What the hell is in an "official" Brass Monkey?

[TheMojoPin]

Alright, I thought I was drinking these things all the time in high school...cheap vodka with cheap beer and a little orange juice...but then I've heard variations with different or no juice, no beer, or gin and/or rum...what gives?

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[DreamWeaver]

I'm pretty sure it rum, vodka and orange juice. It tastes Def when you pour it on ice...

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This message was edited by DreamWeaver on 10-15-02 @ 8:38 AM

[TheMojoPin]

See what I'm talking about? Two totally different drinks, but both are assumed to be "Brass Monkeys"...

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[Sheeplovr]

Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey
Brass Monkey - junkie
That funky Monkey

Got this dance that's more than real
Drink Brass Monkey - here's how you feel
Put your left leg down - your right leg up
Tilt your head back - let's finish the cup
M.C.A. with the bottle - D. rocks the can
Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan
We're offered Moet - we don't mind Chivas
Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us
Adrock drinks three - Mike D. is D.
Double R. foots the bill most definitely
I drink Brass Monkey and I rock well
I got a Castle in Brooklyn - that's where I dwell

Cause I drink it anytime - and anyplace
When it's time to get ill - I pour it on my face
Monkey tastes Def when you pour it on ice
Come on y'all it's time to get nice
Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky
Me and the crew - we're drinking Brass Monkey
This girl walked by - she gave me the eye
I reached in the locker - grabbed the Spanish Fly
I put it with the Monkey - mixed it in the cup
Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?"
I offered her a sip - the girl she gave me lip
It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip


Step up to the bar - put the girl down
She takes a big gulp and slaps it around
Take a sip - you can do it - you get right to it
We had a case in the place and we went right through it
You got a dry Martini - thinking you're cool
I'll take your place at the bar - I smack you off your stool
I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp
And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp
Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin'
Def, def - girls, girls - all y'all jockin'
The song and dance keeping you in a trance
If you don't buy my record I got my advance
I drink it - I think it - I see it - I be it
I love Brass Monkey but I won't give D. it
We got the bottle - you got the cup
Come on everybody let's get ffffff



FIN

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[wilee]

Hmm... Only three replys until the Beastie Boys appeared. You're slipping, guys.

From what I've heard,

1 part Rum
1 part Vodka
6-8 parts OJ

Shake well.

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[DreamWeaver]

Hmm... Only three replys until the Beastie Boys appeared. You're slipping, guys
Ahem....It tastes Def when you pour it on ice???

I don't generally say "def"

I knew I shoulda added...Come on yall its time to get nice


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[El Mudo]

6-8 parts OJ


and three parts nicole SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYAAAAHHH!

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[Lisa Croft]

If you don't buy my record I got my advance If you don't buy my record, I got my EGGMAN. Okay, irrelevant, but it was bothering me.

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[TheMojoPin]

"The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter/I did it like this/I did it like that/I did it with the whiffle-ball bat..."

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[HordeKing1]

An official "Brass Monkey" was the prequel to the much better selling Sea Monkey.

Although the Sea Monkeys were merely brine shrimp, they tended to rust much slower than the Brass Monkeys.

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[Patches]

If you go to cheap ghetto liquor stores you can buy brass monkey by the bottle. Shit if I know what's in it, though.

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[Michael Fury]

I had a run in with some Brass Monkey back in the college days. Not a disapointment. Vodka, rum, O.J. and ice.

Put your left leg down - your right leg up
Tilt your head back - let's finish the cup




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[TheMojoPin]

Although the Sea Monkeys were merely brine shrimp, they tended to rust much slower than the Brass Monkeys

A-goo-goo-GEH. A-goo-goo-GEH.

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[TheMojoPin]

So I guess I was just having the ultra-ghetto Brass Monkey.

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[Sheeplovr]

"The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter/I did it like this/I did it like that/I did it with the whiffle-ball bat..."



Paul Revere needs its own thread beastie boys need there own thread

if anyone remebers this is the second time i have posted beastie boys lyrics can anyone name the first time

hint it was when the ladies room first started

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