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SuperClerk
10-04-2002, 08:30 AM
Listening to Harry bomb has made me think. Who are the worst comedians? I can think of Jackie Martling, Dennis Wolfberg R.I.P. (did not think he was funny) and Louie Anderson (show me anally).

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TheMojoPin
10-04-2002, 09:56 AM
Howie Mandel. Joe Piscopo. Cedric The Entertainer. Janeane Garofalo.

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Jackie Sloan
10-04-2002, 09:59 AM
Carrott Top.

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10-04-2002, 10:00 AM
Billy

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Meve
10-04-2002, 10:03 AM
it's obviously billy. I don't think this Harry kid di that bad. I liked it.

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10-04-2002, 10:09 AM
Yakov Smirnov

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SilentSpic
10-04-2002, 10:12 AM
no one picked him...
I am truly shocked

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10-04-2002, 10:13 AM
Gallagher

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Michael Fury
10-04-2002, 10:15 AM
Jerry Lewis



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onogs33
10-04-2002, 10:27 AM
Paul "I got O&A Fired" Mercurio. What an asshole
DreamWeaver
10-04-2002, 10:35 AM
Rosie O'Donnell, Kathy Griffin, Paula Poundstone....so basically any female comedian

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JustJon
10-04-2002, 10:37 AM
Carrott Top.

no one picked him...
I am truly shocked

Carrot Top

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jamesdiggy
10-04-2002, 10:41 AM
Robin Williams

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Sheeplovr
10-04-2002, 10:44 AM
Im pretty shure the worst stand up is somone we have never seen cause there so bad they never made it

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10-04-2002, 10:52 AM
keith robinson

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10-04-2002, 11:33 AM
Howie Mandel and Carrot Top

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10-04-2002, 11:44 AM
pablo francisco:

hey! i can do an arnold shwartzeneger impression! amazing!

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TheMojoPin
10-04-2002, 11:59 AM
Jim Breuer. I like him on O&A and SNL, but the two stand up shows of his I've seen blew. Chris Tucker is godawful. Bill Mahr. Drew Carey. Tim Allen.

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Tall_James
10-04-2002, 01:23 PM
Im pretty shure the worst stand up is somone we have never seen cause there so bad they never made it

Untrue Sheepy. The worst standup comedian EVER is David Letterman's bitch George Miller. He has this guy on 4 times or more per year, every year, for over 2o years. AND HE HAS NEVER BEEN FUNNY! I think he might be Dave's brother in law from his first marriage or something. Or maybe he's got pictures of Dave fellating a goat. Whatever...

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blakjeezis
10-04-2002, 01:46 PM
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. George Carlin isn't funny anymore! At one point in time he was, but it's over. His material is no longer clever. For some reason people still think that laughing at George Carlin makes them hip, cool, intelligent, or somehow socially aware. Get into a political debate with three or four people. See how long it takes for someone to quote George Carlin. People think he somehow adds weight to their argument. I read his book Brain Droppings, it was terrible. It's just like Ron said about Spongebob, it's the Emperor's New Clothes. George Carlin isn't funny, he's naked! **shudder**

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Johnny4
10-04-2002, 03:24 PM
Carlin gets a bye in my book. You can't change a business the way he did and not fall off somewhat. Any ever see Dave Chapelle's act? He is tremendously underrated. Worst stand up? I'll put it this way. Kathy Griffin is probably the only funny female stand up I have ever seen. Also, you couldn't pay me to listen to Stuttering John's act.
TheMojoPin
10-04-2002, 04:02 PM
Carlin just jumped the shark only recently. The special before the last one was actually pretty decent. And he called us out on the terrorism thing a good 2 years before 9/11. But now, yeah, he's a little stale and cranky. But I like him as an actor...great bit part in "Dogma", and he should be cool in "Jersey Girl"...and his sitocm still stands as one I'm pissed only lasted one season.

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fiestygal
10-04-2002, 10:37 PM
Patrice O'Neal- personal reasons..no comment, Harland Williams, adn this VERY SUCKY comedien who was on PREMIUM BLEND as the first act on the episode JIMMIE NORTON WAS ON!

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10-05-2002, 06:03 AM
howie mandel and judy tanuta

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10-05-2002, 06:37 AM
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Lisa Croft
10-05-2002, 07:03 AM
Harland Williams
Dear God, he's the first that came to mind when I saw this thread. He's EMBARRASSINGLY bad. Jeff Norris sucks, too.

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SuperClerk
10-05-2002, 07:48 AM
George Carlin was the best. His last 2 shows didn't impress me too much. But he is still my favorite based on his past accomplishments.

I thought of some other bad ones. Amazing Jonathan, I don't think Robin Williams standup is funny, and Dom Irrera.

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TheMojoPin
10-05-2002, 07:59 AM
Dennis Leary. It's like someone dragging the dead corpse of Bill Hicks up on stage and dancing it around like a puppet.

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Tall_James
10-05-2002, 08:49 AM
Rita Rudner...can't stand her.

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The Nature Boy
10-05-2002, 08:56 AM
There used to be standup in the 80's who would run around the crowd in a Superman T-shirt, then he would do a bit on removing a sword from a woman's crotch in the crowd(ala excalabir) and then he'd wrap up doing a Risky Business impression. He was impossibly lame, but he got a lotta time.

I think Damon Wayans is a shitty standup. He himself isn't impossibly bad, but he thinks he belongs with Richard Pryor and Eddie Murhpy in the black comedian pantheon.

Mario Joyner bites pretty bad

Bob Saget was a TERRIBLE standup, and I don't know how that ever launched his career(but he's apparently a total wildman off stage, so maybe he made friends to keep getting him gigs).

Joey Kola is utterly worthless and repetitive.

Paul Rodriegez has gotten better in the last 5 years, but he should thank his stars he's latino because he'd have no career otherwise.

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TheMojoPin
10-05-2002, 09:08 AM
I love Norm McDonald, but what little standup he does gets old really fast. It's like a psychopath's take on Stephen Wright.

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ToddEVF
10-05-2002, 09:12 AM
Andrew "Dice" Clay. . . just god awful, buyt he was funny when he kept calling a 'NEW radio show.

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SoccerMom
10-07-2002, 10:46 AM
Bobcat Goldthwait
Spoil-Sport
10-07-2002, 12:53 PM
I can't stand Bill Bellamy. On the other hand, the funniest I've seen in years is Eddie Izzard <P>

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Mr. Softee
10-07-2002, 01:09 PM
Bill Cosby, the man's never been funny, and goes after the people who he thinks are offesive. Jimmy Fallon sucks too, he always sounds like he's confused, and shy

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10-08-2002, 09:05 PM
Rob Schneider...I just saw an old HBO 'Young Comedians' special hosted by Dennis Miller. Dennis goes out of his way to introduce Schneider as his personal friend, but his set was AWFUL!


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Steels
10-08-2002, 09:25 PM
Hands down....Howie Mandel is awful.


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10-08-2002, 10:35 PM
Jerry Seinfeld


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Rev
10-10-2002, 08:12 AM
2 words...

Dom Irerra.

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