Elvis's Rory Hamptons Bit [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard

View Full Version : Elvis's Rory Hamptons Bit

PanterA

10-02-2002, 05:21 PM

Man, I just heard the replay of it and I'm laughing my ass off!!

Rory talkin to his nads is hysterical!!

"Dont you love cold water in the summer?"

AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Great Job dude!

<center><img src="http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig12"></center><center>Phil Anselmo is my god</center>

blakjeezis

10-02-2002, 05:41 PM

I tell ya, this Equadorian Elvis kid's funny, man. At least it seems he can hold his own in the studio. I'm looking forward to some more Elvis vs. Staples bits in the future.

<IMG SRC =http://ltrooster.homestead.com/files/sABRETOOTHsIG.jpg>
Thanks to LtRooster
"What was the middle one?" - Otto, A Fish Called Wanda
<marquee>White people are so scared of blakjeezis</marquee>

Contra

10-02-2002, 06:31 PM

yeah at first i wasnt sure about this kid, but after hearing todays show he could be a very good addition.

<img src=http://members.aol.com/vikorynotvengnce/images/contra.gif>
Batosai The Manslayer

DarkHippie

10-02-2002, 06:35 PM

this was some funny funny shit. the virgin's a natural!

<IMG SRC=http://members.aol.com/vikorynotvengnce/images/darkhippie.gif>
<marquee>Who is DarkHippie? "You look like an Amish child molester"-- Jim Norton. "Watch out for this one. Someday he's gonna snap and kill you all."-- Rich Vos </marquee>
LABELS ARE FOR PRODUCTS, NOT PEOPLE!
<a href=http://www.freeopendiary.com/entrylist.asp?authorcode=A537085>Transcendental Blues: a journal</a>

irishkb

10-02-2002, 06:35 PM

yo that shit was fucking funny as hell.. great work there mr. e elvis.....

<IMG SRC=http://irishkb.50megs.com/images/irishkb8.gif>
<marquee>drink responsibly</marquee>
thanks to lost boys and girls

"IM"-mick0306

Captain Obvious

10-02-2002, 06:47 PM

this was some funny funny shit. the virgin's a natural!

But he still ain't gettin laid.

Big ass night of fights 3 matchup??? Elvis the Virgin vs. Rory "Balltalker" Hamptons... I'm sure Elvis can parlay that into his first piece of ass...

- - -
Each time I post it says "Thank you, Captain Obvious." and it sounds like the computer is being sarcastic with me, I LOVE IT!

HordeKing1

10-02-2002, 07:49 PM

It was a very well done and funny bit. And Rory knows we kid cause we love.

<img src="http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/hking1">

Megadeth

10-02-2002, 07:53 PM

The kid's got talent!

ShelleBink

10-02-2002, 07:56 PM

And Rory knows we kid cause we love.

well yeah, coz he's hot.

...why are you all looking at me like that?

<center>IRISH FACTION 
<IMG SRC="http://members.hostedscripts.com/randomimage.cgi?user=bink02"></img></center>

<marquee>TODD EVF ripped me off with the sigs ... THEMOJOPIN is SUPER and has a nice ASS ... CHRISTHECOP can frisk me whenever, wherever ... INKY is my WOW buddy ... SILENTSPIC is false advertising ... HAWAIIANSHIRTCRAIG owes me a craigy hug ... ANGELAMY and I will get stuck in an elevator someday ... KATYLINA keeps me laughing ... JUSTJON knows all the socky stories ... CONTRA keeps my sanity when losing my car, in Hoboken and AHHHHHHH ... CYBERSOLDIER keeps me drinkin and i looovvveee it ... IRISHKB played soccer with the evil one ... TAZZ is a meanie poophead ... FIGGY keeps me horny so horny horny horny tonight ... AGGIE is my Texas twin ... AG1247, I know him from somwhere ... FIESTYGIRL and i are in a sig *YYYAAAYYY* ... and theres so many more I forgot... :(</marquee>

skurbs

10-02-2002, 08:00 PM

he is funny and is really nice in person. it makes up for those hideous sideburns.

<img src="http://www.anncoulter.org/images/sig02.gif">
 skurbs (tom from hoboken)

Megadeth

10-02-2002, 08:41 PM

Fuck em!
The Yanks will take it all

Megadeth

10-02-2002, 08:41 PM

What the fuck is wrong with this website?
Why'd that show up here???

TheMojoPin

10-02-2002, 09:21 PM

An intern contributing to the show...and not by making his failures and inadequacies a target or by peeing in a bucket? What is the world coming to?!?

<img src=http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/themojopin.jpg>
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

ADF

10-02-2002, 09:29 PM

Shouldn't his name be "El Vez"? Regardless, his bit was funny and he was coming up with some snappy comebacks.. his billy resembling a beached whale one a favorite of mine.

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adf10.gif>
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Xmas!

LilTber

10-03-2002, 09:24 AM

El' vez has left the building ....seeyuhhh 

Blood,Sweat,Tears and Beers

FelixDasGato

10-03-2002, 10:07 AM

I was a real funny bit, but today he is stepping all over Ron.
Will this Elvis be a "one bit wonder"

<IMG SRC="http://www.silentspic.com/images/sighost/felixdasgato.jpg">
Thanks to SilentSpic for hosting.

BrianTheBailBondsman

10-03-2002, 11:39 AM

EL Vez now thats some funny shit! He sounds a lot like Wonder Boy has the same spinless jelly fish trates about him.. I think he should do the 60 shots in sixty minutes

A Real Friend Wouldn't Bail You Out of Jail... His Ass Would Be in There WITH you!

ADF

10-03-2002, 02:21 PM

He should be renamed "El Vez, King of the Ellipsis..." All of his sentences trail off into nothingness.

<img src=http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adf10.gif>
Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Xmas!

Death Metal Moe

10-03-2002, 06:36 PM

NOt bad Elvis.

<IMG SRC=http://unhallowed.com/sigs/MaskedEarth.gif>
www.unhallowed.com
<marquee>People's chioce: MOST VULGAR POSTER!! FUCK YEA!!</marquee>
SUPER CALLER #666!!!

BrianTheBailBondsman

10-04-2002, 09:56 AM

Hey was it me.. or did anyone else hear Rory telling his nads how great the counting crow's concert is..

A Real Friend Wouldn't Bail You Out of Jail... His Ass Would Be in There WITH you!

SatCam

10-04-2002, 05:57 PM

Elvis = the next Billy Staples... have you heard his laugh?

__________
Q: Why don't you have a sig pic
A: Because no webhosts previde remote linking
Question Asker: Wow, thats gotta suck

[ <A HREF=MAILTO:kevin@rumby328.tk?subject=Ron+and+Fez>1</A> : <A HREF=aim:goim?screenname=rumby328>2</A> : <A HREF=http://www.rumby328.tk>3</A> : <A HREF=http://www.satcam.tk>4</A> ]
</CENTER>PEN15

backlash

10-04-2002, 08:19 PM

I think now that Al Dukes is gone, we will all see a lot more talented interns on the show.