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blakjeezis
10-04-2002, 01:58 PM
I love these things, the clever little phrases to entice you inside. They change them about once a week. The best one I've seen was in the middle of the sweltering August heat.
"It's hot outside, but in here it's prayer-conditioned."
Geh geh geh.
Absolutely hilarious.

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Doogie
10-04-2002, 02:04 PM
"Religion is the business of the desperate..."

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10-04-2002, 02:05 PM
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furie
10-04-2002, 02:07 PM
the most powerful position is on your knees.
'nuff said
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BrianTheBailBondsman
10-04-2002, 02:10 PM
CH_RCH.. the only thing missing is "U"

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-04-2002, 02:36 PM
'nuff said



My credo exactly.

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Gvac
10-04-2002, 02:46 PM
"Forbidden fruits create bad jams."

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Captain Rooster
10-04-2002, 02:52 PM
"Keep your hands to yourself...we'll try too;)"

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Katylina
10-04-2002, 03:04 PM
"Your Mom's Box"

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TooCute
10-04-2002, 04:26 PM
"Guaranteed Heaven"


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Contra
10-04-2002, 05:21 PM
"Warm out? It's the HOT BREATH OF THE DEVIL! Come inside and feel the cool breeze of the Lord"

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10-04-2002, 06:09 PM
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10-06-2002, 02:12 AM
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Zipgun
10-06-2002, 07:34 AM
"Come for the damnation, stay for the pie"

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angrymissy
10-06-2002, 07:55 AM
i saw one that said

if you think its hot here...

prayer service 7pm

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Drudge Jr.
10-06-2002, 08:33 AM
how about those
"went up to fix up dad's place for a little bit, be back soon
love,
jesus"
shirts, they crack me up.

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Ryan the Great
10-06-2002, 03:07 PM
this is the funniest t-shirt ive seen so far
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a112

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peace-love-unity,
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