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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-16-2002, 03:37 PM
Cat owners will appreciate this...

Ok, I was really pissy this morning. I got up late (as usual), the weather was crappy, and I just wanted to stay home. I hoisted my ass out of bed and got ready for work. I pulled on my raincoat and rainboots (gay, I know, but they're well worth the ridicule!) and threw my shoes in my knapsack.

By the time I got to the train, I was drenched and even more pissy. I get to my office and settled in. I open my bag and pulled out my shoes. There, in my shoe, was a cat toy! I couldn't help but smile!

How can you be in a bad mood after that?


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This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 10-17-02 @ 10:56 PM

SatCam
10-16-2002, 03:55 PM
How can you be in a bad mood after thatI just cant think of a way

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Bob Impact
10-16-2002, 04:00 PM
How can you be in a bad mood after that?

Find the shit in your other shoe.

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Zipgun
10-16-2002, 06:01 PM
I pulled on my raincoat and rainboots


How's it goin' Paddington?

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Claire
10-16-2002, 06:10 PM
Cat toys, and cats, should always make you smile.
Speaking of cat toys, my kitten loves straws-goes crazy for 'em. She makes me happy no matter what else is going on.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-16-2002, 06:19 PM
How's it goin' Paddington?




You'd be so lucky to hook up with a chick in a duffel coat!

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Tallguy 22
10-16-2002, 06:24 PM
just reminded me....cats are mighty tasty...

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Death Metal Moe
10-16-2002, 06:56 PM
Yea, anyway..... Cats are cool.

And yes, a cat toy would be a cute reminder of a fuzzy pal at home.

And those better be BLACK rain boots!

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-16-2002, 07:08 PM
And those better be BLACK rain boots!

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C'mon! Like you HAVE to ask???

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ADF
10-17-2002, 01:18 PM
Cat toys?

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No wonder you were smiling.

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Gvac
10-17-2002, 06:44 PM
My cat's favorite place for her toy mice seems to be in my shoes, too. Every morning I can count on finding one in my slippers, sneakers, or boots.

For weeks, I thought I had a tumor on my foot before I figured it out.

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SuperClerk
10-17-2002, 06:49 PM
That was funny, Alice. Cats rule.

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Hawiian shirt craig
10-17-2002, 06:50 PM
thats awesome fuzzy! i
smiled reading ur post! i
miss my cats :(

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Sheeplovr
10-17-2002, 06:52 PM
my cats going to die

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SoccerMom
10-18-2002, 05:48 PM
Our cat Henry used to sleep on his special pillow on my daughter's bed right next to her pillow. He was her special buddy for ten years. Last spring we found out he had cancer and after fighting like a champ the time came when we knew we had to let him go. We brought his special pillow to the vet and even she was crying when she helped him to pass peacefully. My daughter turned 13 last week and as a surprise I pulled a "Trading Spaces" on her and re-did her room while she was at school. My finishing touch was to stencil a little black kitty behind her pillow so she'd remember her buddy will always be with her. Thank you Alice for reminding me of all the funny,happy memories that made him such a special part of our family!

SoccerMom
10-18-2002, 06:15 PM
Sheeplover, I'm sorry to hear about your kitty.

Sheeplovr
10-18-2002, 08:12 PM
Sheeplover, I'm sorry to hear about your kitty.



thankyou i think thats all ill write about my poor cat
big ups to shadow

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TheMojoPin
10-18-2002, 09:16 PM
I'm sick of all this lame, commie, pinko, facist cat-loving shit. UP WITH DOGS.

WOOF.

*Snort*

Mooooooooooo...

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BrianTheBailBondsman
10-19-2002, 02:03 PM
I dont know if it's a toy . i think it's more of a game me and my black labs play .. we drive and have the cat chase the front tire and qwe go faster and faster and see if the cat can catch the front tire before the back tire gets him.. Go Dogs...Go Dogs.It's Your Birthday...

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FUNKMAN
10-19-2002, 02:07 PM
after 16 years of owning cats it seems their favorite has been a "rabbits foot", the keychain one...and a piece of string...
how about their reaction to "catnip", they get pretty intense...

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Hawiian shirt craig
10-19-2002, 02:12 PM
I'm sick of all this
lame, commie, pinko, facist
cat-loving shit. UP WITH
DOGS.


typically i'd wish some
curable but painful STD on
you.... but instead i am
going to pretend you didn't
say it.

ah hell... ADF i hope u get
cat scratch fever and then
gonoria like no one has
ever felt. may ur urine burn
as if it is the breath of satan
himself, and may your fever
cause ur nuts to blister!!!

KITTY POWER!!!!! mew.


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ADF
10-19-2002, 02:21 PM
ah hell... ADF i hope u get
cat scratch fever and then
gonoria like no one has
ever felt. may ur urine burn
as if it is the breath of satan
himself, and may your fever
cause ur nuts to blister!!!


Oops, it looks like that sigpic I made for Mojo is going to get me in a lot of trouble.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-19-2002, 04:11 PM
Otis LOVES the safety seals to Snapple bottles and mouth wash. I crack the seal and he'll come running. There's a hundred dollars worth of cat toys all around my apartment, yet he loves that!

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zathrus
10-19-2002, 04:24 PM
Alice,
i don't think that any cat lover could be in a pissy mood after finding that.
all my cat has to do is curl up next to me and start purring and it puts me in a better mood.

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SatCam
10-19-2002, 06:22 PM
Oops, it looks like that sigpic I made for Mojo is going to get me in a lot of trouble.You siad it. I thought it was you too.

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TheMojoPin
10-19-2002, 08:45 PM
ah hell... ADF i hope u get
cat scratch fever and then
gonoria like no one has
ever felt.

Er...YEAH! Down with ADF and his evil dog-loving ass!

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Hawiian shirt craig
10-19-2002, 10:25 PM
Oops, it looks like
that sigpic I made for Mojo
is going to get me in a lot of
trouble

what does that even
mean?!


FUZZYBUT~ cats are like
little kids, the box that the
toy came in beats the toy
10-1! everytime!!


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PamR&Ffan
10-19-2002, 10:44 PM
Cold hair ball between your toes when you get out of bed isn't great...but having her lean against you. being there for you when you just put away her buddy of 18 years...when she brings her toys to you to play, like she did when she was a kittie...it just breaks your heart and makes you so happy you're together <P>

ADF
10-20-2002, 02:21 PM
what does that even
mean?!


It means you attributed one of Mojo's posts to me. Scroll back up.. now hit go back one page in the thread.. are things starting to make sense now? Dimwit.

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cartman29
10-20-2002, 03:51 PM
I like attack dogs that rip off someone's ballsack