The Big Orange Ball of FINE CUISINE!

[Death Metal Moe]

Billy RULZ! He's the Phone Master, and NOW we see he's the ONLY one that can bring back Food orders correctly.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE! That is VERY important! A LOT of dullards out there can't follow SIMPLE directions. And HOW PISSED are you when someone comes back with the WRONG SHIT? Pretty Pissed.

I picked up a knack for this as a Coffee Boy during my run as an Apprentice Carpenter. You MUST get the burly, grumpy Fucks EXACTLY what they want in the morning, or you hear it from them. And rightly so. I let more than a few young apprentices know that they SUCKED as coffee boys.

But back to the point. Viva la Staples! King of NY Take Out!

And being mistaken for in bars............

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[pinkyfloyd]

Billy probably remembers from the time before he was stapled, that nothing is more important than getting the food that you want. Whenever someone is getting me food, or vice versa, I make sure that it is written down on a piece of paper, that way there are no excuses for f-ing up.

"Sure, radio had a simple dignity. But people wanted to see the grieving families. And, as usual, technology refused to be dignity's bitch."
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Oh, by the way, which one's pinky?

[PanterA]

It's pretty sad when you are congratulating a grown man for bringing back food.

Thats like something you do for a small child or a retard to make them feel special.

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[TheMojoPin]

Way to go Billy! You may not know what sobriety is, or what not raping someone is, or even what success is, but DAMNED if you can't order food with the best of 'em!

So Al Dukes is now the dump guy...but Billy is the errand boy? Al wins again...

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[A.J.]

It's pretty sad when you are congratulating a grown man for bringing back food.

Thats like something you do for a small child or a retard to make them feel special


"Billy's a big boy today!"

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[whale_JUNK]

yahoo for billy! billy's # 1! <P>
picking up food, butchering the english language and hack comic. billy staples is a jack of all trades. <P>

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drudgejr: weeble, you're the man for me
Weeeeeble: thnaks

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[Captain Obvious]

its food of course he is going to remember it...IT'S BILLY

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Each time I post it says "Thank you, Captain Obvious." and it sounds like the computer is being sarcastic with me, I LOVE IT!

[LilTber]

So Billy finally did something right , maybe now he could work on his comedy :( <P>

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