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JerseyRich
10-14-2002, 06:51 PM
I have noticed that there are atleast a handful of posters now that are English. I also have noticed callers with English accents.
So. I am announcing the UNITED FRONT OF BRITISH POSTERS!
We will accept you if you are half and half...
Dues are not necessary.
Just post here and join in the merryment!

We can talk British stuff and drink tea and talk about Queenie.

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I'd like an order of UH UH!
With a side of some UH UH!

Pootertoot
10-14-2002, 07:09 PM
Never before has there been a group of men so comfortable in women's clothing.

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blakjeezis
10-14-2002, 07:10 PM
Here, Here! Ah, it's good to have a place where we can share our wonderful heritage. A haven, of sorts, where we can point and laugh at the "ugly" Americans with their strange accents and practically barbaric table manners. We can gather and speak of the glory of an Empire upon which the sun never set. A period where the heights of civilization were brought to the deepest, darkest corners of the world.


"When Britain first, at Heaven's command
Arose from out the azure main;
Arose from out the azure main;
This was the charter, the charter of the land,
And guardian angels sang this strain:
Chorus
Rule Britannia! Britannia rules the waves
Britons never, never, never shall be slaves.

The nations, not so blest as thee
Must, in their turns to tyrants fall
Must, in their turns to tyrants fall
While thou shalt flourish, shalt flourish great and free
The dread and envy of them all.
(Chorus)

Still more majestic shalt thou rise
More dreadful from each foreign stroke
More dreadful from each foreign stroke
As the loud blast, the blast that tears the skies
Serves but to root thy native oak.
(Chorus)

Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame
All their attempts to bend thee down
All their attempts to bend thee down
Will but arouse, arouse thy generous flame
But work their woe, and thy renown.
(Chorus)

To thee belongs the rural reign
Thy cities shall with commerce shine
Thy ci-ties shall with commerce shine
All thine shall be, shall be the subject main
And every shore it circles thine.
(Chorus)

The Muses, still with freedom found
Shall to thy happy coast repair
Shall to thy happy coast repair
Blest isle with matchless, with matchless beauty crowned
And manly hearts to guard the fair."


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PanterA
10-14-2002, 07:12 PM
I'm 1/4 English...am I in?

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JerseyRich
10-14-2002, 07:16 PM
Quick...Which band is better...Radiohead...or U2?

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I'd like an order of UH UH!
With a side of some UH UH!

ChrisTheCop
10-14-2002, 07:16 PM
its not called 1/4 in england pantera..i think your a quid or something.

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PanterA
10-14-2002, 07:17 PM
radiohead

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JerseyRich
10-14-2002, 07:19 PM
radiohead


You're in mate...Cheers!

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I'd like an order of UH UH!
With a side of some UH UH!

PanterA
10-14-2002, 07:20 PM
NICE, poor me a cup of tea chap.

where are the english muffins damn it?

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nickeye
10-14-2002, 07:21 PM
You're in mate...Cheers!Family Ties!

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JerseyRich
10-14-2002, 07:22 PM
Tea,Toast and Jam will be served promptly at 4...
Then we go out and pummel the snot out of each other in a round of rugby!

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I'd like an order of UH UH!
With a side of some UH UH!

blakjeezis
10-14-2002, 07:24 PM
I'm starvin' for Fish 'n Chips and Mushy Peas,
a Cornish Pastie, a Pork Pie, Black Pudding, Steak and Kidney Pie, a bag of Smith's Crisps, Quavers, an Aero, anything.

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Zipgun
10-14-2002, 07:32 PM
Ok, I'm only 1/4.

Blackpool REPRESENT!


Pip pip, cheerio, Bob's your uncle and all that.


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blakjeezis
10-14-2002, 07:34 PM
Ah yes, tha anuual trip to Blackpool Lights. All the kids piled in the back of the estate, couple packets of crisps and some lemonade. Ah man, memories.

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JerseyRich
10-14-2002, 07:37 PM
Mmmmm...Fizzy Tango

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I'd like an order of UH UH!
With a side of some UH UH!

blakjeezis
10-14-2002, 07:39 PM
Ribena.

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TheMojoPin
10-14-2002, 11:06 PM
As a faithful representative of MY people, I have blown up this thread's car.

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-TMP

DroopyGirl
10-15-2002, 01:50 AM
I used to date a guy from England, does that count?

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Who'll be there when I need someone
Count on nobody and no one will let you down

gone
10-15-2002, 11:30 AM
im a quarter.. i want in tooo please!

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Michael Fury
10-15-2002, 11:36 AM
Welcome UFBP. Just keep that British beef away from me.




See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

furie
10-15-2002, 11:38 AM
I thought you guys were the popular front...

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tricia
10-15-2002, 12:00 PM
you all made me hungry. i'm having marmite on toast right now...

anyone know anything about dual citizenship?

IrishAlkey
10-15-2002, 12:24 PM
Don't forget to brush.

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shorty
10-15-2002, 12:30 PM
I'm Irish-Catholic, if I let you oppress me can I be in?

blakjeezis
10-15-2002, 01:31 PM
i'm having marmite on toast right now...
It is amazing that what is literally the most disgusting, foul substance on the face of the Earth can be made palatable by years of force feeding and indoctrination. I'm starvin'.



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<marquee>White people are so scared of blakjeezis</marquee>

shamus mcfitzy
10-15-2002, 01:46 PM
Then we go out and pummel the snot out of each other in a round of rugby!


shut up, the english are the Bengals of rugby. Go Irish Republican Army!!!! Suck it, you Ulster trash!!!!

tricia
10-15-2002, 01:53 PM
ah, shamu and i are gonna get along famously...

i'm also irish catholic thanks to my grandpa but the rest of me is english, i will now continue to oppress myself.


oh yeah, and what's so foul about yeast extract? it's lovely stuff

Gwen
10-15-2002, 02:27 PM
Well I really like britsh sacky
treats like squash, flake, clotted
cream & scones and I've even
eaten a real cornish pastie when
I was in St. Agnes. For all intents
and purposes I lived in Aggie
(the town not hte poster) for a
month, though I never fit in. I was
always the emmet. I did take a
liking to vodka & lemonade tho
and I'll only drink coke warm
now. Can I play too?


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Gvac
10-15-2002, 07:19 PM
The stench of rotting teeth and bi-weekly bathing is becoming unbearable.

Assimilate or die, you limey bastards.

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Thanks, PanterA!

fiestygal
10-15-2002, 07:23 PM
you british bastards...this is racism.....come on let a 1/2 italian gal in who gives good BJ's...( there is only one way to find out)...hehehe...jkjkjk...ok ok TOO MUCH INFO...hehe

even though im not british VIVA LA SCONES and TEA!!!

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The Blowhard
10-15-2002, 08:15 PM
WANKERS!

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JR Style!

TheMojoPin
10-15-2002, 09:12 PM
AR-SEN-ALLLLLLL!!!

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP