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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
09-25-2002, 05:10 PM
I'd tune in.

It would be much like Sir Simon Milligan (for you KiTH fans). I would be his Manservant Hecubus.

Eh, it's an idea. Discuss.

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 9-25-02 @ 9:33 PM

Death Metal Moe
09-25-2002, 05:36 PM
Thanks Fuzzybutt.

I'm in, I need a job.

We can have DEATH METAL, and story time, and DEATH METAL, and CD reviews, and movie's the don't suck, and DEATH METAL, and cool skits with RONFEZ.NET board members as actors and actresses.

That would be cool. I'd finally have a public forum to spread my EVIL..........

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ag
09-25-2002, 05:41 PM
Id watch it, Ill bet Moe could throw something together that would be entertaining

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09-25-2002, 05:43 PM
Good evening and welcome to the Pit of Ultimate Darkness. Hello, I am your host,DEATH METAL MOE For those of you without a brave heart, get up, go to your television sets and turn the station. Go ahead, exercise your right to be a coward. Now, for those of you with a brave heart and for those of you who have stayed, look into my face and know, to look into my face is to look into the face..of EVIL! Yes, I am a man possessed by many demons. Polite demons that would open the door for a lady carrying too many parcels, but demons nonetheless! Yes, I have walked along the path of evil many times, it's a twisting curving path, that actually leads to a charming block garden, but beyond that evil! And now I would like to bring on one who could be the spawn of Satan himself. Womanservant ALICE FUZZYBUTT . Good evening ALICE FUZZYBUTT. Are you ready? <P>
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
09-25-2002, 05:43 PM
I'd finally have a public forum to spread my EVIL..........


"Yes, I am a man possessed by many demons...polite demons who would open the door for a lady carrying too many parcels, but demons none-the-less!"--Sir Simon Milligan

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TheGameHHH
09-25-2002, 05:45 PM
I'd watch....as long as it didn't interfer with Monday night Raw, Tuesday night Real World, Wednesday night South Park, Thursday night Friends, my friday and saturday party nights, or NFL sunday. <P>

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Captain Rooster
09-25-2002, 05:50 PM
I am so in on that show if I can be the wacky sidekick executioner.

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GrimSanity
09-25-2002, 05:51 PM
moe me and todd have prier experiance as movie reviewers (horror and such) and we would love to do a movie review for your show. and we can act too.

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DC Reed
09-25-2002, 05:52 PM
and if i get to be the guy who gets killed in every episode.

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TheMojoPin
09-25-2002, 07:37 PM
You see?!? EVIL!!!

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Death Metal Moe
09-25-2002, 07:41 PM
Now we're cooking with Evil gas!

But seriously, Sir Simon Milligan would NOT be the basis for my show idea, OK! It would be a fun direction to AIM, but it's not going to be a carbon copy of the show with me in a cheap smoking jacket and Death Metal Fuzzybutt in a tight black outfit.

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FelixDasGato
09-25-2002, 07:44 PM
I have a cable access show and would love to have any or all of you on it. We are always looking for new ideas, bits, actors and such. Let me know if I can help out at all.

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PanterA
09-25-2002, 07:59 PM
i'd watch if you had big black girls shakin there booties behind you the entire show.

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ToddEVF
09-26-2002, 03:28 PM
Seriously though Moe, me and grim did 2 piolet episodes for pblic access. I have the tape still. . . maybe that should be shown

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Tall_James
09-26-2002, 04:58 PM
I would watch it. Only if he wore the red mask from his sig pic throughout the episode.

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PanterA
09-26-2002, 05:05 PM
I have a cable access show and would love to have any or all of you on it. We are always looking for new ideas, bits, actors and such. Let me know if I can help out at all.What is your show and what kind of bits?

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Death Metal Moe
09-26-2002, 06:18 PM
Oh no! Could a Board Topic actually create something?!

This is a scary thought!

If I had my own show, I'd NEED people to help me. I can't do it by myself. I'm not sure how you even get started with shit like that.

All I know is it's a dream of mine to be paid way too much to sit around a room with equally unkempt individuals and brainstorm comedy bits.

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Death Metal Moe
09-26-2002, 06:20 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! IT JUST CAME TO ME!!

SATURDAY NIGHT DEAD!!!!!

A parody of SNL skit show with board members! YESSSSSSS!!!!
Hosted by Ron and/or Fez every now and then if they'd do it. Probably not for free, but we'd need to talk to them. Maybe if we did a 5 minute commercial for them at the end of our show, they'd do it.

This COULD be something. Any further ideas?

I had another one! Instead of HUGE bands as musical guests, we could showcase new bands, especially board member's bands on the show!

I want to be the big evil guy that is angry all the time.
That, and a snotty bitch like David Spade on the news.

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ToddEVF
09-26-2002, 06:21 PM
moe. . . I have spent 2 years in school doing tv stuff for public access in clifton. I know how to work just about every piece of equipment in a Public Access studio. I could help ya out.

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shit4brains
09-26-2002, 06:24 PM
instead of stupid human tricks
we can have stupid human sacrifices
we can send someone down to cover the hurricanes in arizona
we can have someone follow moss around with a camera till they get run over
we can have kelly ripa co-host
but she has to put out
Moe's top ten list!!
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Tall_James
09-26-2002, 06:27 PM
My Dad has a barn...and we can make some costumes...

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Captain Rooster
09-26-2002, 06:32 PM
Paintballs?



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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
09-26-2002, 06:36 PM
My Dad has a barn...and we can make some costumes...




Nice reference!

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