I'm Back "The Mad Producer"

[Mad Producer]

I have changed my name from Super producer to "The Mad Producer' I know I am hated but I feel that their are allot of unresolved issues.
Board members through their e-mails have convinced Ron and Fez that I am nuts. I can't even get them to meet with me. Thanks!
I will post my ideas and prove to this board that I am not nuts and hopefully you will rally for me as good as you rallied against me.

[Mad Producer]

Ron and Fez must have Al Dukes go on the singles camp trip. Maybe even send Ass man with Al or the Guy he was in the both with at Hooters. Ron and Fez could also do a special live Sunday show. Al Dukes and the winners could call in and tell stories of how its going so far, they would already have a full day and night to report about. It would be excellent radio.

[Mad Producer]

Ron and Fez because of the Cool funny ultra straight guy with his very funny gay side kick is incredible. If Ron and Fez can bring together so many different groups of people through humor then their potential audience is huge. Why does a no talent idiot Like AJ Benza have two TV shows and Ron and Fez only have a three hour radio show. Which is not long enough.

[Carter]

you're not hated you're a crazy fool

-Carter
--Big Man on Campus--
I need a sig :(

[Carter]

So far you've stated facts but havent actually proposed anything except for a sunday show, which wont happen... they're on vacation.

-Carter
--Big Man on Campus--
I need a sig :(

[Mad Producer]

Carter,
If I am allowed to post I hope to prove I am not crazy.

[Mad Producer]

I am already at all of the cool parties (I know that sounds stupid) I believe that if the Ron and Fez show is promoted to celebrities and fashion elite it could become the premier east coast hang out for interesting funny people that normally would not do radio. I could make this happen.

[The Mad sunndoggy8]

I'm mad too! Mad mad mad mad mad mad mad! I want them to bring back Mad About you! Dammit I love Paul Reiser! I'm Mad!

[Carter]

I'm completely allowing you to post, as long as you keep it clean (unlike last time) just watch what you say and present your plan clearly, then we'll all see what you want to do.

-Carter
--Big Man on Campus--
I need a sig :(

[skullcrush]

i want too hear the sassy voice of joyce dewitt.give us joyce!

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[Mad Producer]

Sun,
DUH.

[Mad Producer]

A warning to board members.
Do not open any exe. files from Ron Feury@ramlink.com. A computer virus was sent to my computer and has piggy backed out of my e-mail program. I hope it did not come from someone at this board.

[Mad Producer]

I will not be calling in So if anyone comes on as "The mad producer" it is not me !!



This message was edited by The Mad Producer on 6-26-01 @ 5:00 PM

[Mad Producer]

I am willing to go out and promote the show and get guests. But I will not do it unless Ron and Fez agree with what I want to do. Otherwise it is just a waste of time. I do not want to become a bit. And yes I realize that right now I am a bit. (A Stupid one at that)



This message was edited by The Mad Producer on 6-26-01 @ 5:04 PM

[Mad Producer]

If someone could get a Hollywood buzz going for the show then Ron and Fez with their talent and wit would really take off. I bet they would even get a TV show. If they think I am nut's then at least get some else. I have trouble listening to the show because it could be SO MUCH BETTER. I firmly believe I could help. again if not me they must get some HELP.

[Mad Producer]

The show needs to get a better writing staff. I am not trying to suck up to the board, but the talent pool and this board is awesome, some of you are funny, talent M F'ers.

[Mad Producer]

The show NEEDS someone confident aggressive and Hollywood savvy to properly promote and produce the show. Again if not me get some else. Ron and Fez you need Help. I can't let this go because every minute I listen I realize how much better the show could be.

[angrymissy]

...coughcough...
<h1>HAHAHAHAHAHA!</h1>
hehehehehheheheh
"the fashion elite"

AMB

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[Mad Producer]

Angrymissy,
Why are you so negative and mean.








This message was edited by Carter on 6-26-01 @ 11:13 PM

[DE@TH]

HEY PRODUCER,, I THINK YOU HAVE A FUTURE AS A PRODUCER, I WOULD TRY TO FIND SOME OTHER SHOW AND WORK YOUR WAY UP, YOU CANT START AT THE TOP, YOU MUST START AT THE BOTTOM AS WE ALL DO,, I THINK YOUR PRETTY FUNNY SOME TIMES,, LOL,, BUT YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHEN TO SAY WHEN,,, MAYBE TRY OVER AT LITE FM,, LOL,,,,How to use Smilies
To make a Smile

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[Mad Producer]

Death,
I am only willing to do this for the Ron and Fez show. Because I firmly beliveve in thier show and where it should be. Again I willing to do this for free. Until I prove myself to Ron and Fez. But I will not start until Ron and Fez stop making this a bit, and agree to give me a chance. I have tried to go back to being an annymous fan, but the show needs so much help, I just can't ignore the problems.

[skullcrush]

easy missy,let the nice man keep answering his own posts.

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[Mad Producer]

Skull,
I am only trying to give a clear picture of what I would like to do.

[skullcrush]

guy you gotta just lighten up a little bit and enjoy this bord for what it is...a message bord.

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[CYYYFYYY]

I am scared of the Mad
Producer Ron... I am going to
go to my happy place now.
There is no place like home.
There is no plcae like home.
There is no place like
home!!!!!!


David the Franchize
Let them eat Cake!

[Mad Producer]

Sit down you will love this one.

Visionaries are always misunderstood.

[angrymissy]

i'm mean becuase you're a doo doo head. like i told you before, cut out the arrogance ("I am already at all of the cool parties") and you wont get f'ed with.

AMB

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[Mad Producer]

AMB,
I even state in my posts that I realize some of this sounds stupid, but how else could I make my points clear. I am not trying to brag but simply state facts. So if you take something as arrogant it is not meant to be. And I apologize publicly for snapping at you.(I still dislike cats)


"Visionaries are always misunderstood"


This message was edited by The Mad Producer on 6-26-01 @ 8:43 PM

[CYYYFYYY]

I don't get invited to these
cool parties... Can someone
invite me????


David the Franchize
Let them eat Cake!

[Mad Producer]

Another Idea,
I know the whole stripper thing has been done. Here is my suggestion. Most major NY shows associate themselves with a strip club. O&A got privilege, Stern got Scores, I suggest that Ron and Fez team up with VIP it is an upscale strip club with Hot chicks. Here is what will set us apart. We will have the VIP girl of the week or Month and she would come on air, however to become the Ron and Fez VIP girl she must have a unique talent along with being hot.


"Visionaries are always misunderstood"


This message was edited by The Mad Producer on 6-26-01 @ 9:34 PM

[TomPoo]

Welcome back, we missed you. So... are you still a bit????

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

[sunndoggy8]

Perhaps even a bit...MAD?!!!!

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[TomPoo]

Maybe this thread should be titled Cruella De Bit!!!!!

Hey Ron Fury, Ya Lifes a Bit!!!!

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

[Mad Producer]

Yes I have become a Stupid Unfunny BIT. and it sucks.

"Visionaries are always misunderstood"

[vegeta]

Dear Captain insane-o,

You were, and always will be, a stupid, unfunny bit.

If you want to be accepted by Ron and Fez and the members of this board, you need to saty low key. Stop calling Ron and Fez on air and try to get your point across without shouting and screaming about what you can do.

Don't you realize that there are people taking thousands of dollars worth of classes in college to do the position you are offering to take?

Just because you have the courage and will to do something doesn't make you automatically qualified.

I would rather have Dumpy come back to the show than to ever have you on the air again.

In short, I think you'd be better off dropping cocaine stright into your eyeballs until your head explodes. Good Day, sir!

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[danked]

I do not want to become a bit. And yes I realize that right now I am a bit. (A Stupid one at that)
i disagree, that was pretty funny! hey, at least you have some purpose to the show. if you weren't so excitable, maybe you might have stood a chance...

[The Blowhard]

In this business, you have to pay your dues.
Start off in a small market, maybe a 10,000 watt station in Fresno, California.
And please Ron, switch to decaf and take your medication. Good luck.

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"My dog told me to kill you"

[Mad Producer]

Vegeta,
Your post disappoints me the most. Do you mean to tell me that people need thousands of dollars in education to be successful. It helps, but their are allot of self-made people out there. You have to have a vision,a clear plan, ability and willingness to follow through. You really seem to be a very intelligent, funny person. I would think that a person like you would understand me a little better. And yes I am aggressive and forward, you have to be to succeed in this world. However I am very polite and friendly . And finally I do not take any drugs, I don't even drink coffee. Scary thought isn't it.




"Visionaries are always misunderstood"

[danked]

madproducer,
in regards to vegeta's post, there's people who go to school for broadcasting and have the credentials to back up their talk. you don't even talk, you yell, thinking you should get the gig cause you're the most devoted of the bunch. case you haven't noticed, ron and fez is a pretty interactive show and the listeners contribute a huge amount to the show as well. what makes you anymore deserving then them? all you've done so far is made promises, yet you have contributed nothing...

[Sarutama]

Mad Producer Ron, I've got a question. Please explain how exactly you would get these Holywood celebrities and fashion elite to come on the R&F show? Other than just asking how their spouse is doing. I mean thats obviously a foolproof plan. But what if they are not married? Whats plan B?

Sarutama



"What?! Huh?! What will come out no more?!"

[Mad Producer]

Heckler,
I already run a successful business, I do not want to break into the radio business. I have been listening to Ron and Fez and I thought I could help the show. Somewhere along the line my kick in the door attitude has become misunderstood as a hyper nut job.


"Visionaries are always misunderstood"

[angrymissy]

what do you do for a living mr. mad producer?

AMB

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[JustJon]

Mad Producer,

Carter says he's letting you post as long as you keep it nice. I'm adding no spamming to this. responding to yourself 10-20 times before anyone else like this again and you won't be posting long term.

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[ScottBaio]

Dear Ron the wifebeating producer,

Ron and Fez didn't convince anyone that you were nuts, YOU DID.

Don't expect anyone to rally for you after you've dragged the show to a halt five or six times and called Ron & Fez retards and failures.

You don't need thousands of dollars of education to realize that "allot" is spelled "a lot", or to realize that a live Sunday show is a stupid waste of time.

The reason a Sunday rerun works so well is because most of that audience is either hearing it for the first time or real fans who want a chance to catch the good stuff again.

Did it ever occur to you that Ron & Fez are on the radio because they want to be on the radio? If they wanted to be on TV I'd step up and produce a series for them, but that's just not their bag. Just turn off your radio and have fun at all the cool parties, Mr. Hollywood Savvy.

Did you actually post this?!?
I even state in my posts that I realize some of this sounds stupid, but how else could I make my points clear

How about.. hmm.. NOT posting stuff that sounds stupid? Check out the preview button once in a while. Then check out what happens when you climb into a bathtub to make some toast.

I'm savvy.


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[skullcrush]

the mad producer is a bit-nutty for oscar-gee gee gee

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[sunndoggy8]

Personally I just wonder about that Mad Sunndoggy character...he seems really mad!

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[Pootertoot]

Welcome back, Mr. Feury...do you still love me? Because you had me at "Hello"...

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[Mad Producer]

P,
Are we feeling insecure, Yes I still think you are funny and witty. I don,t know about love, That is a strong word.

"Visionaries are always misunderstood"

[DE@TH]

WELL ILL TELL YOU WHAT, I GIVE YOU CREDIT YOU DONT GIVE UP AND I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE SOME GOOD IDEAS, BUT YOU SHOULD OF TOOK THERE OFFER TO GO ON THE SHOW IN A STRAIGHT JACKET, THEN YOU WOULD OF GOT YOUR FOOT IN THE DOOR, FROM THERE YOU COULD OF HANDED THEM SOME NOTES ON WHAT YOU WANT TO DO TO HELP THEM,, AND IT WOULD OF BEEN DAM FUNNY TO HERE YOU ON THE SHOW WEARING A STRAIGHT JACKET,,,LOL,, I KNOW YOU DONT WANT TO BE MADE FUN OF BUT TAKE IT WHERE YOU CAN GET IT,,, THAT SEEMS THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL GET CLOSE TO THEM TO GIVE THEM YOUR IDEAS,, AND I THINK THE ONLY REASON THEY HIRED AL IS TO MAKE FUN OF HIM,, THEY DIDENT DO IT FOR HIS TALENT,,LOL,, LATER,,

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[Mad Producer]

Death,
I agree with you 100 %

AMB,
Since you asked I own two Import/Export companies.

This message was edited by The Mad Producer on 6-27-01 @ 10:39 PM