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The Blowhard
10-13-2002, 08:17 PM
Woman accused of circumcising sleeping boyfriend with scissors

A woman is accused of circumcising her sleeping ex-boyfriend with a pair of scissors in revenge for being dumped.

Chan Lai-ching, 46, cut Lai Kwok-fai's foreskin away with the scissors after he told her in bed their seven-year relationship was over, the South China Morning Post reported.

It's believed Mr Lai woke screaming after the attack and was rushed to hospital where he needed 11 stitches.

The paper reports it took him two weeks to recover.

Chan is on trial before Hong Kong's District Court where she denies one charge of wounding with intent.





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Hybrid
10-13-2002, 08:24 PM
he now has a respectable 1 1/4 inches.

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ChrisTheCop
10-13-2002, 08:32 PM
This cock still alive!!!

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LatinSpiceXoX
10-13-2002, 08:34 PM
he now has a respectable 1 1/4 inches
What did she cut off?.. 3inches?

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FUNKMAN
10-13-2002, 08:35 PM
man! this guy is a sound sleeper...

reminds me of that Russian doctor... Dr. Kutchyakokoff
:)

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A.J.
10-14-2002, 04:11 AM
How do you say "Mazeltov" in Cantonese?

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Jackie Sloan
10-14-2002, 05:02 AM
CHOP!! CHOP!! I Hear that's a delicacy in some asian cultures!

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TheMojoPin
10-14-2002, 08:13 AM
"Ancient Chinese secret..."

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EQ
10-14-2002, 08:42 AM
I Hear that's a delicacy in some asian cultures!



Only if it's served with with " Cream of Sum Yung Gy ".


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Heather 8
10-14-2002, 09:13 AM
...so, what's the crazy part? ;-) <P>

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TheMojoPin
10-14-2002, 10:39 AM
"What? No way! Get outta here! You don't say! I can't believe it! That bitch is crazy!"

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fiestygal
10-14-2002, 10:42 AM
AHAHAHAHA...sucks to be you dude!!!

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Michael Fury
10-14-2002, 10:42 AM
That's what he gets for hoggin' the remote control.





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Rev
10-14-2002, 10:46 AM
I wonder if he dumped her by saying....
"You go now!...You be here 7 years!"

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JustJon
10-14-2002, 11:12 AM
From The "All Women Are Crazy" Files
Where the hell are we going to find a place big enough to store all those files?

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Jennitalia
10-14-2002, 11:40 AM
shut up jon, I know where you live, and you KNOW I'm crazy!

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Contra
10-14-2002, 11:46 AM
now THATS a souvenir!

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TheKnicks23
10-14-2002, 11:48 AM
That's F'n sick, I can't even start to think how much that hurt.

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ChrisTheCop
10-14-2002, 12:52 PM
so, what's the crazy part?




(note to self): Dont sleep with anyone named Peachy.

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TheMojoPin
10-14-2002, 02:34 PM
Chris, that's the best sig pic EVER.

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