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captainblackout
10-02-2002, 12:48 PM
I heard Fez once say that he wouldn't want to be cremated. But what if he was an amputee? Would he let the hospital incinerate his discarded limb or would he bury it somewhere, where he could go and bring it flowers?
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10-02-2002, 12:51 PM
i've gone cross eyed.


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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-02-2002, 01:05 PM
That was your first post on this board. It's going to haunt you for the rest of your life.

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Patches
10-02-2002, 01:16 PM
Would he let the hospital incinerate his discarded limb or would he bury it somewhere, where he could go and bring it flowers?



I think it's pretty obvious.

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my_mr_happy
10-02-2002, 01:18 PM
hahahahah... nice fuzzybutt
SilentSpic
10-02-2002, 01:33 PM
fuzzybutt, maybe u should tussle his hair too.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-02-2002, 01:34 PM
fuzzybutt, maybe u should tussle his hair too.



nah, that post was NOT worth a tussle!

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Contra
10-02-2002, 04:30 PM
theres this button to the left of "Reply to Topic" that says "Preview", you might want to click that one first from now on.

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DarkHippie
10-02-2002, 06:50 PM
all my blood has drained into my prostate

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Captain Obvious
10-02-2002, 07:00 PM
If Billy was an amputee would he use his severed arm to try to touch everyone's food?

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HordeKing1
10-02-2002, 07:47 PM
CAPTAIN BLACKOUT - While I can't hazard a guess as to your question, but given that scenerio, it's a virtual certainty that Fez would experience phantom limb pain

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TheMojoPin
10-02-2002, 09:20 PM
That had NOT occured to us, Dude.

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Death Metal Moe
10-03-2002, 07:04 AM
Better question: What if Fez signed on the site, and saw a retarded post about him? Would he HATE the guy that started it?

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-03-2002, 07:18 AM
This post made the baby Jesus cry.

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TheMojoPin
10-03-2002, 10:37 AM
What if Fez signed on the site

That's just crazy talk. We all know Fez is allergic to technology.

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Bill From Yorktown
10-03-2002, 10:44 AM
I thought he was allergic to exercise and women (aaaaalegedly)

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JustJon
10-03-2002, 10:49 AM
That's just crazy talk. We all know Fez is allergic to technology.
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The real Kenny Allen
10-03-2002, 11:18 AM
I think he would pray to Lex Luthor for an answer to that question.

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Captain Obvious
10-03-2002, 08:33 PM
That's just crazy talk. We all know Fez is allergic to technology.

We're lucky he even understands the concept of a microphone.

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