I need excuses... STAT!!!!

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

My work friend left me voice mail asking if I want to go for a drink (read as-- we'll hang out, she'll miss her train, meet a guy at the bar, proceed to suck face with him, and then get mad at me when it's time to go home.)

There are 28 people logged on. Someone HAS to have a good excuse!

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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 10-16-02 @ 4:41 PM

[Patches]

Already had plans to meet your: (circle one) boyfriend/ father/ mother/ brother/ sister/ uncle/ aunt/ cousin/ friend/ grandma/ grandpa/ priest and: (circle one) eat/ hang out for birthday/ go to the gym/ shop/ have sex

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[Jennitalia]

tell her:

you're planning a night of tookie lovin' with your man

or

You have REALLY BAD cramps

or

you're short on cash this week


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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

" It's raining like hell and i don't want to be out n this "

or better yet F' No! If you want to get laid there are plenty of sexy guys on the Ron & Fez.et Board.. ( and giving props to the creators and mod's they get first Dibs)

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[Aggie]

tell her you have to stay home and make brownies and hang out with rf.net tonight...ok maybe that won't work.

You can say you got really drunk this weekend and don't want to drink (but then she could ask to do something else)

or you could pull the old "i have really bad cramps and i just want to go home and sleep"

hope you can get out of it fuzzy!

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[Earth2RON]

Just tell her you dont wanna go, she is ya friend dont be scurred of her she will get ova it when she wakes up from the hang ova!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

tell her you have to stay home and make brownies and hang out with rf.net tonight...


Actually, that's what I usually do (well, not the brownie part, so much!). She doesn't "get" the whole message board thing!

Yeah, I'm going with the cramps excuse and I just have too much shit to do at home! (It's the truth, actually!)

Or I could just kill her.

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[TheGameHHH]

Cramps, you gotta go with that, you can't lose.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[Michael Fury]

Hey, I'm sorry I can't meet up with you tonight like we planned. I just found out there's a department budget meeting scheduled for tomorrow and my dickwad boss needs numbers crunched. . . yeah, it REALLY sucks . . perhaps next week? . .. okay . .. you too .. . I will .. . bye


See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

[SRFSTARVD]

Tell her you have explosive diarrehea

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[Yerdaddy]

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[McNabbShouldDie]

You couldve just told me "No"....you didnt have to make a thread about the excuses you would give me...

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[furie]

tell her you'd love to but you were planning on sticking pennies in all of your sockets.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

you were planning on sticking pennies in all of your sockets.



I was actually planning on licking the tops of all my 9-volts.

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[my_mr_happy]

You can always say you have a friend who is really upset and needs you ASAP! Major drama personal stuff. <P>
Cramps is a great excuse! <P>

[Jennitalia]

Cramps is a great excuse!




it works every time. the one good thing about getting your period...that and knowing that it means you aren't knocked up...

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[Aggie]

it works every time. the one good thing about getting your period...that and knowing that it means you aren't knocked up...

jenn-i love you :) we need to hang out very soon

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[Bill From Yorktown]

or go for 1 drink and then get "cramps" and leave

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[my_mr_happy]

girls are lucky.. they can use that excuse.. guys don't EVER have good excuses..

[Earth2RON]

the one good thing about getting your period...that and knowing that it means you aren't knocked up
That is the only time i dont mind being around a bloody tookie cuz i know i aint gonna be a daddy!

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[TheMojoPin]

Again, diarrhea saves the day.

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[Death Metal Moe]

How about "I'd like to hang out with you but I just remembered you're a Douche Bag."

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[EffMeBoobs]

the one good thing about
getting your period...that and
knowing that it means you aren't
knocked up...



T A M P O N spells R E L I E F.

Gotta love that moment when you
get your period, the nervous
sweat goes away.

The only bad thing, no fucking for
a few days. :(


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[Ants In My Pants]

Just send her an e-mail with a link to this thread. She'll get the hint. <P>

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[angrymissy]

I always use the diareha excuse. No one wants to argues with someone who says

"I kind of really need to be by my toilet tonight, I think I ate something bad"

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[Abrasive Dean]

Tell her you are having an S+M evening and you will be tied up - literally. <P>


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[Wolf]

I have to stay home and wash my fish tonight...

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