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Patches
10-16-2002, 07:47 AM
Ok let's say I dug a hole to China (or australia, I'm not sure what is on the exact opposite side of the globe, but it's irrelevant). Then I jump in head first (disregard my personal health for a minute).

So do I come rocketing out of the hole in China head first, defying gravity? My guess is I would get to the middle of the Earth and just stop.

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Tazz
10-16-2002, 07:54 AM
I'm sure you will stop half way, when you burst into flames.

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Patches
10-16-2002, 07:55 AM
(disregard my personal health for a minute).



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TheMojoPin
10-16-2002, 08:02 AM
The Morlocks will have their way with you before you hit the other side.

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Patches
10-16-2002, 08:03 AM
Alright, I've had just about enough of the blatant anti-Morlock sentiment running rampant on this board.

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A.J.
10-16-2002, 08:20 AM
Great sig pic Patches!

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TheMojoPin
10-16-2002, 09:24 AM
Maybe if those Morlocks stopped smoking the crack and living on welfare, we wouldn't have to say such nasty things about them!

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GaryWyze
10-16-2002, 09:28 AM
<font color=purple>{defranco}Ground people are so afraid of Morlock people.{/defranco}

Yes, you'd pass right through. The Earth is always revolving, gravity would eventually take a back seat to forward momentum.</font>

Bill From Yorktown
10-16-2002, 09:46 AM
if there were no air, you'd accelerate on the way down, and then decelerate on the way back up on the other side, so you'd come to a stop just as you popped out of the hole on the other side. Once you take air friction into account, you wouldnt make it all the way back out the other side, then fall back down, then come back up the original hole part way, then fall back over and over until you came to rest at the core. Then the Mole Men would shoot you with their ray and eat you.

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Patches
10-16-2002, 11:15 AM
No... Gravity is strongest at the center, which is why the earth is held together. So if you became part of the center, you aint going nowhere.

GO BACK TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH WHERE YOU BELONG, YA STUPID MORLOCK!

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Bill From Yorktown
10-16-2002, 11:20 AM
please tell me you're in high school and havent had physics 101 yet? gravity is 0 at the center of the earth and is max at the surface.

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Bill From Yorktown
10-16-2002, 11:24 AM
http://www.madsci.org/posts/archives/sep2001/1000138829.Es.r.html
... So, in the approximation that the Earth is spherically symmetric, it
follows from this that the gravitational force at the center of the
Earth is indeed zero.

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Patches
10-16-2002, 11:35 AM
okie.. so then my new guess is, I would jump in the hole, and fall pretty damn fast. But as gravity weakened toward the center, I would slow down, and eventually stop as I reached the center (0 gravity) and stay there.

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Bill From Yorktown
10-16-2002, 11:39 AM
I still think that your aceleration at the beginning would be enough that you'd fly past the center, then go part way up the other side, then fall back, back and forth a couple of times.

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Bill From Yorktown
10-16-2002, 11:42 AM
more clarification - lessening of the gravity would not slow you down (intertia would keep you at least going at the same speed) but the air resistance would work against you eventually slowing you down - the initial acceleration should leave you with enough speed to not be stopped in the dead center by the resistance the first time down, but after a couple of oscillations

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IrishAlkey
10-16-2002, 11:42 AM
I'm just waiting for the inspirational song written and sung by a handful of our time's most awe-inspiring pop artists that will come of your awful fall down the hole.

"We're sending our love to the core..."

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Patches
10-16-2002, 11:46 AM
Dude, there's only one way to fine out...

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IrishAlkey
10-16-2002, 11:47 AM
Patches, we're dependin' on ya', son...

Take luck!

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Bill From Yorktown
10-16-2002, 11:48 AM
got my spoon; where do you want to start?

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topless_mike
06-27-2007, 05:30 PM
honestly, if you dug a hole all the way to china, why would you jump in it? you're already there.

sailor
06-27-2007, 05:45 PM
honestly, if you dug a hole all the way to china, why would you jump in it? you're already there.

thirst for knowledge (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=60940).

Recyclerz
06-27-2007, 05:46 PM
Make a hole with a gun perpendicular
To the name of this town in a desk-top globe
Exit wound in a foreign nation
Showing the home of the one this was written for
My apartment looks upside down from there
Water spirals the wrong way out the sink
And her voice is a backwards record
It's like a whirlpool and it never ends

Ana Ng and I are getting old
And we still haven't walked in the glow of each other's majestic presence
Listen Ana hear my words
They're the ones you would think I would say if there was a me for you

et cetera, et cetera...

OneEyeJack
06-27-2007, 05:48 PM
if the hole is dug in N.J , you,ll have to pay a toll first before entering

Marc with a c
06-27-2007, 05:49 PM
one time i threw a nerf turbo all the way to china.

sailor
06-27-2007, 05:50 PM
one time i threw a nerf turbo all the way to china.

from?

MHasegawa
06-27-2007, 05:52 PM
one time i threw a nerf turbo all the way to china.

those suck, they cant hold a candle to the koosh vortex.

John Elway threw that fucker across states

SatCam
06-27-2007, 10:12 PM
from?

tibet

Mike Teacher
06-28-2007, 02:56 AM
These threads from 2002 are so much more exciting and full of energy, just plain funnier then today's threads.