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Earth2RON
09-28-2002, 10:31 PM
The more you stare
At one somewhere
Smaller becomes its size
It never comes
Always moves from
Alert and hungry eyes
It bounces 'round
Jiggles up and down
Along a busy street
And winks back yet
From beneath a jacket
Bent over to retrieve

Spills o'er a stool
In shorts so cool
Against the seams it strains
Daintily sits
On a bench while it's
Tightly denim contained
Vexedly peeks
From bikini briefs
A moment all too fast
Yet such is life's
Short journey flight
Behind that luscious flash

How sweet to pet
When it is wet
From bathing or from rain
From exercise
From fantasize
From kisses mixed with tender pain
When one stands up
The pump has sucked
Fabric into the crack
Embarrassed we
Must pick our seat
Restoring comfort back

A glance at two
Obstructed view
Move over please don't hide
Oh how we hate
Those hidden nates
Please tuck your shirt inside
Where'd it begin
Oh please don't end
This Booty Infatuation
Across a lap
A gentle slap
A lover's recreation

Soft marshmallows
Down-filled pillows
Offer poor substitutes
For soft bare buns
Reflecting sun
A twenty-one stare salute

"**Just call me milk cuz i do the body good**"
**official member of the Tookie fan club**


This message was edited by Earth2RON on 9-29-02 @ 2:33 AM

pinkyfloyd
09-28-2002, 10:57 PM
No kidding. That's why black men have got it all over the white man. A brother sees the beauty in a booty.

PS-check your e-mail Sweetpea.

"Sure, radio had a simple dignity. But people wanted to see the grieving families. And, as usual, technology refused to be dignity's bitch."
---'The Daily Show' on the advent of television

Oh, by the way, which one's pinky?

This message was edited by pinkyfloyd on 9-29-02 @ 3:01 AM

The mighty Thor
09-29-2002, 05:53 AM
Black girls have the best butts, there's nothing better than a nice round ghetto booty. <P>


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Death Metal Moe
09-29-2002, 12:32 PM
Round ass, fine.

Fat ass, go away.

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TheMojoPin
09-29-2002, 01:07 PM
Big ass, more gooder. Fat ass, simply awful. Rap videos have been crossing into "fat ass" territory lately...just because you look like a mountain of Jello when you dance like a vibrator, it don't make you sexy. Now flip my burger, sugar cheeks.

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Tazz
09-29-2002, 01:12 PM
I, too, am a fan of a nice healthy booty.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
09-29-2002, 01:56 PM
http://jennyjones.warnerbros.com/img/10046/robertaff2%20.jpg

Yowzaa!

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whale_JUNK
09-29-2002, 06:17 PM
you need an ass that you can set a drink on. if you can set a plate on that ass it's TOO big. <P>

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
09-29-2002, 06:22 PM
I have a butt you can hit with a car antenna.

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she sought cracked pleasures

TheGameHHH
09-29-2002, 07:00 PM
Butts are cool

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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ShelleBink
09-29-2002, 07:07 PM
u know my stance on all of this

...why are you all looking at me like that?

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I do not have a nice ass. I have a Barbara Bush Ass.

TheMojoPin
09-29-2002, 08:48 PM
u know my stance on all of this

I didn't think you could stand up with a butt that big.

Wocka-wocka-wocka...

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Hawiian shirt craig
09-29-2002, 08:53 PM
hey mojo... this ones for
you.... PURRRRR

nice buts rule. skinny as a
rail girls are freaky. and
fuzzy, you can hit any ass
with a car antena is just a
matter of whether you feel
like you're mixxing up
cottage cheese or i like your
to make some of your own
cottage cheese.


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HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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ADF
09-29-2002, 09:04 PM
Arr! Avast ye, matey! Who here be talkin' about my booty? Arr! I'll keelhaul the landlubber who be eyeballin' my booty!

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