Cheap, Non-Scary, Funny Horror Movies

[cozmokramer]

They were usually made in the late 80's early 90's. They were the no name movies that you usually only find on VHS that are F'n HALRIOUS! Which is your favorite? Mine has to be "Silent Night , Deadly Night" about a young boy who sees his dad killed and him mom raped by a guy dressed up as Santa that scares him for the rest of his life which causes him to dress up as Santa Clause and go around killing everyone. God those things are funny.

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[ToddEVF]

The Evil Dead Trilogy
Those were the best. Bruce Campbell is the man.

Great Actor + Low Budget + Horror Film + Icredibly Fast Moving Camera = Funny Ass Horror Film

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[TheMojoPin]

Sure, the last two films in the "Evil Dead" are hilarious, but come on, the first one is straight-up horror. For me, it still stands as one of the scariest, nastiest, yet quality horror flick that I've ever seen.

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[blakjeezis]

LUNCH MEAT
'Nuff said.

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[fluffernutter]

Evil Dead is just obvious so I won't mention, wait....hmmm.

I would have to say, two of my all time favorite, Re-Animator and Bad Taste. In Bad taste when all the aliens vomit into the bowl and it is all green and chunky and yummy, they pass the bowl back around the table so everyone can have some.

A nice big dollup of creamy, thick, juicy, rich, steaming vomit. Get a good one!

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[fnkymnky500]

If Chins could Kill... (Bruce Campnell's book) what a funny phrase to sum up such an amazing man. Evil dead is the greatest thing to ever happen to horror. Now look at Mr. Spiderman director and his multi million dollars

[jamesdiggy]

More love for Bruce Campbell- Hail to the King, baby!

Dead/Alive is a very funny zombie flick.

Abracadabra, Peanut Butter Sandwiches!

[ToddEVF]

I would have to say, two of my all time favorite, Re-Animator


Classic film. . . Any Troma Horror film is great too. . . Like KILLER CONDOM!

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[Sheeplovr]

MY video store was selligna ll ther old Tapes for liek a buck eatch so my freidns bought liek a butt laod but i dint have enough to buy alot

but I have a gold one caleld CHOPPING MALL

killer robots in a mall after dark whena bunch of teens come back to the mall for some hanky panky action


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[Rev]

CEMETARY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

just as fun to watch as Evil Dead or Re-animator, but less known.

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[LatinSpiceXoX]

'Jeepers Creepers'

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[TheMojoPin]

"Ginger Snaps". Or any of the "Ghoulies" movies.

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[ChrisTheCop]

Not a horror movie per se, but a funny sci fi "EAT AND RUN" starring Ron Silver. It's about a big ugly alien who eats people and the detective who tries to catch him, only to find the alien's dating his girlfriend! Intentionally funny, so i doubt it belongs in this thread..but hey I'm a superposter now. I'll do what i want.

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[jafter]

return of the living dead, People living under the stairs. Very funny not scary.

We want Ron and Fez live in DC.

[SuperClerk]

Class of Nuke Em' High, Dead Alive (classic), The first few friday the 13ths, sleepaway camp, any troma movie,

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[Drudge Jr.]

MANOS THE HANDS OF FATE!!

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[SuperClerk]

MANOS!!!!! The master will be pleased. Torgo rules!!!!

I just watched Scanners and Basket Case. I forgot how horrible they both were.

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[Zipgun]

"I spit on your corpse" from 1974. It even had 70's porn queen Georgina Spelvin in it. There was even a movie made last year called "I spit on your corpse, I piss on your grave", but I don't know if it was a sequel.

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[cozmokramer]

I just finished "The Ice Cream Man" with Ron Howard's brother , gawd thats awful!

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[TheMojoPin]

"I Spit On Your Grave". There was no sequel.

Best part, guy gets his wanged chopped off as he's being "serviced"...greatest line in my movie history..."Oh, BABY, that feels so good it HURTS..."

Other than that, it's the worst movie ever made and totally despicable.

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[A.J.]

I remember I laughed my ass off watching The Toxic Avenger.

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[ChickenHawk]

Blackula
Frogs
Lep In The Hood


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[cozmokramer]

I can't even classify Lep in the Hood as a scary movi it was so f'n halarious!

"LEP IN THE HOOD CAME TO DO NO GOOD! LEP IN THE HOOD CAME TO DO NO GOOD! IM SO BAD...IM GOOD!"

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