Parody Songs

[ADF]

Have fun with parody songs!

Here's mine, sung to the tune of "Get off of my cloud" by the Rolling Stones.

Get off of my Dog

Fez likes to eat dirty water dogs when Ron shells out a few bucks
And he sits near the curb enjoying his luck
Thinking of mustard and ketchup
Then down flops a blob who's all dressed up like an orange kook
And says, "I've lost five pounds but the mirror still makes me want to puke."

Fez said, "Hey! You! Get off of my dog!"
Hey! You! Get off of my dog!
Hey! You! Get off of my dog!
Don't touch my dog with your big paws
Don't touch it, baby

This lonesome guy won't leave
Fez says, "Don't ogle my dog. I touched it, it's mine."
He answers, "I washed my hands last week.
They're clean, 'cept for some enzymes."
He says, "Ketchup and mustard, I like them
When I hear the crack of the bat.
Just 'cause you hate those germs, da ya have
to keep my fingers off that?"

Fez said, "Hey! You! Get off of my dog!"
Hey! You! Get off of my dog!
Hey! You! Get off of my dog!
Your greasy stubs won't touch my meat
Or my buns, baby..

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adf8.gif>

[TheMojoPin]

Shut up, Billy. Nobody likes you or your dog.

<img src=http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/themojopin.jpg>
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

[silera]

PINK CADILLAC

You may think I'm faggish
For the foolish things I do
You may wonder how come I suck you
When you rub on my cock like you do
Well baby you know you tug me
There ain't no secret 'bout that
Well come on over here and suck me
Baby I'll spill the sack
Well honey it ain't your money
'Cause baby I got plenty of that
I love you for your pink Cadillac
Crushed velvet seats
Riding in the back
Oozing down the street
Waving my blonde curls
Feeling out of sight
Spending all my money
On a Saturday night
Honey I just wonder what you do there in back
Of your pink Cadillac
Pink Cadillac

Well now way back in the Bible
Temptations always come along
There's always somebody tempting
Somebody into doing something they know is wrong
Well they tempt you, with the finger
And they tempt you, with their load
And they tempt you with the treasures
That the flesh does surely hold
They say I should have noticed the Adam's apple
But man I ain't going for that
I know it was his pink Cadillac
Crushed velvet seats
Riding in the back
Oozing down the street
Waving my blonde curls
Feeling out of sight
Spending all my money
On a Saturday night
Honey I just wonder what it feels like in the back
Of your pink Cadillac
Now some folks say it's too big
And if he passes gas
Some folks say it's too old
And that they cum too fast
But my love is bigger than a Honda
It's bigger than a Subaru
Hey man there's only one thing
And one car that will do
Anyway we don't have to drive it
Honey we can park it out in back
And have a party in your pink Cadillac


http://groups.yahoo.com/group/silera/files/Silera/rfsig.jpg

<center><font size=3>[b]<font color=red>T</font> <font color=blue>a</font><font color=ffff00>s</font><font color=red>t</font><font color=blue>e</font> <font color=ffff00>t</font><font color=red>h</font><font color=blue>e</font> <font color=ffff00>R</font><font color=red>a</font><font color=blue>i</font><font color=ffff00>n</font><font color=red>b<font color=blue>o</font><font color=ffff00>w</font><font color=red>!</font><font color=blue>!</font><font color=ffff00>!</font>[b]</font><center><font color=white>

[Knowledged_one]

I kind of like Jimmy Fallons "Idiot Boyfriend"

<IMG SRC="http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/wusig.jpg">
Dropped her off at the L, now I'm flipping the cell
That's right I had to call up L
Yo L. What up. I hit. What else. Plus dome. Say word
And we got it on tonight

Thanks Aggie for the Pic and SilentSpic for the sig host

[Death Metal Moe]

How about a Cannibal Corpse based parody called "Hammer Smashed Fag?"

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/MaskedEarth.gif>
www.unhallowed.com
<marquee>People's chioce: MOST VULGAR POSTER!! FUCK YEA!!</marquee>
SUPER CALLER #666!!!

[Sheeplovr]

to the theme of the greatest americna hero-
Believe it or not,
I'm sucking on C.
I never thought I could feel so free-.
sucking away on a D and a Sac.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's Mikey D.

To the end of bon jovis never say goodbye--

Never tell your dad, never tell your dad
You and me and my old friends
Hoping it would never end
Never say tell you dad, never tell your dad
Holdin' on - we got to try
Holdin' on to never tell your dad


and the begining of abba's Dance queen--
You can suck, you can jerk, having the time of your life
See that boy, its mikey , he is sucking a big fat D

number 333 its the way to be
http://members.hometown.aol.com/_ht_a/walrus701/images/breadsig.jpg
POWER AND CHAOS

[TheMojoPin]

I kind of like Jimmy Fallons "Idiot Boyfriend"

That's not a parody. Parts of the video are, but that's about it.

<img src=http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/themojopin.jpg>
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

[ADF]

To the tune of Ottis Redding's "The Dock of the Bay"

Sippin' in the mornin sun
I'll be sippin' but he still ain't done
Watchin' the cars drive by
Exit 7A on the turnpike
Yea
I'm sippin' in the back of this car
Feelin' I ain't gone too far
Ooh
I'm just sippin' on the D of this boy
Feelin' fine
I left my home in New York
Headed for the Frisco Bay
Cause I could use a good pork
And looks like nothin' gonna come my way
So I'm just goin to sip and hope and still pray
Watchin' the time roll away
Ooh
I'm sippin' on the D of this boy, wastin' time
Look pop nothin's goin to change
Five minutes and he still won't stop
I can do this till my tongue feels real sore
Licking on this salt lollipop
Yes
Sittin' here feelin his bone
And this horniness won't leave me alone
Yes
2000 miles I'd roam
Just to make this D my own
Now I'm jus' gon' sip here on the D of this boy
Watchin' the love roll away
Ooh
Sippin' on the D of this boy, wastin' time

Whistle 23 seconds


<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adf8.gif>

[ChrisTheCop]

Nice ones guys...but nothing will beat the laugh i got from Elle Quinn's Mikey D song (A fag with with a wife, sung to facts of life). Granted, she had the advantage of Fez singing it, but i was shaving at the time and i cut myself! Elle, i hope u read this--THANKS!
(update)--Elle Quinn was nice enuff to provide me with her lyrics, which i include here due to renewed interest in this thread): You take the C

You take the D

You Grab the Sac

Avoid the Rack...

Whaddaya Got?

A Fag with Wife!!

( A Fag With Wife!! )



<img src="http://rfcop.50megs.com/images/christhecop-shellebink.jpg">Sigpic by Shelle Bink Aggie Stalker since Day 1

This message was edited by ChrisTheCop on 10-11-02 @ 1:08 AM

[Steels]

Your a fan of Parodys? Go to Kazza and type in "John Valby". Doesn't get better than that.

<img src=http://members.aol.com/vikorynotvengnce/images/steels.gif>

[Cigar Sid]

To Jimmy Falons Idiot boyfriend:

I know what is straight
I know what is gay
And I know I'm with you baby
But I'm a homo and I'm your boyfriend

I'm gonna take you out
Leave my condoms home
Then I"ll find a young boy, yeah
About 14, cause I'm a homo

Baby I know I'm a man who's made mistakes
I still got some living to do
I made out with my best friend the other day
and now he's a homo too.

I know what is straight
I know what is gay
And I know I'm with you baby
But I'm a homo and I'm your boyfriend

Do do dodo do do do do do...
Pick up the phone
Hey baby, lets get in my dads cadilac
We'll go back to my house, my crib, my pad
We'll tell my dad to go to sleep
then we'll have the caddy all to ourselves you see
then we can s each others d's real dice
Then how bout, how bout we switch places
then I'll turn the radio up make the bass smack the said of my daddys car
Baby you like fine cookin
cause I got a ball park hotdog in my trousers with your name on it.
I'm a flamin fag

I honked the horn
Can you honk the horn
can you honk the horn
Let me hear you honk it

Let me hear you say uh uh...

[Green Lantern]

Is Not Easy (To Be Mikey D)
sung to the tune of "Is Not Easy (Superman)" by Fight for Five. It is a short one.

My name is Mikey D

When I was 14, I sucked a C

In a Cadillac

It was the first time I licked a guy's sack.

It don't make you gay. If you
do it once.

I told it on the radio, now I
fell like such a dunce.

It's not easy to slip a guy's D

When I told my chick, she
looked at me like I was sick.

It happen that one time.

Even though I have like Larry
Fine.

I get hot chicks, I am a stud
Because now I don't like
other guys puds.

It's not easy to be Mikey D.

I am in a band

But I am an unhappy man.

The guys are afraid of me.

Because they think I am going to grab their D's

I have a hot chick I am not gay.

But it doesn't matter what I say.

And it's not easy after sliping a D

PAPA DON'T PREACH!!
<IMG SRC=" http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/ccc6a4b7/bc/My+Photos/battery.gif?bcLDZu9AMQKtx7pj "> A Masterpiece done by WWFallon
TRUTH, JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN WAY!!!
http://www.warrior-scholar.com








This message was edited by Green Lantern on 10-1-02 @ 1:26 PM

[LatinSpiceXoX]

'JUST A GIRL' by No Doubt.

-chorus-

I'm just a FAG, I'd rather not be, But I just can't get schlongs out my mind.

Oh I'm just a FAG, I'm hooked on the 'D' and think I might want it up my ass...

Ooooooooooh I'll throat you down to HERE!!!!

<IMG SRC="http://www.members.aol.com/latinspicexox/images/latinspice xoxgraphic.gif">