Oh no, Moe, say it ain't so!!! [Archive]

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TheMojoPin

10-02-2002, 07:49 AM

My heart is broken. The trumpet has played. Is it the end of the world?

Jimmy Johnson, JIMMY JOHNSON...just remember "twin wangs"...

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Jackie Sloan

10-02-2002, 07:59 AM

Moe...fake hair fake hair or...How 'bout dem Cowboys!

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Mike Teacher

10-02-2002, 09:16 AM

DMM, 
No problem; I've called in and spaced out, in those on-air moments when the pressure is on people can forget their own names. Mike the Teacher 

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Jackie Sloan

10-02-2002, 09:18 AM

It's true Moe, there have been times when Ron has body slammed me...so what, who cares? It takes nerve to call in, the polls are one of the toughest ones. I heard Katylina, I got in on it too.
Anybody else?

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Contra

10-02-2002, 09:34 AM

DAMN! i wanted to start this thread, but at least someone did.

poor DM MOE, some gingkoba perhaps?

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TheMojoPin

10-02-2002, 09:52 AM

I got on not once, but twice today...but not during the polls. Merde. But I'm assuming that's what was wrong with the universe...Mojo gets on live, so Moe must go down...the balance will be resumed as of tomorrow.

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PanterA

10-02-2002, 12:51 PM

it's alright Moe, I wouldn't have known how to answer that one either....whats worse is i would have just hung up like a bitch, you at least tried.

but now we can bust your balls that you got the sheepy horn. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

It happens to the best of us, Dan's chokey, my many flubs, Jeresy Rich's poor attempts at comedy, and now the great DMMoe shows he too i just a motral man.

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Gvac

10-02-2002, 01:25 PM

Johnny4

10-02-2002, 02:59 PM

I thought that was an easy one. Marty Shottenheimer looks like Bill Gates retarded half-brother.

Jackie Sloan

10-02-2002, 03:09 PM

Here's the worst thing though, Moe...we get to hear it twice!

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Steels

10-02-2002, 04:12 PM

that was kinda awful. oh and the ugliest NFL coach is Mike Holmgren

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Captain Obvious

10-02-2002, 04:59 PM

Spurrier is one ugly bastard too...
Better luck next time, you can bounce back!

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SatCam

10-02-2002, 05:12 PM

*Thinks to self* thats what you get for skipping the replay... really wtf happened?

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JerseyRich

10-02-2002, 05:30 PM

It happens to the best of us, Dan's chokey, my many flubs, Jeresy Rich's poor attempts at comedy, and now the great DMMoe shows he too i just a motral man.

Any and all disappointing phone calls pale in comparison to JerseyRich's poor attempts at comedy. I don't know if I've ever met anyone so completely humorless.

What the F?!
A thread that was started with the intent to console DMMOE turns into a JR bashing thread...It's ok...I'm used to it.
What I find to be funny is the fact that Gvac thinks he is actually a good guitarist.
I trained a pet monkey that is better than him.
You old fart!

Moe. We have all screwed up our phone calls to the show before...Welcome to the crew.

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This message was edited by JerseyRich on 10-2-02 @ 9:34 PM

Zipgun

10-02-2002, 06:48 PM

Moe. We have all screwed up our phone calls to the show before

I haven't.

Fez just hates me.

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ShelleBink

10-02-2002, 06:49 PM

I WANT A FUCKIN RADIO ATTACHED TO MY BODY

and moe, i'll cook u some comfort bacon

...why are you all looking at me like that?

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Captain Obvious

10-02-2002, 06:54 PM

just say johnson or smith... theres one of those everywhere... common names!

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Death Metal Moe

10-02-2002, 07:23 PM

Well, I appreciate the kind words of both Veterans and New members alike, but I am disgraced. I don't think I can even post tonight.

I stand before you, a broken man.

I must admit, NFL is not one of my strong points. If I had ONLY said John Madden, that FAT BLOATED FUCK! They might have taken pity on my and not needed a current head coach.

And no need to bust up Jersey Rich. This is MY Waterloo tonight ladies and gentleman.

I'm a little less EVIL tonight. It's like a furry little kitten just curled up on my lap or some shit.

Oh, and KUDOS MojoPin. Glad to hear you got on. Who were you?

And I WILL need Bacon either way Shelle.

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ShelleBink

10-02-2002, 07:43 PM

And I WILL need Bacon either way Shelle.

*gets out trusty frying pan*

*sizzle sizzle*

*gives Moe hefty plate of maple smoked bacon*

:)

btw moe -- have u ever heard of the band p.o.w.?

...why are you all looking at me like that?

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HordeKing1

10-02-2002, 07:45 PM

Football players use coaches?

I'd have thought they'd fly rather than take the bus.

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TheMojoPin

10-02-2002, 09:18 PM

Oh, and KUDOS MojoPin. Glad to hear you got on. Who were you?

There were more than a few Kevin's on. I was two of them. I'll leave it at that, because I like the mystery...I'm still not sure who picked up the phones either time...definitely not Billy...didn't sound like Elvis...maybe Hawk?

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt

10-03-2002, 05:41 AM

Fez just hates me.

"Hello..... skidmark."

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A.J.

10-03-2002, 06:15 AM

Eh, it was no big deal Moe: just a brain fart that happened at a bad time.

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cozmokramer

10-03-2002, 03:51 PM

Don't worry about it Moe. Just caller's block. It is especially hard when you are aske questions that you dont know ahead of time. But you have to start instand feedbacking and calling in again to redeem yourself.

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10-03-2002, 05:41 PM

Any and all disappointing phone calls pale in comparison to JerseyRich's poor attempts at comedy.

Jersey Rich is more funnier on the instant feedback.

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