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Captain Rooster
10-17-2002, 05:52 PM
There are things would would deny doing even if it meant certain death.

Name 'em peeps!

For example, I would not kiss my father like I would kiss Baby Spice. Kill me first.



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<center>And he was talking 'fore I knew it and as he grew he'd say, "I'm gonna be like you, Dad. You know I'm gonna be like you!" </center>
Gvac
10-17-2002, 05:56 PM
Tell anybody I've become a geek who sits in front of a computer all night posting on a message board.

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Thanks, JerseyRich!
Katylina
10-17-2002, 05:57 PM
I would not date Patrice.

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A.J.
10-17-2002, 06:01 PM
I would not vote Democrat.

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SuperClerk
10-17-2002, 06:05 PM
I would not root for the Yankees or New York Rangers. or watch an episode of Star Trek.

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jamesdiggy
10-17-2002, 06:05 PM
I would not become a Eunuch.

Church would be a lot more fun if Jesus was holding a big screen TV on the Crucifix.
TheGameHHH
10-17-2002, 06:07 PM
I would rather die than become a New York Rangers fan.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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Aggie rules!!!
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thegreekchic
10-17-2002, 06:08 PM
Taking it in the back door....despite being greek

"Wheels on Fire...Rolling down the road...Best notify my next of kin...This wheel shall explode."
Arienette
10-17-2002, 06:20 PM
gouge out my eyes, oedipus style

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if i sold my soul for a bag of gold to you
which one of us would be the foolish one?
TheMojoPin
10-17-2002, 06:25 PM
Lick the back of a urinal.

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"You can tell some lies about the good times you've had/But I've kissed your mother twice and now I'm working on your dad..."
-TMP
Tall_James
10-17-2002, 06:42 PM
I would never drop acid.

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Hawiian shirt craig
10-17-2002, 06:46 PM
renounce god, b/c thats a
good way to go to hell... esp
when faced with certain
death...

def wouldn't eat my own jizz.
or any jizz for that matter.

and i wouldn't sleep with a
bear. tooo furry!


-Hawiian Shirt Craig
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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Tazz
10-17-2002, 06:47 PM
Root for the Yankees, Braves, or Cowboys.

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Thanks J.R.
I Don't Care About Anyone Else But Me - Drowning Pool
canofsoup15
10-17-2002, 06:48 PM
Never root for the braves or the rangers,never lick a bathroom floor,and never turn gay..ewww.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-17-2002, 06:48 PM
I'd never settle for complacency.

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'Cuz he's the cheese and I'm the macaroni
smiler grogan
10-17-2002, 06:49 PM
never give my dog away,
schmega
10-17-2002, 06:50 PM
i WOULD date patrice. even though i'm not gay(what?), and i'm so scared - of black people.

i'd never listen to emo.

rooster, where'd you find that wolvie pic?
Crippler
10-17-2002, 06:51 PM
I would never sip a 'd....or root for the Cowboys.


...silent, but violent.
furie
10-17-2002, 06:52 PM
tea bag a guy

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Sheeplovr
10-17-2002, 06:57 PM
woudl it be Ironic if someone said
they woudl not kill them selfs before someoen kileld them?

number 333 its the way to be
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ChrisTheCop
10-17-2002, 07:22 PM
I would not eat green eggs and ham.

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Contra
10-17-2002, 07:22 PM
would never NOT be a JETS fan, this is my curse...

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-17-2002, 07:29 PM
I would never invite my sister over for dinner.

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'Cuz he's the cheese and I'm the macaroni
LatinSpiceXoX
10-17-2002, 07:37 PM
I'll never use my voice for sex... oh wait.. scratch that..
ummm...
I'll never tell my mom I'm not a virgin.

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Yerdaddy
10-17-2002, 07:57 PM
I would never tell anyone I kiss my father like I would kiss Baby Spice.

I would never hit a person in anger unless I was sure I could get away with it.

I would never use my intestines as a human habitrail. again. too furry

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Yo bald-headed granny
Death Metal Moe
10-20-2002, 10:29 AM
I would never worship at the altar of ANY God.

You better be ready to DIE for something, OR YOU LIVE FOR FUCKING NOTHING! UH!

thank you Biohazard

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fiestygal
10-20-2002, 10:42 AM
I would not date Patrice.



hehehe....you can have him..hehe...

I would not say something adn NOT think before i said it...it was VERY UNCOMFORTABLE and EMBARASSING

I would never sip a 'd....or root for the Cowboys.

...thats not what JUSTICE says..muhahahaha (jkjkjk)

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this pic is thanx to E2R..I'll get off my SOAP BOX now!...
I am a goofball & swell to boot

This message was edited by fiestygal on 10-20-02 @ 2:46 PM
BrianTheBailBondsman
10-20-2002, 11:42 AM
And don't forget the reason we are all here.. I WOULD NEVER STOP LISTING TO RON AND FEZ!

a/k/a JOEY D' when I call the Show.
FUNKMAN
10-20-2002, 12:58 PM
i would never disrespect a MOD or ROAMING MOD...

they're good people
:)

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NurseMira
10-20-2002, 01:25 PM
I would never allow anyone to control me...

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thank you for the sig, mindtank

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cartman29
10-20-2002, 01:30 PM
I would never stop saying whatever i fell like, and never stop eatin fried chicken.
Captain Rooster
10-20-2002, 02:37 PM
Listen to Leykis !

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Tallguy 22
10-20-2002, 03:13 PM
Laugh at carrot top.

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EffMeBoobs
10-20-2002, 03:32 PM
Eat liver and lima beans!


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canofsoup15
10-20-2002, 03:33 PM
I would NEVER give uo music.

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cartman29
10-20-2002, 03:41 PM
I would never stop watching south park
fiestygal
10-20-2002, 05:27 PM
eat GRADE E but EDIBLE meat...thats what they serve at high schools...its true

hurt anyone on purpose

kill a man JUST to watch him die (in honor of HSC)

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this pic is thanx to E2R..I'll get off my SOAP BOX now!...
I am a goofball & swell to boot
Yerdaddy
10-20-2002, 06:18 PM
shove a rusty fish hook through my taint. Oh, wait. I thought this was the "Anyone else horny?" thread. Nevermind.

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Yo bald-headed granny