How people ruined ur day

[cartman29]

This one girl i know is sooooannoying.She likes me, and is too nice!

[Katylina]

Would you rather her chop off your dick?

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[cartman29]

no, that would be painful, i just cant stand that extreme niceness.

[SatCam]

Would you rather her chop off your dick?DO you mean "Would you rather her chop off <I>her</I> dick?"

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[cartman29]

I think she might have one, she looks like a man.

[fiestygal]

YOU'RE JUST PLAIN RUDE!!! whats wrong with nice gals...if she ignored you youd be calling her a BITCH...grab a hold of yourself man..CHRIST ON A PONY

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[cartman29]

I am not rude, and i dont mind niceness, some people are just too nice. And she is way too religious.

[SoccerMom]

Is she "born again"?Maybe she wants to save you. Bring you home to Jesus and all that.I think they have a quota for saving Godless heathens. Maybe she just needs one more and she wins a dashboard Jesus or something. Or maybe she's just a nice girl who thinks you're nice too.



This message was edited by SoccerMom on 10-18-02 @ 10:36 PM

[Bob Impact]

Some idiot I work with ran out of gas NEXT TO A F'N GAS STATION and asked me to come help her get gas into the container, so i put the car in neutral and rolled it the ten feet to the pump. It was all I could do to stop from strangling her with my belt.

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[cartman29]

Wow, That must be really annoying.

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[Deathstroke]

my brother used up all my talcum powder...now i dont have any thing to jerk off with...on a very tense day.

oh the horror!


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This message was edited by Deathstroke on 10-19-02 @ 9:56 AM

[cartman29]

You poor soul i wish all the luck in the world, make sure to kill ur brother!!

Cartman29....agrivated and stupid

[TheMojoPin]

Jerking off with talcum powder? Isn't that the completely ass-backwards way to do it?

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[Katylina]

I am not rude, and i dont mind niceness, some people are just too nice. And she is way too religious.

The power of Christ compels you.

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

Some people ruin my day becouse.... They are.

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[armymad]

This one girl i know is sooooannoying.She likes me, and is too nice

i say bang her then dump her then she would stop annoying you


p.s kidding here


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[cartman29]

And the lord will save you if you put a dollar in the box! Yes, the lord is saying put a dolla in the box!

Cartman29....agrivated and stupid

[Contra]

i say toy with her emotions, that'll teach her to be nice to you!

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[cartman29]

that might work

[ADF]

Where's Jeff's "no thread defiling policy" when you need it? This entire thread belongs in the virtual dumpster.

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[SatCam]

Hasnt Al Duke's head been bleedin for a few weeks now? Atleast my little "X" doesnt get old.

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[bboxer]

this really ugly girl who liked me decided as an act of "niceness" to delete half of the scheduale of my organizer, so consider yourself lucky

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[cartman29]

Play nice or don't play at all.

Enough with the fighting! If you have a problem with a fellow member, contact a mod or take it off the board!



This message was edited by Alice S. Fuzzybutt on 10-21-02 @ 7:36 PM

[shellcreatives]

First... How the fuck do you get off with talcum powder? That stuff is DRY... POWDERY... Pardon me for using caps... But it doesn't work... Baby oil might... Also Jergens... Also, if the chick is hot (which I doubt), and she's nice to you... Bang 'er... At once... Unless y'all are gay or som'at... You make pathetic people like me who can't get girls to even be nice to us look bad... Second, I had a stellar day... Absolutely perfect. Except for I was thirsty all day... People who can get off with talcum powder ruin my day though... I can't get off with a playboy mag and a tube of Hydrocortozone cream...

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[SatCam]

I use spit

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

On Friday I was stuck on a train to South Jersey in front of an obnoxious child.


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[cartman29]

U cant to night of frights either sat?:(

[cartman29]

U cant to night of frights either sat?:(

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I THINK this was for me since I got a generated e-mail.

I don't understand Hooked on Phonics.

Use your words!


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[The real Kenny Allen]

People ruin my day with double posts.

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[Michael Fury]

My boss said, "Nice work, Johnson," but my name isn't fucking Johnson.

Shit, no year-end bonus for me. My day was ruined! But I get my payback . ..






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[Death Metal Moe]

I DO NOT allow others to effect me in this way.

Someone may piss me off for a short while, but then I get over it. You do not matter enough to make me upset for long.

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[flavorsaver]

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[Ants In My Pants]

My day was going fine until this... <P>
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