought I was special...

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[Patches]

when you meet her, check the front of her pants and remember this rhyme:

If the crotch is dry,
Don't even try.

If the crotch is wet
She's a sure bet.

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[furie]

When she puts the lotion on her skin on order to avoid the hose.

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[sexy bastard]

Also.. I think that us guys just don't pick up on women subtle language.. they are not as overt as us guys... so I think most guys actually miss women who are interested in them

i think that is absolutely right


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This message was edited by sexy bastard on 9-30-02 @ 3:20 AM

[my_mr_happy]

There was a special on the learning channel. it Actually gave physical signs to watch for. Now these do not say or acount for the phsycological state- if she is out for fun- crazzy- a tease- a flirt- girl next door- but these are some signe that are science proven that something is going on....


1. color changes in skin- there are certin changes in skin tone and color that happen around the lips... checks.. and other areas including the chest.. very subtle.. look for them.

2. dilation of the pupils... a focus that happens in the eyes of women...

3. rise in tempeture.. guess you would have to be touching them to know that.

4. Sometimes.. a constant habit of moving the hair away from the ear. Some people think that it is so a person can hear more of what your saying.

5. Laughter.

6. some woman do slight touching and contact.....

7. Pharmones...

[Death Metal Moe]

Sounds complicated.

If I understood these signs, would I as this stupid question?

And Pharaones? What the FUCK are Pharamones? Lemmie get my Pharamone Detector. I think it's with my other Scientific equipment.

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[EQ]

Okay Moe,

This is subtle..but when she starts to dry-hump you as stand in line at the deli..
I would say that she digs you..

( It's subtle, I know. But look for that 'signal' ).

Seriously, enthusiasm and an expressive, animated conversation can be mistaken for flirting.

So..

..if SHE ( the pronoun you will fall in love with one day ) stands VERY close - not just touching your arm lightly - but stands near you and STAYS there..

..then she is interested.




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This message was edited by Elle Quinn on 9-30-02 @ 12:09 PM

[my_mr_happy]

Phermones is the scent that a woman gives off. Guys do it to. Ya It is real scientific. But the problem with finding out is the womans intention. a girl can flirt.. and just want drinks. a Woman can not say a word to you and be crazy about you but to nervous to do anything about it. I always think that the best way to see how a girl feels about you is to try to have them in a diffrent enviorment. A girl Flirts/acts the same in a bar as she does when your sitting in a park not infront of her friends or other guys... then you gett a better perspective

[ADF]

Phermones is the scent that a woman gives off. Guys do it to. Ya It is real scientific.


I see this stuff in the back of some magazines that says you put it on and you start attracting women all crazy-like. I think they make it out of powdered horse wang.

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[ShelleBink]

usually when she grabs my boob...i think i got the hint when she asked me to fuck her before she lost her sex drive. she knows who she is.

ITS NOT ME... STOP LOOKING AT ME

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<i>...why are you all looking at me like that?</i>

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[my_mr_happy]

do you think there is
someone giving you the
"eye" now?

[Green Lantern]

The ways you can tell a woman is interested in you from FHM Magazine

The Hair Twirler-It means she's preening because she wants to look her best. If she's glancing at you, you're the lucky bastard she's primping for.
The Statue- I means she's shy and perhaps nervous, and unsure whether you like her. But if she holds eye contact and smiles, there's chance you're in scoring position.
The Lip Stroker- It means she wants her lips to be touched-by you, maybe? The million or so nerve endings in her mouth and tongue are sending unmistakable messages to the rest of her body.
The Heavy Breather- It means she rain o go! Her heart rate has sped up, causing her breathing to shift. You may also notice a slight flush on her face and neck as her blood pressure rises.
The Foot Bouncer- It means She's like you to check out her legs and not for varicose veins.
The Incessant Yapper- It means she wants you to know all about her. Good news:Women seek emotional closeness prior to getting busy.
The Look-Awayer- It means She wants to keep you panting like a thristy dog by making you wonder whether she's into you. A seeming loss of attention, especially in the middle of a flirtatious conversation,is a sign she is interested.
The Arm Waver-It means she wants to get close to you,espeially if the movements angle in toward her body. These are inclusive gestures, which indicate she wants you to break the"personal-distance barrier" and enter the "intimate-distance zone."
The Toucher- It means she's come up up with an excuse to touch you so that the relationship can move to a sensuous level. These possession signals tell everyone in the room that you're hers
The Loud Laugher- It means she's begging for attention. If she exposes her throat by tilting her back back as she laughs, she's feeling particularly sensual


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[ShelleBink]

im always biting my lip and rubbing my finger on my lip, esp when im nervous ((around guys))

and i do the hair flip thing a lot.

im a dork.

<i>...why are you all looking at me like that?</i>

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[Green Lantern]

im always biting my lip and rubbing my finger on my lip, esp when im nervous ((around guys))

and i do the hair flip thing a lot.

im a dork.
Yes...but your a really hot dork

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[Ralphy Ramone]

what is the SURE FIRE high sign?


When she cooks your rabbit after the first date.

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[Death Metal Moe]

This makes my head hurt.

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[ShelleBink]

has she made food for you yet?

<i>...why are you all looking at me like that?</i>

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[Death Metal Moe]

::standard guy joke::

I was Eating SOMETHING with her alright! HA HA HA! (hi-five's guys around him)

Nevermind.

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[Earth2RON]

I was Eating SOMETHING with her alright! HA HA HA! (hi-five's guys around him)
ill take the leftovers just this once

[EQ]

She races home from her Church Choir Practice for her Death Metal music lessons.

Cooks lots and lots of Bacon.

(Oh, and sends a 'nice e-mail'. LOL )

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[CrazyClare]

if she fucks you. i really only fuck people im interested in. its a rule

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[Green Lantern]

if she fucks you. i really only fuck people im interested in. its a rule



That is a good rule to follow by.

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