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EQ
10-03-2002, 08:50 PM
Okay, I'll start:

What Do You Call a Guy with no Arms and no Legs...

...In a Pile of Leaves?


RUSSELL


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PanterA
10-03-2002, 09:11 PM
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs

In a ditch:
- Phil

In your mailbox:
- Bill

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PanterA
10-03-2002, 09:21 PM
Left out in the sun:
- Wilt

In your hot tub:
- Stu

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EQ
10-03-2002, 09:22 PM
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs..


- in the Middle of a Lake?

BOB

- trying to waterski?

SKIP




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Captain Obvious
10-03-2002, 09:24 PM
In a pool: Stone

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Captain Obvious
10-03-2002, 09:30 PM
In the desert: Sandy

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EQ
10-03-2002, 09:36 PM
What do you call a Guy with No arms and No Legs


..who is prepared to die?

WILL

What do you call a Girl with No arms and No Legs


..who appears on the Peoples Court?

SUE

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Captain Obvious
10-03-2002, 09:39 PM
Who doesn't have help wiping his ass: Mark

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EQ
10-03-2002, 09:40 PM
What do you call a Guy with No arms and no Legs


..who is hanging on your Wall?

ART

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Captain Obvious
10-03-2002, 09:44 PM
Who all the kids pick on: Pokey

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Captain Obvious
10-03-2002, 09:46 PM
What do you call a Guy with No arms and no Legs

Who fell in the toilet -

Johnny!

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El Mudo
10-03-2002, 09:47 PM
a woman with no arms no legs on a grill: Patty

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EQ
10-03-2002, 09:52 PM
What do you call a Guy with No arms and No Legs


...fallen down a hole?

DOUG

...on your door step?

MATT

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Captain Obvious
10-03-2002, 09:53 PM
Falling out of a tree:

Danielle (Dan-yell)

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Captain Obvious
10-03-2002, 09:58 PM
Stuck in a tree:

Woody

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Captain Obvious
10-03-2002, 10:00 PM
In a lineup:

Shorty

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EQ
10-03-2002, 10:05 PM
What do you call a Guy with No arms and No legs


...armed with a sharp Object?

LANCE

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EQ
10-03-2002, 10:08 PM
What do you call a Guy with No arms and No Legs


...at a casino?

CHIP


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Captain Obvious
10-03-2002, 10:12 PM
Cuz he can't shave:

Harry

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EffMeBoobs
10-03-2002, 10:22 PM
In a wood pile:
Chuck


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TheKnicks23
10-08-2002, 12:14 PM
On a baseball field:
3rd base

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jafter
10-08-2002, 03:00 PM
In the middle of the ocean...

Fucked

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10-09-2002, 07:57 PM
FUCKED

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