You think the guys would tattoo me on the air for my birfday? [Archive]

Hawiian shirt craig

10-02-2002, 04:56 PM

I think it would be fun,
except its been done... but
only to girls. u think my
shreeking in pain would get
me a free tattoo? i'd get like
something show related or
maybe HSC or something.
what do u think?

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Dr. Klahn

10-02-2002, 05:01 PM

It's just too easy.....But no, I'll be nice.

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Hawiian shirt craig

10-05-2002, 02:12 PM

i know its wasy but i was
thinking USDA Grade Z or
something along those
lines. or like AFRO life

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Earth2RON

10-05-2002, 03:17 PM

u think my
shreeking in pain would get
me a free tattoo?
If you can get a a good looking "VAG" to go with you it just might work!

Zipgun

10-05-2002, 03:50 PM

It's only a 4 hour show.

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ADF

10-05-2002, 06:39 PM

Maybe if you got "I 'Heart' The Al Dukes Fan" on your forehead.

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Sh0nuFF

10-05-2002, 06:41 PM

how bout something reminiscent of the paul O twatto tattoo, but instead..u get C O R K Y 

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Death Metal Moe

10-06-2002, 02:03 AM

Get a Harvy Birdman Attorney at Law tattoo.

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10-06-2002, 02:18 AM

just about one of the worst ideas ever....

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TheMojoPin

10-06-2002, 06:39 AM

Get one of those twirly, evil moustaches tatted on your upper lip.

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Green Lantern

10-06-2002, 04:38 PM

I say forget the tat and get a lap dance from a stripper. And get me an invitie for that.

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TheGameHHH

10-06-2002, 06:15 PM

For some reason I don't think this sounds like such a good idea.

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10-06-2002, 06:29 PM

Get one of those twirly, evil moustaches tatted on your upper lip.

MojoPin..That made me laugh so hard!!

Either THAT..
Or... a Hitler Moustache Tattoo

... Fu Manchu Moustache tattoo

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Hawiian shirt craig

10-06-2002, 08:57 PM

ok how about i get a free
shot at billy for my birfday, i
want a rematch anyway.

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Green Lantern

10-06-2002, 09:26 PM

Get one of those twirly, evil moustaches tatted on your upper lip.

And don't forget the damise tied up on the train tracks.

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The real Kenny Allen

10-06-2002, 09:42 PM

How about "I was on the Ron and Fez show and all I got was this lousy tattoo." right across your chest.
PS LOL birfday LOL

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angrymissy

10-07-2002, 06:43 AM

Get a Harvy Birdman Attorney at Law tattoo.

Whoooooo is that guy in the suiiitt

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TheMojoPin

10-07-2002, 12:25 PM

Whoooooo is that guy in the suiiitt

"Whooooooooooo's the cat with the beeeeeak?"

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HordeKing1

10-07-2002, 05:34 PM

You think the guys would tattoo me on the air for my birthday?

Define exactly what you mean by "tattoo" and which guy you want to be the first "tattooer."

Seriously, the only way to know is to ask....

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nickeye

10-07-2002, 06:18 PM

Cybersoldier

10-07-2002, 06:57 PM

maybe if you get the tatto to say I love pollo

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Hawiian shirt craig

10-08-2002, 06:05 AM

bu tattoo i mean ink being
injected under my skin with
a needle... and the tattooer
should be hot and large
tittayed.

i dunno when it gets closer
to my brithday i'll contact the
guys one way or another...
unless you are reading this
thread, then think of how
much fun it would be to
watch me scream like a
girl. i mean think about it.
my big old tuff guy self
writhing in pain LOL. i just
want a memorable birthday,
they usually suck.

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Death Metal Moe

10-08-2002, 09:26 AM

How about a Shoyu Weenie Tattoo?

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The Blowhard

10-08-2002, 11:30 AM

HSC: Why not an amputation? I think losing a pinky is worth it. I almost offered to slice off an ear like Van Gogh, I'll leave that to Wonderboy.

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Hawiian shirt craig

10-08-2002, 01:24 PM

HSC: Why not an
amputation? I think losing a
pinky is worth it. I almost
offered to slice off an ear
like Van Gogh, I'll leave that
to Wonderboy.

i like the guys and all, but i
dont think so heck. i'm not
a total whore that just wants
to get on the show, i want a
memorable birthday.

an amputation would add to
the run of 9 shitty birthdays

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Jennitalia

10-08-2002, 01:27 PM

get a tat of a nice, hard cock, with just a tad bit of jizz oozing from it. underneath it, they could write mmmmm....cock...

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ADF

10-08-2002, 02:38 PM

the tattooer
should be hot and large
tittayed.

So who do you have in mind.. Ron, Fez, Billy, or yourself?

...think of how
much fun it would be to
watch me scream like a
girl.

It's been said that one lets out one's true nature during periods of extreme duress.

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Hawiian shirt craig

10-09-2002, 07:39 PM

It's been said that
one lets out one's true
nature during periods of
extreme duress.

like pissing all over
yourself? hmmm? captain
composure!

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