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JerseyRich
10-10-2002, 01:45 PM
Bass Player, Guitarist and Keyboard player looking for the following:
Drummer with no desire to have man-meat in his mouth and a reasonable hairstyle.

A Singer from this half of the hemisphere with a wide range of vocal skills and a dazzling personality. Guitar a plus.

Ready to Gig...and must have own transportation.

Get in touch with Gvac or me.

Rock on.:)


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This message was edited by JerseyRich on 10-10-02 @ 5:46 PM
armymad
10-10-2002, 01:46 PM
i see this topice starting a war or words

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ToddEVF
10-10-2002, 01:46 PM
sounds like there is going to be a new RonFez.Net Band.

I wish you guys luck, when you find the needed people I will definately go to one of your shows and support

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Tenbatsuzen
10-10-2002, 03:02 PM
Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth, and taste...

Hire me. I'm so self-destructive we'll be on "Behind the Music" in 8 months.



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fiestygal
10-10-2002, 03:11 PM
well...i can sing...its been a while though..and im a girl..DOES THAT MATTER?..no GEE-tar though :(

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Lisa Croft
10-10-2002, 03:33 PM
Guitarist here, willing to start doing heavy narcotics to fit the "rock and roll image". I can promise with all certainty that I will never try to suck your d's.

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Hawiian shirt craig
10-10-2002, 03:45 PM
can i be a roadie? i eat fried
chicken well, and can pick
the hottest girls out of the
audience.

plus i am a killer bartender.
i took one of those corses...
well the first week LOL then
i got a refund.


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Tenbatsuzen
10-10-2002, 04:12 PM
I vote Lisa. White Zombie had a chick in their band, and she rocked. So did the Smashing Pumpkins.



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ADF
10-10-2002, 04:43 PM
I've been told that I have a sexy voice when I'm sick. Just keep putting various bacteria in my beer and you're golden. I am also willing to learn to play the kazoo.

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TheMojoPin
10-10-2002, 06:27 PM
I'm a bass player.

LET THERE BE WAR.

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blakjeezis
10-10-2002, 06:30 PM
I can sing a little but enough to front a band, I tried to learn the guitar but my fingers are too fat, so I'll offer this. When the band is in tatters because of ego, jealousy, and various substance abuse problems, I'll be there. The spiritual guru, I'll bring you all back together for one last reunion tour for my usual 10%, of course.

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Green Lantern
10-10-2002, 06:34 PM
How about Ron's door lady Butter?

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JerseyRich
10-10-2002, 06:57 PM
I'm a bass player.

LET THERE BE WAR.



It's ok...I'll just steal your girlfriend and get her addicted to smack...
That's the way it works? Isn't it?


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I'd like an order of UH UH!
With a side of some UH UH!
Gvac
10-10-2002, 07:31 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, I proudly present the new lead singer of the RonFez.Net band!

http://www.canoe.ca/RigbyImages/jul103.jpg

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Thanks, PanterA!
JerseyRich
10-10-2002, 07:44 PM
As funny as that pic is Gvac...I think I have found our real replacement.
<img src=http://www.stanford.edu/~uri2003/guitar.jpg>

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I'd like an order of UH UH!
With a side of some UH UH!
Gvac
10-10-2002, 08:02 PM
Oh my God! It's Pat!

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Thanks, PanterA!
The Blowhard
10-10-2002, 08:21 PM
Let's see:
You have a guitarist who's delusional, he thinks he's Keith Richards(minus the heroin)
The other guitarist and lead vocalist may be deported, he sounds like Donovan.
The Bass Player has mental problems, he has a crush on Billy Staples.
The Keyboardist is from Krypton.
The Drummer has personalized sticks, wears Spandex and has had so much sex he'll probably come down with Ebola anyday now.
I see great things ahead. I am offering my services as Manager, Booker and Fluffer.
I'll only ask for 75%.
Let me know, I have to return Ron Delsener's call ASAP!


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WintersEmbers
10-10-2002, 08:26 PM
i ooze personality, and ive been told im the next steve perry which means im gonna take this band places then go crazy, take all the credit, quit the band and tell you to never use the band name again, and ill be right about everything because i am Steve Perry 2.0 KNEEL BEFORE PERRY!...whoa. got carried, think its time for my medicine

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BigKing
10-10-2002, 08:30 PM
Im a drummer of over 15 years. My band even entered the Rock and Ribs thing.

check this: www.RocketCityRiot.com

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JerseyRich
10-10-2002, 08:37 PM
One more thing...
You have to be from the NY/NJ/Conn. area.

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I'd like an order of UH UH!
With a side of some UH UH!
TheMojoPin
10-10-2002, 08:43 PM
It's ok...I'll just steal your girlfriend and get her addicted to smack...
That's the way it works? Isn't it?

Dirty pool, old man, DIRTY POOL...

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fatty
10-11-2002, 05:37 AM
As funny as that pic is Gvac...I think I have found our real replacement


you're not suppossed to post my picture with me saying it's okay rich, watch it or you'll get banned.

and hey i might not be straight or have personality but...
wait, what was the other thing you were looking for?

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A.J.
10-11-2002, 05:43 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen, I proudly present the new lead singer of the RonFez.Net band!


He was formerly with the Village People.

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Sheeplovr
10-11-2002, 07:31 AM
IF you need a Rape Whistle PLayer im there

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angrymissy
10-11-2002, 07:56 AM
I play guitar. I sing. I wouldn't call my personality "dazzling'.

If you guys are seriously looking, let me know. I've been looking for a new band for a while.


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Deathstroke
10-11-2002, 08:09 AM
Perrynoid has heard the call. Perrynoid is interested..he loves piss drugs and rock and roll

LOL...no im not him...

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This message was edited by Deathstroke on 10-11-02 @ 12:16 PM
Death Metal Moe
10-11-2002, 08:56 AM
I drum. Wish I was free.

Actually, I'm very happy in Unhallowed, so no I don't.

But I wish you luck. And what did I miss this morning or yesterday with Mikey D? Or is this a little joke?

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TheMojoPin
10-11-2002, 10:18 AM
Anyone in the DC area looking to start our own version of the R&F.net band?

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SRFSTARVD
10-11-2002, 10:22 AM
I can sing. just nto sure what type of singer you are looking for. I can carry a tune better than alot of singers I have heard. I make women wet with my voice. ok maybe not. And I can play a bit of guitar. I get better with practice also.

I know the pieces fit cause watch them fall away no fault none to blame doesnt mean I dont desire to point the finger blame the other watch the temple topple over... IM
SRFSTARVD
JerseyRich
10-11-2002, 01:01 PM
Or is this a little joke?

Shhhh.


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I'd like an order of UH UH!
With a side of some UH UH!
Hosp
10-11-2002, 02:15 PM
I play the triangle and I still have the uniform. But I could switch it up and try the cowbell.

So are we going to be doing parades or half time shows?

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grlNIN
10-11-2002, 08:13 PM
I guess Mikey D is out of the question????

ba-dum-dum

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captainbemo
10-13-2002, 12:03 AM
Drummer with no desire to have man-meat in his mouth and a reasonable hairstyle.


the first part i understand completely, but why someone with no desire for a reasonable hiarstyle?

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PanterA
10-13-2002, 07:11 AM
My dream job would be being the guy that goes on stage with the lead rap star and jumps around, slaps five, and occasionally yells "YEAH!!" or "GET UP!!"

So if you guys want to change to a rap band then I'm SOOOO in!!

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TheMojoPin
10-13-2002, 07:56 AM
So if you guys want to change to a rap band then I'm SOOOO in!!

Can I be the guy that walks around holding a towel while I just parrot the last few words of whatever the MC says?

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Hawiian shirt craig
10-13-2002, 08:19 AM
well i am a classically
trained bass player (stand
up, not electric) and i can
play more or less ever
ACDC, metallica, uncle
kracker and beatles song.

so if u guys want to kill
jersey rich, go jazz or
classical or just want a
second bvass palyer (ITS
BEEN DONE) lemme know.


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Death Metal Moe
10-13-2002, 09:47 AM
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My dream job would be being the guy that goes on stage with the lead rap star and jumps around, slaps five, and occasionally yells "YEAH!!" or "GET UP!!"


MC Bobby P! In Da place ta BE!

HELLZ YEA, FOOL!

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JerseyRich
10-13-2002, 09:07 PM
MC Bobby P! In Da place ta BE!

HELLZ YEA, FOOL!



Aww Yeah!
uh huh!
Get up mutha fuckas!

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I'd like an order of UH UH!
With a side of some UH UH!
PanterA
10-13-2002, 09:10 PM
aawwwwww yeaaaa!!!

Jump back motha fucka!!

what! what! what! what! what!

yeeaa!! show your love!

uh! uh!

I'm a fly killa! gettin' illa then magilla da mother fuckin gorilla!

yeeeeahhh booooyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeee!!!!

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JustJon
10-14-2002, 07:30 AM
Can I be one of the posse guys who wanders in the background and does nothing?

"What's your job?"
"To stand over there"
--From the MC Hammer Behind the Music

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TheMojoPin
10-14-2002, 08:10 AM
Can I be the producer that just stands around and bobs his head in all the videos?

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JerseyRich
10-15-2002, 08:02 AM
Perhaps we should forget this thread...and just go to the other thread and GIVE US A NAME!

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This message was edited by JerseyRich on 10-15-02 @ 12:05 PM
TheMojoPin
10-15-2002, 08:07 AM
Pisspot and the Mugglewumps.

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
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LatterYearsJimMorrison
10-15-2002, 08:09 AM
I am straight and a singer with personality. Except i have no transportation. I could be your 5 foot 10 version of Joe C

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The Blowhard
10-15-2002, 08:19 PM
So if you guys want to change to a rap band then I'm SOOOO in!!



How is it possible that a head banging Pantera fan wants to act like a rapper?
What's next, an Afro and gold teeth? Bang your head, okay?

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ChildofFez
10-16-2002, 06:42 AM
I'm a drummer and I wouldn't mind playing with you guys...but i would mind the part about the man meat..but i guess I could take one for the team...i mean...I'll get those murderous trolls...so yeah if your interested in a drummer at all I'm your guy.

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Sheeplovr
10-16-2002, 10:09 AM
Come on no one wants a rape wistle player int he band??

i got mad skills on my rape whistle

oh and Soon to eb a spoon player once i get ym musical spoons

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This message was edited by Sheeplovr on 10-16-02 @ 2:12 PM