Fez's Brother Corky: The South Will Rise Again!

[The Blowhard]

I wanna party with this guy.
Roadkill. Rasslin'. Booze.
I have the sudden urge to buy a pickup with a houndog and a gunrack. And I want some grit's and gravy!
Corky rocks.

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[PanterA]

Right now I'm in shock!!

There are no words to explain the way i'm feeliong!!

I dont know whether to laugh my ass off or stare at my radio with my mouth open.

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This message was edited by PanterA on 10-4-02 @ 12:51 PM

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Yeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaa! I'm hankerin' for some possum rights about now.

It's amazing to me how two people can grow up in the same house and yet be SO different.

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Fear gives courage wings

[The Blowhard]

Corky IS Mr Haney from Green Acres!

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[Megadeth]

This guy is such a hick bastard
He's so fucking wrecked right now

[Jackie Sloan]

Comedy Calamity Corky...hilarious and I'm lovin' every minute! Howdeeee! Sooooooweeeeee!!

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[TheMojoPin]

So when the hell is Boomhauer there going to take on Billy in a Power Hour challenge? That would be even bigger then Ted Kennedy sitting down across from Yeltsin in a challenge of shots...

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[Green Lantern]

Corky sounds like a drunk retarded Duke Boy.

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[Contra]

this guy is friggin hilarious! if he where to stay billy would no longer have any purpose on the show. he's 10 times a funnier drunk than billy is.

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[ChickenHawk]

Do you think Fez is the
"angel" in his family 'cuz of
his sexuality, or because he
can READ?


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[kevin69]

Three Words:

Best Show Ever.

[JustJon]

The source of Corky's superhuman comedic talent is Jack Daniels!

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[Sheeplovr]

Three Words:

Best Show Ever


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[Megadeth]

I hope this guy shows up more often

[Megadeth]

Did you hear Ron making a Lykis reference?
Someone said "Corky should take over 2 to 7, and so Ron said "I don't think he hates women enough to do that shift"

[pixiestix]

After Ron and Fez, stay tuned
for WNEW's new cornerstone
show from 2-7:
'Lemmetell Yasomethin', a
roundatable discussion of
stories making the news
moderated by Corky Whatley

This message was edited by pixiestix on 10-4-02 @ 2:34 PM

[kevin69]

No douche.

That's why it's called an
opinion.

[whale_JUNK]

i have got to visit pinellis park. but i am not getting out of the car. <P>
corky is a true southern gentleman. <P>

[Drudge Jr.]

>_< damn school. i missed the whole thing!

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[Gvac]

Sheeeeee-oooooot! That boy's a genyooooine hoot!

I'd love to kick back with Corky and a few bottles of Jack, and pick us up some pretty little phillies. Hell, I know a few we can call that'll shake the pictures right off of the wall!

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[my_mr_happy]

lem tell ya somin... son.. he was faster then a jackrabit in my scope.. one funny guy.. Linerd Skinerd lives! =) <P>

[skurbs]

i dont know if it was too much humor for me to handle, or if i was just horrified beyond comprehension, but that was the greatest show i have ever heard. I PROPOSE that the members of this board raise the cash needed to fly up the entire whatley clan to be on the show. <P> fez may pull a bud dwyer right there live on the air, but that would be too fuckin funny.<P> <P>

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[blakjeezis]

Seriously, that guy is off his 'John' Rocker. Whenever Ronnie made those jokes about Fez's family, I thought he was just kidding around, but Gaaawdaaang, he wasn't. Corky sounds like an f'n riot. The funniest was when they were talking about Fez going to college.
They said all of Fez's family had been up. I remember his sister being in studio, but what about his baby brother, Travis? Was he ever on the show? Was he as great as Corky?

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[Megadeth]

I want to see a picture of this guy

[EffMeBoobs]

I'm dying to know what he looks
like. Corky rules! I'd love to see
him slappin' spoons on his thigh
to the tune of "Cotton-Eyed Joe."
Tomorrow morning he's going to
be hungover, hugging his #3
Dale Earnhardt pillow that he
brought with him.


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[Johnny4]

Is it me or does he sound like a drunker version of that intern from the monsters that they took to Harlem? I wonder if he has ever met Fez's fiance.

[INFOSTUD]

Let me tell you something: Corky kicks ass. He was a rip especially when Paul O was on <P>

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[undressa]

ok my way fav part was when someone called and said "brother of the fagor says what" or something close to that and then corky said "whatd he say

[Sh0nuFF]

i know i dont post much but ive been a listener for a respectable ammount of time i wont go on the limb to say its the best show but shit it is up there...i work in a one man warehouse , and my laughter just echoes through out it and the offices on the other side think im crazy i was tearing at one point and my lunch our is 1 - 2 which pisses me the F off but i spent it eating a hero in my car listening to todays show...now its 9 23 pm and im listening to the replay ...god damn its funny... <P> <P>

Kiss my converse

[RockitHC]

Hicks on the radio, always funny! <P>

Stay Gold!

[RockitHC]

Hicks on the radio, always funny! <P>

Stay Gold!

[Jackie Sloan]

aah cud turn it up a nawtch! wooo!

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[fluffernutter]

That was painfully funny. The name fits so well. It reminded me of some people I have met down south. I thought Virginia was bad but now Florida wins!

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[The mighty Thor]

Fez's brother is a trip, he
should be a regular on the
show. He almost sounds like
Jimmy Dean.


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[LilTber]

I seriously thought it was a joke about Fez's family , but boy was i wrong.My boss and i had tears running down ourfaces .Definatly the best show ever in my opinion. Bring on the rest of Fez's family....yeeeehaaawww Lemmatellyasumbitch :)

Blood,Sweat,Tears and Beers

This message was edited by LilTber on 10-4-02 @ 11:03 PM

[ADF]

I bet he's wearing overalls, a straw hat, and a corncob pipe. No shirt, shoes, socks, or underwear.

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[TheMojoPin]

For some reason, I picture him sitting on the porch of his house, eating table sugar straight from the box with a spoon. Very romantic.

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[billyio]

It was a great show today! I especially loved when some caller asked if there really was a Bobo.I wish Corky would have cut in when Fez was doing the Fezitorial. The what if of a double Fatley "Hey'.

See Ya!

[HordeKing1]

I loved the whole show but got a real kick out of the new game show "Nyuck, Ynuck Questions"

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[TheMojoPin]

I especially loved when some caller asked if there really was a Bobo.

And it sounded like there was...so did they know someone named "Bobo"? Is it slang? A racial thing? The mystery deepens...

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[Earth2RON]

I dont think it can get any more southern than Corky that guy is funny as hell!

[pinkyfloyd]

Corky's "finer than a frog's hair", and Fez is "the angel of the company".

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Oh, by the way, which one's pinky?

[Gaia]

It really sucks when you don't get to listen like you usually do...You miss all the good "Ronnie & Fezzie" shit..the stuff only "WE" notice...then I feel left out..
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[billyio]

Oops, I just noticed a typo in my post. I wrote "Fatley" instead of Whatley. I actually didn't mean that as some sort of insult,so please forgive the unintentional error. Sorry Fezzzzzzieeeee

See Ya!

[Halo Five]

Hicks on the radio, always funny!

Classic show...funny as hell!

[yeahdude]

"Blame it on my boots,
I showed up in roots..."

Best show ever...

[yarpwizard]

WNEW should give Corky a show. Maybe team up eith Billy Staples and Al Dukes! Cya' <P>

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[The Blowhard]

I kinda feel bad for Fez.
I'm sure he's cleaning up vomit at this very moment.
Jimmy Carter had Billy, Bill Clinton has Roger, Fez has Corky. Damn family!

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[skurbs]

i think i found a pic of corky!!! <P>
http://animatedtv.about.com/library/weekly/aa050101a.htm <P>

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[Geppetto]

Corky was funny as hell. But Fez poor poor Fez that family is a train wreck.

[DC Reed]

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

BRING BACK CORKY!.. WE WANT CORKY!... I reckon I luv me that man.. he done turn me the hell on with all that Jack-D talk. :burp: <P>

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