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Hawiian shirt craig
10-03-2002, 09:51 AM
I am the super pimp! i was
looking kind of good today,
just shaved, brand new
chargers hat, with a gold
award pin in it, sun glasses
polo etc. anyway, i went
thru the McDonalds drive
thru b/c i was starving...

so i make my order, and i
pay, as i pull up to the
window i see the the girl
there... WHOA. so anyway,
it went like this:

me: hi. (smile)
her: hi (smile)... u need
ketchup?
me: sure
her: ok... (comes abck with
bag)
me: thanks
her: u need salt and peper?
me: no, thanks... but u go to
PSU right?
her: yeah... you too?
me: yeah, i'm inna rush,
whats ur extension?
her: 4-6***
me: thanks, mines *****
her: u better call me! or i'll
be calling to yell at you.

did i actaully pull that off?
sweet jesus!


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EQ
10-03-2002, 10:18 AM
CRAIG!

The good news is you found someone who can cook!

The bad news is that it was a drive-thru - so I'm assuming you didn't see her from the waist down..


She could be a CENTAUR!


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furie
10-03-2002, 10:21 AM
if you were really a super pimp the confersation would have gone:
you: Hi
Her: Hi
you: want to fuck?
her: sure


'nuff said. you maybe dragging on a bit with the "hi"'s, but everyone needs some foreplay.

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Jennitalia
10-03-2002, 10:23 AM
what a stud

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next time you want pussy, just look in the mirror, baby
thanks for wasting my time
JustJon
10-03-2002, 10:27 AM
even if she can't cook, she works a mean walkie talkie

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GaryWyze
10-03-2002, 10:27 AM
<font color=purple>Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what did you order?

And <b>CONGRATS</b>, if things work out can ya hook me up with a box of sweet & sour sauce?</font>
Hawiian shirt craig
10-03-2002, 10:27 AM
elle> if she has a horse
ass, i dont think i'll marry
her. and i can cook very
well, thank you. she might
be nuts, or a whore. i'm not
getting my hopes up, just
glad to see i've still got
game when i need it.

and jen> u know it. if u
ever need a good smurfin'...


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
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Deathstroke
10-03-2002, 10:36 AM
did she ask if you were havin' twins?



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FelixDasGato
10-03-2002, 11:21 AM
Was she regular or super-sized?

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TheGameHHH
10-03-2002, 11:31 AM
I hope shes hot, the girls at those drive thrus usually arent that great.

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Hosp
10-03-2002, 12:50 PM
Would this be your first time dating a spanish girl? (I'm just playing the odds)

It doesn't count because you knew each other from somewhere else. If you just drove up and got her number out of nowhere, that would have been impressive.

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Tall_James
10-03-2002, 01:42 PM
She could be a CENTAUR!
Quinner...you're one in a million!

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10-03-2002, 01:44 PM
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Captain Rooster
10-03-2002, 01:45 PM
And she makes $5.75 and hour too!

WWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

JK - Next time, spice it up and grab a JLO type at Taco Bell;)

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Hawiian shirt craig
10-03-2002, 02:39 PM
first of all, shes not fat,
second of all shes white,
this is plattsburgh. they
shoot minorities at the town
line. and 5.75/hr is the
average wage of adults
here LOL... everything is
cheap

and i'm not calling her. too
much to think about.


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BrianTheBailBondsman
10-03-2002, 02:49 PM
Dude she felt bad for a guy wearing a Hawaiian shirt in October... But seriuosly can she hook me up with the Shake chick?

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ShelleBink
10-03-2002, 02:59 PM
and i'm not calling her


dick. she's gonna be pissed and stalk and kill you.

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ADF
10-03-2002, 03:25 PM
Yes, I'd like a number one combo meal.. oh, and can I get an order of vagina on the side?

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BrianTheBailBondsman
10-03-2002, 03:37 PM
.... ahhhh no thats ok hunny I got my own special sauce for you

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Gvac
10-03-2002, 05:00 PM
If you're not gonna call her, e-mail me her number.

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Katylina
10-03-2002, 05:06 PM
Wow- you have high aspirations in life!!!

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BrianTheBailBondsman
10-03-2002, 05:08 PM
now there's a girl that I would like to have her number

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Hawiian shirt craig
10-03-2002, 05:11 PM
hey kat, i hope u get a little
extra cheese on your taco...

i am in college, so is she.
for all i know shes premed,
and will be making more
moeny than me in a week
or two. just because u went
to college to be a monkey
handler, doens't mean i
have to.


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
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EffMeBoobs
10-03-2002, 07:42 PM
The bad news is that it
was a drive-thru - so I'm
assuming you didn't see her from
the waist down..



Plus the fact that she works at
McDonald's......she could be
hiding all the Big Macs in her
hips.


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fiestygal
10-03-2002, 08:40 PM
...and then he woke up

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my_mr_happy
10-04-2002, 05:33 AM
hahahaha good for you!
Michael Fury
10-04-2002, 05:42 AM
Maybe you can get Mayor McCheese in on a threesome.



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BrianTheBailBondsman
10-04-2002, 07:39 AM
>>> Ahhhhh, Yes a happy meal and a side of THIGHS please!

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