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Megadeth
10-02-2002, 08:06 PM
Has anyone else heard about this?
Holy shit
Supposedly 20 suitcase nukes were sold by ex KGB agents to Al Qaeda for 30 million dollars
I heard this on WABC. Some guy was on there who wrote a book about it, says he was an FBI agent
He's not just bullshitting either
There's stuff about it all over the net, and I've heard plenty of other people talking about it
This is fucked up!

ShelleBink
10-02-2002, 08:16 PM
damnit

i put a bid on those too...

i think the russian are in kahoots with these arabian fellows.

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Megadeth
10-02-2002, 08:17 PM
It's pretty easy to buy nukes now
They're floating around everywhere since the USSR collapsed

Captain Obvious
10-02-2002, 08:19 PM
20 nukes holy shit...
Al Queda? Is that Al Dukes' new alias?

The entire Ron and Fez community is in danger! Dukes' revenge!

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10-02-2002, 08:37 PM
I bet they got 'em on flex pay.

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El Mudo
10-02-2002, 08:46 PM
I bet they got 'em on flex pay.


nope..layaway

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Captain Obvious
10-02-2002, 08:47 PM
I heard someone needed 30 million dollars in sand...good trade?

And don't worry about those suitcases, they are probably not real. I bet that the Uranium is really just a urinal cake.

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TheMojoPin
10-02-2002, 09:33 PM
Man, they already suckered me into shelling out 20 million through PayPal for those things...DENIED!!!

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PanterA
10-02-2002, 09:58 PM
Suckers...i could have gotten the same deal for 25 million.

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Jobberific
10-03-2002, 03:17 AM
Supposedly 20 suitcase nukes were sold by ex KGB agents to Al Qaeda for 30 million dollars


And how much is that is pubes?

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DarkHippie
10-03-2002, 05:37 AM
that's a pretty good deal. did they have a coupon?

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wilee
10-03-2002, 05:50 AM
$30 million, 2 camels, 15 towels and an eight-ball.

What does KGB stand for now? Krazy Ivan's Giant Bombstore?

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my_mr_happy
10-03-2002, 06:00 AM
Well if it is soviet made.. they probably waited in line for 3 days to get 2 of them.. and they are probably faling apart and they are dying of radiation leak poison.

man... that is creepy. Well we just need to wipe them- alqueda - off the face of the earth.

Hawiian shirt craig
10-03-2002, 06:08 AM
I'VE GOT 20 SOVIET
NUKES, LIMIT 5 PER
CALLER! BE DIALING!!!!
AND I'M GONNA THROW IN
FLOPSY WOPSY, THE
DISCONTINUED BEANIE
BABY... ALL THIS FOR TWO
FLEX PAYS! BEEEEE
DIALING!!!!!


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furie
10-03-2002, 06:12 AM
I heard they got a great deal. Buy 9 nukes, get the 10th for just one penny.

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SRFSTARVD
10-03-2002, 06:50 AM
Well this news just makes my day. Wanna kick my dog while you are at it?

I know the pieces fit cause watch them fall away no fault none to blame doesnt mean I dont desire to point the finger blame the other watch the temple topple over...

Death Metal Moe
10-03-2002, 07:14 AM
I enjoyu the jokes, but I SERIOUSLY hope this is false.

Suitcases are so easy to sneak around. You'd STOP a huge warhead, but a suitcase looks innocent enough. Those foreigners are always bringing like 6 suitcases each back and forth from their country anyway.

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Contra
10-03-2002, 10:24 AM
this is turning in to an urban legend.

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furie
10-03-2002, 10:27 AM
I heard Al Qaeda bought the nukes from the ghost boy in Three men & a baby.

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A.J.
10-03-2002, 10:27 AM
You'd STOP a huge warhead


With what?

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Hawiian shirt craig
10-03-2002, 10:50 AM
BE DIALING FOLKS!
YOU'RE GONNA GET, 20
NUKES, FLOPSY WOPSY,
A MCGUIRE ROOKIE, IN
GEM MINT 10 AAAAAAND
FOR THE NEXT 3
CALLERS... THE GRIFFY
SIGNED JERSEY!!! BE
DIALING!!!!!!!! FLEX PAY!


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Death Metal Moe
10-03-2002, 07:02 PM
With what?


No, I meant in customs AJ. Harder to sneak around. Something Suit Case size is easier to get around, and draws less attention.

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A.J.
10-03-2002, 07:16 PM
Gotcha Moe. I thought maybe you were referring to an Anti-Ballistic Missile system.



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Cybersoldier
10-03-2002, 07:24 PM
are you serious, we're screwed. Hey everyone start getting lead made clothes. Security my ass, I have classes to worry about now this, thanks for the info man

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furie
10-06-2002, 04:06 PM
I thought maybe you were referring to an Anti-Ballistic Missile system.


speaking of defense networks, what ever happened to SDI?

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ToddEVF
10-06-2002, 04:10 PM
I might have been able to get 40 for 15 million. . . its double coupon day :D

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