I was born in 1977, the third of three triplets. because my parents were poor they could only keep one of us; so they threw our names in a hat, mine was picked, so I was kept. My 2 "Poo" brothers were sent to two different homes. As far as I know they are both alive and well. One of my brothers (Bryan Poo) went to India to become a doctor; last I heard he was smoking a lot of weed and practicing giving pap-smears to Indian women. My other brother (Kevin Poo) is on his way to making his first Adult Film called "In Poo Deep" where he plays witness to a deviant sex crime, and gets all mixed up with some bad ass porn stars.
My whole life I have only wanted one thing, and that was to become a priest. Right after High School I began to follow my religious path and was only one week away from becoming Father Poo. then I met sister Kathy. I had never felt this way about a woman before. she was everything to me. she was smart, funny, and sexy. there was something about a 70 year old woman in a nun's outfit that just did it for me. So one night I strayed off the righteous path and gave her a night of holy passion. Right away she started screaming Oh God!!! Oh God!!!! (which I thought was kind of weird), but about 10 minutes in she stopped screaming. and moving. Yes, she died in the middle. Well I finished up, and I got the hell out of there, and have never looked back.
I decided I need to do some soul searching after that, so I went to Mexico, cause the best soul searching I do comes with a bottle of Tequila. It was there I met Pepe. Pepe introduced me to the Child Labor Industry. Without tooting my own horn, I became quite the Entrepreneur. After only two years there I had over 100 twelve year olds working in 3 different sweat shops. I really did well for myself down there, it is amazing what big corporations like Nike and Reebok will pay a guy like me for some cheap labor. And these kids were more than willing to work for 25 cents an hour. Pepe and I had a nice arrangement for the employees too, any of the young girls that wanted extra money could see me anytime and the same went for Pepe and the young boys.
Well about a year ago the Local Federales raided us. Someone claimed what we were doing was "illegal", "inhuman" ,and "immoral". I wasn't going to stick around to find out, I high tailed it out of there back to NY. MY HOME.
I decided to keep a low profile for a while, I picked up a job that pays well, where I can pretend to do work all day. I started listening to Ron and Fez, logged on to this message board one day, and the rest is history.
Well, babychanel, I hope this gives you some insight into who I am. but I think the board is way more interested to know who you are, I know I am.
(Babychanel, I couldn't tell if you were serious or not by your question, so I will e-mail you something more serious.)
REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo
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This message was edited by TomPoo on 8-18-01 @ 10:07 PM