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my_mr_happy
10-04-2002, 05:51 AM
Reading that joke post got me thinking of one of my favorite jokes... it's rude but I thought it was funny
ok we have all heard them and you might feel offended or you might laugh.. but here is my favorite one
Why did Hellen Kellers dog run away?
you would to if your name was ..arughphiglahaaabeel....
I know there are a ton of them but I don't remember them all.. Do you remember more?
SilentSpic
10-04-2002, 05:59 AM
I know a stupid one...
Why could Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand?
She needed the other hand to moan.
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my_mr_happy
10-04-2002, 06:16 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!! I had not heard that one... I don't know why but I just about busted a gut. good one SilentSpic.
DreamWeaver
10-04-2002, 06:21 AM
How did Helen Keller burn her face?
She answered the iron.
How did Helen Keller burn the other side of her face?
They called back.
they don't seem so funny anymore.
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my_mr_happy
10-04-2002, 06:40 AM
ya.. I remember that one. that one is my sisters favorite. here is another one.
What is hellen Kellers favorite color?
Cordaroy.
my_mr_happy
10-04-2002, 06:41 AM
oh !! I have this one!
Hay.. did you see hellen Kellers new house?
No? Neither did she!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
blakjeezis
10-04-2002, 07:24 AM
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind too.
BLAAADOOOW!
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my_mr_happy
10-04-2002, 08:01 AM
AHHAHAHAH the blind one funny! I forgot that one.. I know they are dumb but they kill me for some stupid reason.
sublime
10-04-2002, 08:16 AM
How did Hellen Kellers parents punish her?
They would rearage the furniture!
CovDiesel
10-04-2002, 08:31 AM
Why did nobody hear Helen Keller scream after her tragic sledding accident?
She was wearing mittens.
How do you piss off Helen Keller?
Leave a plunger in the toilet.
Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?
She was a woman.
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Zipgun
10-04-2002, 08:35 AM
Did you hear the joke about the priest, the alterboy, and a corn cob?
Neither did Helen Keller.
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