View Full Version : GoogleFights Solves all questions
Sheeplovr
10-04-2002, 10:45 AM
http://www.googlefight.com
Just type in two thigns to Fight eatch other and WAMO
THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING
Godzilla Vrs LA gear
winner la gear
Godzilla
467 000 results
versus
LA gear
12 100 000 results
The winner is: LA gear
number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS
This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 10-4-02 @ 3:39 PM
DreamWeaver
10-04-2002, 11:13 AM
woo hoo I won!!
Sheepy vs Gina
9 840 results versus Gina
1 530 000 results
The winner is: Gina
http://members.aol.com/msgina754/images/rfpic1pantera.jpg
Michael Fury
10-04-2002, 11:17 AM
lamest post ever.
So gimme a stage, where this bull here can rage
And though I can fight, I'd much rather recite
That's entertainment!
Sheeplovr
10-04-2002, 11:25 AM
Michael Fury Vrs Sheepy
winner-
Damm Michael Fury wins
i guess the party pooper was right
number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS
PanterA
10-04-2002, 11:42 AM
batman and robin:
batman
1 480 000 results
versus
robin
5 120 000 results
The winner is: robin
<center><img src="http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig13"></center><center><b>Phil Anselmo is my god</b></center>
This message was edited by PanterA on 10-4-02 @ 3:43 PM
Sheeplovr
10-04-2002, 11:43 AM
Pantera Vrs Nsync
pantera
383 000 results
versus
nsync
553 000 results
The winner is: nsync
sorry
number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS
whale_JUNK
10-04-2002, 11:44 AM
whale.......1,340,000
JUNK........2,150,000
JUNK is the winner!
This message was edited by whale_JUNK on 10-4-02 @ 3:48 PM
PanterA
10-04-2002, 11:45 AM
fart and burp:
fart
490 000 results
versus
burp
110 000 results
The winner is: fart
<center><img src="http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig13"></center><center><b>Phil Anselmo is my god</b></center>
Sheeplovr
10-04-2002, 11:46 AM
Anal Vrs Vagina
anal
9 750 000 results
versus
vagina
2 380 000 results
The winner is: anal
Well ill be a monkeys uncle
number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS
PanterA
10-04-2002, 11:48 AM
sheepy
9 840 results
versus
eggers
152 000 results
The winner is: eggers
ohh so close...sorry bud.
<center><img src="http://members.aol.com/rnfpantera/rfsig13"></center><center><b>Phil Anselmo is my god</b></center>
SilentSpic
10-04-2002, 11:53 AM
gay: 21,700,000
versus
Straight: 11,000,000
Not going to say a word.
<center>
<font color="blue">"False Advertising" - Shelle<br>
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Katylina's work of Art
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Deathstroke
10-04-2002, 12:03 PM
sheepy has a 10 inch penis
5 results versus sheepy has a 4inch penis
0 results
The winner is: sheepy has a 10 inch penis
damn i knew it!!!...argh!
<font color=green> Deathstroke....The Terminator</font size>
irishkb
10-04-2002, 12:09 PM
your mom's box vs. wnew <P>
your mom's box 111 000 results
versus
wnew 32 000 results <P>
<P>
The winner is: your mom's box <P>
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<marquee>drink responsibly</marquee>
thanks to lost boys and girls
"IM"-mick0306
Tall_James
10-04-2002, 01:19 PM
Tall James vs Short James
Tall James - 244
Short James - 2990
Damn that crafty dwarf! He will always remain my sworn enemy!!!
<img src=http://users.rcn.com/jamespatton/talljames1sig.jpg>
<marquee>It's not raining - I'm spitting on you.</marquee>
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LatterYearsJimMorrison
10-04-2002, 01:37 PM
Early Elvis vs Old Fat Elvis
6500 to 66, Early Elvis wins, but Latter Year Jim Morrison crushes both with 11000. And also this stunning news
Mary-Kate Olsen vs. Ashley Olsen:Mary-Kate Olsen
33000 results versus Ashley Olsen 62400 results
The winner is:Ashley Olsen
No signature, now Im starving
This message was edited by LatterYearsJimMorrison on 10-4-02 @ 5:50 PM
Butters
10-04-2002, 01:49 PM
Jellyfish 184,000
Monkeys 973,000
the winner monkeys....hehe ^.^
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If it ain't aggie it ain't good
blakjeezis
10-04-2002, 01:55 PM
Jesus Christ - 2,650,000
Blakjeezis - 6
I mean whaddya expect, the man's got 2000 years and a PR machine behind him. Ever see those clever little signs outside churches? How am I supposed to compete with that?
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Thanks to LtRooster
"What was the middle one?" - Otto, A Fish Called Wanda
<marquee>White people are so scared of blakjeezis</marquee>
Zipgun
10-04-2002, 02:05 PM
Vin Diesel vs. Rhesus monkey
Vin Diesel
281 000 results
Rhesus monkey
28 200 results
Winner: Vin Diesel
You magnificent bastard!
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This message was edited by skidmark on 10-4-02 @ 6:08 PM
EffMeBoobs
10-04-2002, 03:30 PM
Cock vs. Penis
Cock had 6,330,000 searches.
Penis had 4,770,000 searches.
Ha! The cock wins! Whatta
cocksucka.
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<marquee behavior=alternate><font color=red>God</font><font color=gray> bless</font><font color=navy> America</font></marquee>
<marquee><font color=navy>We Will Never Forget - September 11th, 2001</font></marquee>
TheMojoPin
10-04-2002, 03:46 PM
Men vs. women.
Men: 48,300,000
Women: 49,400,000
Christ, now they'll want the vote.
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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP
cozmokramer
10-04-2002, 05:18 PM
Billy Stapels (29,800) vs. Christopher Reeves (128,000) Winner: Christopher Reeves
Well there ya have the anwer to the universal question. A gimp CAN beat a drunk any day of the week.
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<marquee>"Im open , theres just nothing inside" Jerry Seinfeld
POWER! POWER! DC POWER!</marquee>
ShelleBink
10-04-2002, 05:42 PM
anal
9 850 000 results versus doggy style
84 800 results
The winner is: anal
wee, guess what im doing this weekend
<i>...why are you all looking at me like that?</i>
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Sheepy - 9,960
Big Bob - 2,450,000
Big Bob wins in a landslide.
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Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Xmas!
SatCam
10-04-2002, 07:47 PM
ron
6 320 000 results
fez
1 070 000 results
The winner is: ron
__________
<B>Q:</B> Why don't you have a sig pic
<B>A:</B> Because no webhosts previde remote linking
<B>Question Asker:</B> Wow, thats gotta suck
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JerseyRich
10-04-2002, 07:50 PM
England
19 400 000 results versus United States
5 780 000 results
The winner is: England
Suckers!
Wait! I mean...Damn England!
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I'd like an order of UH UH!
With a side of some UH UH!
TheMojoPin
10-04-2002, 08:16 PM
Al Dukes: 52,800.
The Al Dukes Fan: 5,700.
The winner? NOBODY.
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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP
Tall_James
10-05-2002, 08:54 AM
Dingo - 172,000
Baby - 21,500,000
Who's eating who know- bitch!
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<marquee>It's not raining - I'm spitting on you.</marquee>
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LilTber
10-05-2002, 09:16 AM
Corky - 169,000
Fez - 1080,000
Whooo Fez kicks asss :)
Blood,Sweat,Tears and Beers
AngelAmy
10-05-2002, 09:37 AM
Angel Amy - 355 000 versus Joe Poo - 89 500
The winner is: Angel Amy
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!!!
<center>"The powers have overtaken her pelvis as well" - Jedi Master Doogie
C*U*N*T
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EffMeBoobs
10-05-2002, 10:18 AM
Coke vs. Pepsi
Coke: 1,190,000
Pepsi: 841,000
Winner: Coke! The non-sniffable
form.
Alcohol vs. Drugs
Alcohol: 6,590,000
Drugs: 9,230,000
Winner: DRUGS! YEAH!!!
Keyword #1 vs. Keyword #2
Keyword#1: 4,270,000
Keyword #2: 3,830,000
Winner: Keyword #1. Keyword
#2 is just so uncool.
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<marquee behavior=alternate><font color=red>God</font><font color=gray> bless</font><font color=navy> America</font></marquee>
<marquee><font color=navy>We Will Never Forget - September 11th, 2001</font></marquee>
ChickenHawk
10-05-2002, 10:45 AM
Shaved vs. Neatly Trimmed:
Shaved
1 730 000 results
Neatly Trimmed
50 000 results
Shaved wins by a landslide!
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"I have to return some videotapes..." -Patrick Bateman
Kewlkat
10-05-2002, 11:14 AM
Jennitalia v. Justjon
Jennitalia=99 results
Justjon=102 results
winner: Justjon
http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/bans/RFnetNJBytch.jpg
And the blood, oh the sweet blood...will flow LIKE WINE!
This message was edited by NJBytch on 10-5-02 @ 3:19 PM
TheMojoPin
10-05-2002, 12:13 PM
TheMojoPin: 13,700
Jesus: 13,100,000
Shit. I thought I gots it locked.
<img src=http://www.ltrooster.homestead.com/files/themojopin.jpg>
"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP
Sheeplovr
10-05-2002, 03:05 PM
Al Dukes: 52,800.
The Al Dukes Fan: 5,700.
The winner? NOBODY.
So true mojo SO SO VERY TRUE
BATTLE OF THE ERNEST FLICKS
Ernest Scared Stupid
VRS
Ernest goes to camp
Ernest Scared Stupid
5 100 results
versus Ernest goes to camp
28 300 results
The winner is: Ernest goes to camp
number 333 its the way to be
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POWER AND CHAOS
Al Dukes: 52,800.
The Al Dukes Fan: 5,700.
The winner? NOBODY.
So true mojo SO SO VERY TRUE
sheeplovr - 21
a poor, defenseless retard baby - 159
A poor, defenseless retard baby wins!
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Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Xmas!
Mxyzptlk
10-05-2002, 07:10 PM
Gary Coleman
356 000 results versus Emmanuel Lewis
86 700 results
The winner is: Gary Coleman
cartman
169 000 results versus fat albert
220 000 results
The winner is: fat albert
Wile E. Coyote
24 700 results versus Road Runner
578 000 results
The winner is:Road Runner
safe sex
1 760 000 results versus abstinence
354 000 results
The winner is: safe sex
stay on-line
3 060 000 results versus goto bed
65 800 results
The winner is:stay on-line
JerseyRich
10-05-2002, 09:49 PM
stay on-line
3 060 000 results versus goto bed
65 800 results
The winner is:stay on-line
Must fight results...
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I'd like an order of UH UH!
With a side of some UH UH!
irishkb
10-05-2002, 10:12 PM
david the gnome and papa smurf: david the gnome 156 000 results versus papa smurf 13 900 results <P>
damn say it so papa.. <P>
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<marquee>drink responsibly</marquee>
thanks to lost boys and girls
"IM"-mick0306
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