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EQ
09-30-2002, 10:35 AM
Can you imagine how they would read?

SBL ( Single Bearded Lady ) seeks lasting relationship OR one night under the Tent with SEM ( Single Elephant Man )

No Smoking, No Drugs, No Weirdos!


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GaryWyze
09-30-2002, 11:10 AM
<font color=purple><b>Two Heads Are Better Than One</b>

Conjoined-at-the-head male/female twin(s) seek bi-man or bi-woman for possible long-term-relationship. Age & Race unimportant, but respondents must be ambidextrous and willing to travel. Come on, every night is a threesome with us.</font>
furie
09-30-2002, 01:51 PM
Wolfboy seeks young, attractive alpha. Enjoys long walks in the park, moonlite nights, and electrolysis to remove excess hair.


this seems more like a carnaval freakshow than circus...

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<marquee>Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
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The Blowhard
09-30-2002, 01:58 PM
Personally, I would never stoop as low as the Big Apple Circus. For me it's Ringling Brothers or nothing at all.

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whale_JUNK
09-30-2002, 02:10 PM
holy crap! 6000+ posts. nice work heckler.

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EQ
09-30-2002, 02:13 PM
holy crap!6000+ posts. nice work heckler


Heckler has an entire team working for him!

"6000 posts on his own?"

He hires Carnies and out-of-work Circus performers to post for him.

He only pays minimum wage, but they do receive Medical Benefits.

( Which is GOOD, because I hear he beats them )


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furie
09-30-2002, 02:36 PM
holy crap! 6000+ posts. nice work heckler.


And that's just since Thursday. He's brought the post counter back to 000000 three times already.

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<marquee>Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
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Hawiian shirt craig
09-30-2002, 02:53 PM
Lion Tamer seeks love


teeth and claws make
break my bones, but whips
and chains excite me! baby
i have a whip, a stool and a
pith helmet... need i say
more. you know you always
wanted me, and i'll let you
pet my "little lion"


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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The mighty Thor
09-30-2002, 04:04 PM
I've been working overtime
posting for Heckler, just look
at my post count.


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Tall_James
09-30-2002, 04:15 PM
Personally, I would never stoop as low as the Big Apple Circus. For me it's Ringling Brothers or nothing at all.
I must disagree my friend. At The Big Apple Circus, no seat is further than 30 feet from the center ring and the intimacy of the whole thing is awesome.

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bboxer
09-30-2002, 04:15 PM
looking for a pet, the elephant mr. peanuts needs a home, just a bag of peanuts a day will keep this baby eating elephant not hungray

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Ralphy Ramone
10-02-2002, 05:22 AM
.c The Associated Press

SHREVEPORT, La. (Sept. 30) - The federal government has agreed to pay $8 million to help build a rest home in Louisiana for aging chimpanzees once used for scientific and medical research.
The facility will house 300 chimps. The total project cost is $14 million.


This one is real.(edited for content)

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Hawiian shirt craig
10-02-2002, 12:56 PM
intimacy of the whole
thing is awesome.


tall james, what are you
some sort of clown fucker?
huh??


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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Tall_James
10-02-2002, 02:37 PM
Hey, the shoes aren't the only things big and floppy on female clowns!

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Hawiian shirt craig
10-02-2002, 04:19 PM
Hey, the shoes aren't
the only things big and
floppy on female clowns!


*zip*


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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