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Death Metal Moe
09-30-2002, 08:11 AM
This is where we suggest bits, right? Well, Ron and Fez have GIVEN me so much, that I'll GIVE back what I can. I hope they can roll with this idea.

Since Billy thinks he's SO GREAT as a Comedian, Why not have like 3 or of the other guys on the staff try to make up a 3-4 minute stand up act, and then have Billy do one too.

Then, either callers, Ron and Fez themselves, or maybe a panel of Board Members can judge who's best.

That bit where they asked everyone to tell 1 joke made me think of it. That was Hysterical.

I mean, you know that most of them will bomb, but that's why it'll be funny!

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TheMojoPin
09-30-2002, 08:56 AM
Wouldn't a bit like that be like being forced to pick between Leykis and D&M?

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Sheeplovr
09-30-2002, 09:56 AM
you said staff ha ha

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DarkHippie
09-30-2002, 10:57 AM
when my staff stands up its a tragedy

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TheMojoPin
09-30-2002, 12:06 PM
Help! My staff has fallen, and they can't stand up!

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Cigar Sid
09-30-2002, 04:04 PM
It's a good idea but give them a topic to go off of. People think different topics are funny. If they're all talking about the same topic it's more fair to judge them.
cozmokramer
09-30-2002, 04:42 PM
Oh god what a tradegy that would be. I vote for Rory tackling someone on mic. Thats maybe the funniest thing the interns and producers can come up with.

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ADF
09-30-2002, 05:00 PM
That's a good idea, although I can already hear the crickets chirping and the frogs ribbeting.

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DC Reed
09-30-2002, 05:01 PM
yes, i can see the contestants, Gvac, Rooster, FM Jeff, Moe and Jersey Rich vs Billy.

Rich could be one of the comics that heckles the crowd, except itd be more like him yelling at billy.

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09-30-2002, 05:04 PM
mikey d can tell jokes about sucking d's

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NewYorkDragons80
10-05-2002, 11:20 AM
Everyine will bomb. Ron tearing them apart will be entertainment enough

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TheMojoPin
10-05-2002, 12:10 PM
Sounds like someone's got a staff infection...

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ADF
10-05-2002, 06:42 PM
I still think this would be an excellent idea. They'd all be terrible and then get lambasted by Ron and Fez. I think it has loads of potential hilarity.

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Hawiian shirt craig
10-06-2002, 08:59 PM
umm they'd have to have
norton there or something
to make it funny, just in
case.

i think i'd have to be in on
this, i've started working
clubs (one of those, go on
at 6pm or 6am deals) up
here when i can. even on
campus. i'm doing pretty
well with the whole
"screaming wild man"
shtick.

oh and way to turn yet
ANOTHER thread into a set
of penis jokes guys! i'm so
proud!


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The Blowhard
10-08-2002, 11:27 AM
I think the Elvis kid was smooth. Now only if he would open up a little. I see another Freddie Prinze. Okay, maybe another Paul Rodriguez.

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Hawiian shirt craig
10-08-2002, 01:29 PM
I think the Elvis kid
was smooth. Now only if he
would open up a little. I see
another Freddie Prinze.
Okay, maybe another Paul
Rodriguez.


would you settle for ceech
maron?


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