Tell off your boss!

[Patches]

Well, don't. You still need to eat and pay bills, so I started this thread so you can say everything you want without being fired.

You're a fucking idiot. I swear to God, you sit up at night thinking of ways too make thing more complicated than they have to be. Nobody likes you, everyone thinks your an incompetent asshole. I hate the pictures of your ugly ass kids and your gross nastyass wife. You act like you're a good Christian because you carry around a fucking pocket bible, but in reality your a manipulative prick.

Thank you.

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[DroopyGirl]

ahh.. just what I needed!

To my ex-manager,

you stupid ass!! You think you could break me with your stupid comments about my work?!?! Yes, I can perfectly think for myself and you suck for making me feel like it was my fault.
I'm gonna make sure that you never get an intern again at that stupid lame company of yours!
Oh and btw thanx for ruining my chance to pass this year of school! You scumbag!!

ahhh I feel so much better now..

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Who'll be there when I need someone
Count on nobody and no one will let you down

[TheMojoPin]

"Hi, me. You're doing the best job. Keep up the good work. Would you like another thousand dollar bonus while veryone else gets their .50-.75 cent raises? Yes, please! Thanks, me!"

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

[Patches]

Bastard.

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[Patches]

ok maybe you guys didn't catch this thread the first time round... I really doubt you all love your bosses. I really think it would be cool to here every one's thoughts on the jerkoff who controls their lives, so I will send it to the top one time and one time only (I swear mods and admins) SO C'MON, I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE (cept for DroopyGirl, youre cool)! LET HER/HIM HAVE IT!!!!!!

If not, tool on me.

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[Enabler]

You dick!
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Why start a new thread? Got yelled at today hardcore for no reason whatsoever. Nothing new...just wondering how much shit other people eat. Is there any way to win an argument with your boss?

[led37zep]

You dick!
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Why start a new thread? Got yelled at today hardcore for no reason whatsoever. Nothing new...just wondering how much shit other people eat. Is there any way to win an argument with your boss?

Bang his daughter.

[DarkHippie]

Dear Boss:

SHUT UP ALREADY!!!!

Sincerely,
DarkHippie

[epo]

"Where is my promotion? Honestly. I bypassed other upward jobs in the organization to help you and you promised me this bump within weeks. Yet here I am 2.5 months later. Jesus fucking Christ!"

I really think that helped.

[Enabler]

Bang his daughter.


14 more years and that will hopefully still be a legal option...But If I work there in 14 years just kill me now.

[sr71blackbird]

You are very cute, and I know you mean well, but I do not think you thought out the plan and I really hope you and the directors have taken all the aspects of the work into consideration, because as I see it and others around me agree: This plan is not working out and we really need to make some changes.

[Devo37]

in general, i like my boss, but:

why can't you make up your f'n mind??? you start me working on a project, then a week later, you sh!t-can it and start me working on a different one!!! no offense, but if any of the bigger-bosses ever ask me why so many of my projects don't get completed, i'll be happy to tell them it's because you keep changing my job assignments.

[chili]

To my boss:

Hey Boss,

Just wanted to say that you're a pretty cool guy. I get drunk at your tailgates every Clemson game. I party with you at the Hibernian Society St. Patrick's Day bash every year. I'm roommates with your son. I was in your daughter's wedding. You gave me that big raise and sent me to help start the new Charleston office and paid for all my graduate school application expenses. You're the man.

Hugs,

Chili

Yeah, nothin' bad to say.

[RoseBlood]

I hate to be a killjoy in the boss bashing but I actually like my boss, then again I tend to have sympathy for and play devils advocate to those in authority as we tend to focus on the negative. But yeah, I'm pretty lucky, my boss is very cool.

[ahhdurr]

Hey - dropping subtle fabrications about what you know of my performance at past sites is hazardous isn't it? Hahaha... dope.

I am a bad man sir.

[A.J.]

I want to tell off The Boss but he just looks so feeble.

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[Reynolds]

You're the perfect example of why affirmative action doesn't work, you kiss ass know nothing fuck. When I ask you a question, and I see your mind wander off once you picked on key word out of my sentence, and have already designated an automatic response for me, I want to bash your fucking brains in with a stapler. I hope you get into a car accident on the way home, and nobody finds you for days. I hope while you're trapped in your car on the side of the highway you have to resort to drinking your own urine and eating your leather upholstery. In order to get to this meal you have to crawl on your hands and knees because the accident has thrown you through your windshield 50 feet away from your car. I hope the landing after you get thrown through the windshield gives you severe road rash all over your cock and balls. Die a slow painful death you waste of fucking life.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Good Job of managing Bosses esp the IP department, they are cool guys and I would give them a Kidney if they needed


im posting from work

[Furtherman]

Late again? Don't worry, I took care of it. Again.

[Patches]

I love this fucking site (read the posts and figure it out)