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LatinSpiceXoX
10-14-2002, 06:13 PM
A few years ago, around this time, a friend and I got drunk and watched 'Shawshank Redemption' and couldn't get over the title.
We figured 'SHANK' sounded like another word for SEX or FUCKING. We then proceeded to replace a word w/ 'SHANK' on several movie titles to sound PORNish.
Silly as it sounds, it was pretty hysterical and we ended up breaking night & giggling.
Til this day we update the list and I thought I'd share our latest addition:
'One Hour Shank'
'My Big Fat Greek Shank'
'Shank by the seas'
'Minority Shank'
(just to name a few)...
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TheKnicks23
10-14-2002, 06:41 PM
Ever seen HBO's "Sharktank Redemtion"? Its pretty funny. But the best is "Da Sixth Sense".
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TheMojoPin
10-14-2002, 11:00 PM
In prison lingo, "shank" means you're getting stabbed. In the south, "shanked" means someone yanked your pants down. I'm all kinds of confused now.
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Ants In My Pants
10-15-2002, 09:09 AM
In prison lingo, "shank" means you're getting stabbed. In the south, "shanked" means someone yanked your pants down. I'm all kinds of confused now.
So if you're in prison in the south, I wouldn't want to be you.
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TheMojoPin
10-15-2002, 10:03 AM
So if you're in prison in the south, I wouldn't want to be you.
So they shank the fresh fish first so they can shank him, and then to hide what happened, they shank him?
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Sheeplovr
10-15-2002, 10:21 AM
Does the name HANK make you giggle to?
number 333 its the way to be
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LatinSpice, PLEASE take note of
where you post things. We have
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Michael Fury
10-15-2002, 12:59 PM
It should be stated here that a slice is never a shank in golf.
Medically speaking, "the shanks" are when you nail the ball off the tee with the heel of the club over & over & over again.
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
LatinSpiceXoX
11-13-2002, 03:18 PM
8-Shank
Punch Drunk Shank
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