Tom Leykis Slogans

[Captain Rooster]

Post 'em here

Tom Leykis:

"Couldn't get laid in a whore house with a fist full of twenties? Call my show and bash those women you'll never get."

"Come Listen to the Rejected, Half-Retarded, Auctioneer"



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[TheGameHHH]

"I suck balls! Come listen to me!"

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[SatCam]

"I [pretend to] know everything about getting laid!"

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[TheMojoPin]

"Think Hitler was too PC? Then pucker up for a little Leykis, baby!"

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

[whale_JUNK]

"what else are you going to listen to, mike and the mad dog?"

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Thank You Angel Amy

[Megadeth]

A Leykis fan????

Actually, I would rather listen to AM radio
If I'm gonnna listen to talk radio at least I'll stay informed instead of listening to complete garbage

[Coco]

"Get expert advice on how to have relationships with women from a 4 time divorced man."




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We can't change our past, but we can change the way we look at it - into something more positive

[Hawiian shirt craig]

"women are meat pockets,
who should be barefoot
and pregnant. not to
mention cook. cooking is
key. the abslute best is this
great concept i came up
with... do something
ambiguous with you car,
put a sign on, turn ur lights
on and women will flash
you! totally original!!!"

that cum bucket.


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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San Diego Chargers 4-0

[NewYorkDragons80]

"Fuck any woman that moves, but don't fuck any woman because all women want is money."

"In war there is no substitute for victory."
-General Douglas MacArthur

"If gold should rust, what will iron do?"
-Geoffrey Chaucer

"Worship him, I beg you, in a way that is worthy of thinking beings.
-Romans 12:1

[TheMojoPin]

"COOOOOOBRAAAAA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LAAAAAA!!!"

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

Fuck that arogant peice of atomic fall-out infected peice of shit!

A Real Friend Wouldn't Bail You Out of Jail... His Ass Would Be in There WITH you!

[Tall_James]

"They must ALL be lesbians because not one of them returned my phone call - The Tom Leykis Show"

Seriously, I listen to ESPN Radio on AM 1050 during the afternoon. Mike and the Mad Dog are two self-important, self-righteous, pieces of shit.

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Another Sheeplovr Masterpiece

[tomhitch]

"I make feminazi paranoia seem reasonable: Tom Likasss"

[pinkyfloyd]

"Hi, I'm Tom Leykis. 50 percent of my show consists of me shouting down women, the other 50 percent is me pausing between sentences."

"Sure, radio had a simple dignity. But people wanted to see the grieving families. And, as usual, technology refused to be dignity's bitch."
---'The Daily Show' on the advent of television

Oh, by the way, which one's pinky?

[irishkb]

hi my name is tom and my favorite word is moron.. which is funny cause i am one....

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thanks to lost boys and girls


"IM"-mick0306

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

hi my name is tom and my favorite word is moron.. which is funny cause i am one....

A BIG ONE.. and oh yea, I stole all my ideas from Ron & Fez or O&A

A Real Friend Wouldn't Bail You Out of Jail... His Ass Would Be in There WITH you!

[TheMojoPin]

I stole all my ideas from Ron & Fez or O&A

If that were true, wouldn't we hate both shows?

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP

[Contra]

"Hi there.....my name is Tom.....and i talk like.....Captain Kirk....."

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Batosai The Manslayer

[Arienette]

"i couldn't be any less entertaining if i tried - the tom leykis show"

i hate 2-7 :(

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if i sold my soul for a bag of gold to you
which one of us would be the foolish one?

[BrianTheBailBondsman]

If that were true, wouldn't we hate both shows?

Ahhhhhh. No! Tomass if a fuck wadd

A Real Friend Wouldn't Bail You Out of Jail... His Ass Would Be in There WITH you!

[Rev]

"Shut of the radio if you dont ::click!::".

xoxoxo,
Rev
-Into Darkness
http://www.intodarkness.com

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[CovDiesel]

"You're a slut!"
"You're not a man!"
"I suck big hairy negro testicles!"

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[Michael Fury]

Where there's shit, there's Leykiss.

We got midgets.

Trotting out pitiful punchlines since before Black Earl was born!



See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

[Recyclerz]

Tom Leykis: Almost as entertaining as a nice case of listeria. <P>
Mike and the Mad Dog are two self-important, self-righteous, pieces of shit. <P>
True dat. I only hear Francessa when he's on Imus and I don't think the expert has ever called a sporting event correctly. <P>

If you can't laugh at the misfortunes of others, what can you laugh at?

[RandomNY]

I would like to know how Francesa, who has the face for radio can be an expert on sports when he weighs about 400 pounds.. I don't think he knows what a treadmill is.


I listen to much less WNEW than I used to!!!!

[bboxer]

"I hate women so much that I am bordering gay."

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